13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6738

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Something is so fucked with my laptop's fan. Listen to it:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/arocixzsegmhj … 9%20PM.mov
as a computer tech, that is the sound of money.

it's hitting something, prolly layered spunk.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6900|BC, Canada
burnzz likes spunk.
Narupug
Fodder Mostly
+150|5837|Vacationland

Jay wrote:

Narupug wrote:

Jay wrote:

Fuck yeah! Winning my fantasy baseball week 9-0-3 and moved into a tie for 7th place, two games out of the playoffs with 4 weeks to go.
I'm holding on for dear life to the last playoff spot in my league.  Lincecum and the rest of my pitching has failed me horribly, but Mike Trout to the rescue.
I traded Matt Holliday for Tim Lincecum and Mike Minor back in May. Figured Lincecum would turn around and anchor my staff. I was wrong
Yeah, he's been brutal this year. I've just started streaming pitchers because my pitching has been so bad.

Last edited by Narupug (2012-08-10 21:43:38)

mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

Marie Calender's frozen dinner with vodka to drink. Bachelor status confirmed
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
what kinda vodka
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6205|London, England

mtb0minime wrote:

Marie Calender's frozen dinner with vodka to drink. Bachelor status confirmed
http://forums.bf2s.com/sphinx.php?q=%3A … rch=Submit
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
hey burnzz
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti

RTHKI wrote:

what kinda vodka
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

smirnoff
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
woah too cool for me
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6863|Little Bentcock

Jay wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

How do you play fantasy baseball
There are two main types, rotisserie and head to head. With rotisserie (roto), you draft a team at the beginning of the season and you compete against the league for the following categories: Runs, Homeruns, RBIs, Stolen Bases, Batting Average, Wins, Saves, Strikeouts, ERA and WHIP (wins + hits divided by innings pitched). If there are ten teams in your league, you are assigned a point based on your current rank, so if you are 1st in runs, you earn 10 points in that category. If you're 3rd in homers, you earn 8 pts etc. Most points at the end of the season wins.

For head to head you compete against one opponent every week and are assigned a won-loss record based on how many categories you win in a given week. The last four weeks then work as a single elimination playoff for the top teams in the league. Whoever wins the tournament at the end is declared the victor. Top prize in my 14 team head to head league is about $1000.

Generally your team carries 1 catcher, 1 1b, 1 2b, 1 3b, 1 ss, 3 of, 2 utility slots for whatever you want to slot there, 3 starting pitching slots, 2 reliver slots, and 3 whatever-pitcher slots, with 5 bench slots for players you want to rotate in on off days or who deal with platoons etc. There's a lot of strategy involved. At the beginning of the season the league conducts a 23 round draft and you choose whichever players you want that are available.
I could do this
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

ROFL I got you all goin I know what it all is haha, I have killed lots of super mutants and I have lots of Mods or modifications for games such as PR and a shite load for oblivion
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
:L

k
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

I shure as fuck am not taking any vaccine from any government Especially Canada or the US.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
what about mexico
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

Iam going to hollow out the head stand and make it give me BJ's. NVG's look coll but they are probably not quality
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6394|what

wololo
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

re: condoms
I almost had to use surran wrap my 2nd time lol then she found one in her moms drawer
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6394|what

do you remember your first blow job matt?



what did it taste like?
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6895

https://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/josheyG34/L22a11.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5599|London, England

Adams_BJ wrote:

Jay wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

How do you play fantasy baseball
There are two main types, rotisserie and head to head. With rotisserie (roto), you draft a team at the beginning of the season and you compete against the league for the following categories: Runs, Homeruns, RBIs, Stolen Bases, Batting Average, Wins, Saves, Strikeouts, ERA and WHIP (wins + hits divided by innings pitched). If there are ten teams in your league, you are assigned a point based on your current rank, so if you are 1st in runs, you earn 10 points in that category. If you're 3rd in homers, you earn 8 pts etc. Most points at the end of the season wins.

For head to head you compete against one opponent every week and are assigned a won-loss record based on how many categories you win in a given week. The last four weeks then work as a single elimination playoff for the top teams in the league. Whoever wins the tournament at the end is declared the victor. Top prize in my 14 team head to head league is about $1000.

Generally your team carries 1 catcher, 1 1b, 1 2b, 1 3b, 1 ss, 3 of, 2 utility slots for whatever you want to slot there, 3 starting pitching slots, 2 reliver slots, and 3 whatever-pitcher slots, with 5 bench slots for players you want to rotate in on off days or who deal with platoons etc. There's a lot of strategy involved. At the beginning of the season the league conducts a 23 round draft and you choose whichever players you want that are available.
I could do this
espn and yahoo are the two primary sites people use

Heres my league: http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/9256

Last edited by Jay (2012-08-10 22:24:37)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6978|Cinncinatti
yolo
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Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6983|FUCK UBISOFT

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