BF2s Dream Thread

2012-06-19 02:17:01

#301

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6106|eXtreme to the maX

I dreamt that Chuy added a feature to the forum whereby just typing "fuck" would trigger an automatic three day ban before you even hit "enter".

According to Freud this means I need to get out more.

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2012-06-19 02:55:43

#302

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6192|Roma

fuck

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2012-06-19 05:44:58

#303

iceman785: Member; +93|6673|Alaska, mother fucker.

Been having some fucked up dreams lately.

First one I was in the entry area of the school I was working for awhile back. Some of the kids were fighting, so I walked up and grabbed the kid who had started the shit and started dragging him away. He pulled out a pistol and shot me in the face. Everything went black for a moment and that's when I realized it was a dream and woke up.

Next I had just gotten a mint condition Acura Integra Type-R. I was at a friends house showing it off when he goes "dude someone is trying to steal your car." I ran over, punched the guy and he ran off. I started walking back to my friend when the same guy tries his shit again. I ran at him, he runs but this time he broken my drivers side window and cracked the dash of the car. Then as I'm assessing the damage 3 dudes walk up around me. Immediately I started swinging and found a screw driver sitting in some snow. I took the screw driver and punched it through the guys neck. Never before have I felt that kind of realism in a dream. I could feel the pressure of the screw driver against his neck as I pressed it in and a ripping noise as it tore through him. I woke up right after.

My last and most recent I was out snowmobiling with my friend and his cousin, something I do often. I was riding a new snowmobile and my buddy was riding my current one. My current snowmobile is notorious for destroying belts, and it just happened to blow one as we got to the gas station. We stop to fix it when a guy standing in the parking lot pulls out a rifle and starts shooting at us. I start weaving through the parking lot, and as I make my charge towards the dude a bullet rips through the lower right side of my neck. My adrenaline is pumping so hard I continued to run at him but my Mom came in my room and woke me up before anything else happened.

Crazy how I can vividly remember all the bad dreams but random shit is gone almost immediately.

2012-06-19 08:59:57

#304

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,736|6737|Oxferd Ohire

dreamt i saw an acura amg

2012-06-19 11:01:51

#305

Cisse: Member; +63|4369

it was the euro 2012 final england v italy, 2-2, 90th minute.

balotelli walks off the pitch, only to reappear 2 minutes later on a quad bike. he then drives around the pitch, takes control of the ball with his leg sticking out and drives all the way passed the england defence and scores.

ref and officials too scared of him to do anything about it, goal stands.

balotelli shrugs as the rest of italy goes crazy and then go on to lift the trophy

pooppooppooppoop

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2012-06-19 11:22:48

#306

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6324|Graz, Austria

iceman785 wrote:
Been having some fucked up dreams lately.

First one I was in the entry area of the school I was working for awhile back. Some of the kids were fighting, so I walked up and grabbed the kid who had started the shit and started dragging him away. He pulled out a pistol and shot me in the face. Everything went black for a moment and that's when I realized it was a dream and woke up.

Next I had just gotten a mint condition Acura Integra Type-R. I was at a friends house showing it off when he goes "dude someone is trying to steal your car." I ran over, punched the guy and he ran off. I started walking back to my friend when the same guy tries his shit again. I ran at him, he runs but this time he broken my drivers side window and cracked the dash of the car. Then as I'm assessing the damage 3 dudes walk up around me. Immediately I started swinging and found a screw driver sitting in some snow. I took the screw driver and punched it through the guys neck. Never before have I felt that kind of realism in a dream. I could feel the pressure of the screw driver against his neck as I pressed it in and a ripping noise as it tore through him. I woke up right after.

My last and most recent I was out snowmobiling with my friend and his cousin, something I do often. I was riding a new snowmobile and my buddy was riding my current one. My current snowmobile is notorious for destroying belts, and it just happened to blow one as we got to the gas station. We stop to fix it when a guy standing in the parking lot pulls out a rifle and starts shooting at us. I start weaving through the parking lot, and as I make my charge towards the dude a bullet rips through the lower right side of my neck. My adrenaline is pumping so hard I continued to run at him but my Mom came in my room and woke me up before anything else happened.

Crazy how I can vividly remember all the bad dreams but random shit is gone almost immediately.

Sigmund Freud thinks that you should wear a bulletproof vest.

2012-06-19 17:34:56

#307

iceman785: Member; +93|6673|Alaska, mother fucker.

But I got shot in the head and neck, that won't do much good =/

2012-06-19 20:37:41

#308

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5389|Fuck this.

dream yourself some power armor then.

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2012-06-20 03:10:53

#309

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6324|Graz, Austria

iceman785 wrote:
But I got shot in the head and neck, that won't do much good =/

2012-06-20 09:00:24

#310

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6655

Was in a Tomb Raider level that was basically a very long hallway with various floors. I had to find hidden switches to get some water flowing so the room would fill up and I could reach the next floor. Lots of underwater breath-holding. Couldn't breathe underwater like I normally do, but was able to hold my breath for a really long time.

2012-06-20 09:02:01

#311

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,736|6737|Oxferd Ohire

dreamed the euro was taking place at some race track.

2012-06-20 13:12:25

#312

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5586

Tony Soprano was trying to kill Anderson Silva but the state of Virginia started bombing everything.

2012-06-21 05:22:32

#313

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5037|Massachusetts, USA

Macbeth wrote:
Tony Soprano was trying to kill Anderson Silva but the state of Virginia started bombing everything.

Tony was really Chael Sonnen in disguise.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2012-06-21 07:10:21

#314

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5389|Fuck this.

mtb0minime wrote:
Was in a Tomb Raider level that was basically a very long hallway with various floors. I had to find hidden switches to get some water flowing so the room would fill up and I could reach the next floor. Lots of underwater breath-holding. Couldn't breathe underwater like I normally do, but was able to hold my breath for a really long time.

Then you looked down and realized you had tits?

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2012-06-21 08:37:28

#315

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6655

Was in Boston and there was a "silent party". People just hung out in a pitch-black, completely quiet room. It was so that people could escape the noise of the city.

2012-06-21 15:08:59

#316

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6324|Graz, Austria

mtb0minime wrote:
Was in Boston and there was a "silent party". People just hung out in a pitch-black, completely quiet room. It was so that people could escape the noise of the city.

And you threw a flashbang?

2012-06-28 08:32:37

#317

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6655

Friend had a house in Colorado that needed evacuating. His dad was just hanging out there and no one else was around. He let me and my family take their stuff. We loaded up a little van but couldn't fit much. Then some spaceship VTOL thing came in and we were able to load more stuff.

Was driving around in the mountains and found a huge inflatable bounce-house-esque slide. One guy chipped his tooth from bouncing too much and slamming into the ground. It was a decent ride for me.

Christopher Nolan was talking about how he split up his Batman movies into a whole bunch of segments and his "trilogy" went something like 1, 2-A, 2-B, 2-C, 3. A trilogy within a trilogy.

Ran into a friend at a restaurant that was very big but had very few tables. He was going to order a spaghetti burrito but instead gave it to our other friend and he wanted something different. We were served by a waiter and a waitress. They asked me about my "beard" but I told them I couldn't grow one. We all had a good laugh over some other stuff I don't remember. I think I knew the waiter too. And the waitress had shaved just one of her eyebrows off but she didn't notice. So I kept scratching one of my eyebrows and everyone else at the table was laughing but she didn't get it.

2012-07-02 07:46:03

#318

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,736|6737|Oxferd Ohire

cause of ts

dreamed there was a ferrari suv painted maserati pearl

2012-07-09 04:52:28

#319

BeardedHobo: Will post for food; +53|5181|Flying in my boxcar.

Had a dream that I was going to feed my cat, but I walked down my hill and looked up, there was the whole group of cats that had passed away over the years. So they trotted down and I was feeding them, and then my co-workers showed up riding bikes, and were watching me feed the cats, and saying "Hurry up!", Then cut to playing some mixture of Mario and Kirby to where I discovered the secret passage to the Water Temple...I don't know why my brain comes up with this stuff.

2012-07-09 08:08:43

#320

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6655

I got to see The Dark Knight Rises, but after it was over I realized they had cut some huge portions out and I never even got to see Bane.

2012-07-09 09:48:14

#321

CC-Marley: Member; +407|6829

Had a work dream last night. Only I was a waiter and working the room by myself. No matter what I did I couldn't understand the people ordering. They all were speaking word salad. So I quit and walked out.

2012-07-14 11:42:56

#322

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6655

Was on some remote planet working at an office. For some reason there were two different offices miles and miles apart, even though they had the same function and it was the same business. We just had to randomly show up at one of them, instead of going to only one of them and ignoring the other. I was getting frustrated because most of my supplies were at the other office, so I had to do lots of scrounging and scavenging.

2012-07-20 07:24:47

#323

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,736|6737|Oxferd Ohire

had a purple toilet

2012-07-24 16:30:53

#324

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6655

Was at Disneyland with some friends. We befriended a woman who was in a wheelchair, had cancer, and was going through chemo. On her forehead was a warning label telling anyone not to remove it. One of my friends peeled the label off and there was a huge wound. The wound opened up and created a big hole in her head/brain. She just sat there, staring lifelessly.

2012-07-28 09:13:55

#325

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6717|Riva, MD

I had a dream that I was still 19 and still in high school in 11th grade. That would be scary, you wouldn't be able to fuck up anywhere at all if you wanted the required amount of credits to graduate before you were 21 and they couldn't allow you to go to school there anymore.

It felt cool to be 19 among slightly younger people in the dream though, it's sort of like how being 20 among 18 year olds now is so different

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