-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5690|Ventura, California
OMFG this cute chick I've been talking to for a while just friendzoned me. Why does this keep happening?!
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6788

because you're not date-able?
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5395|Sydney
lol

-Sh1fty- wrote:

OMFG this cute chick I've been talking to for a while just friendzoned me. Why does this keep happening?!
Because you gave her the impression you want to be friends.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6181|London, England

maybe she thought you were a girl
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5918|College Park, MD
I have a higher success rate pitching people for donations for fundraisers at school than I do with getting responses to messages in online dating -_-
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5395|Sydney
I don't even understand why you post this stuff.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5918|College Park, MD
It's a way to vent i guess
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coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6926|England. Stoke

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

It's a way to vent i guess
So is wanking, and you can do that in the privacy of your own home.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6954|Oxferd Ohire
he does a lot of venting
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5802

You use online dating?
-CARNIFEX-[LOC]
Da Blooze
+111|6870

Cybargs wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jay wrote:

So you're cool with 40 year old men dating 12 year old girls?
No but like a an 18 year old and a 16 year old doing it shouldn't send the 18 year old to jail. Or a 19 year old and a 17 year old. Or two 14 or 15 year olds, etc.
I don't think you understand how the legal system works.
There are states that make exception if the individuals are close enough in age. In my state I think it's 2 years, so a 15 year old could sleep with someone who was 17, but not 18+, etc etc. I wouldn't be surprised if sexting is illegal w/o exception if the person disseminating it is under the state's legal age, given the ease with which digital information (and teen legs) can be spread...

Hopefully this restores some of your faith in America.

Last edited by -CARNIFEX-[LOC] (2012-07-08 19:19:17)

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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6714

-CARNIFEX-[LOC] wrote:

Hopefully this restores some of your faith in America.
America? this thread proves to me that there are thick-headed, stupid people world wide.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5918|College Park, MD

Macbeth wrote:

You use online dating?
yeah, I go on now and then. I figured it'd be better than IRL dating but nope, I actually find it easier to get conversation going with women offline than online. I feel like with online dating the first thing they do is look at your pictures, if you're not hot enough they don't bother responding to your message. Women seem less picky offline.

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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5690|Ventura, California

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

You use online dating?
yeah, I go on now and then. I figured it'd be better than IRL dating but nope, I actually find it easier to get conversation going with women offline than online. I feel like with online dating the first thing they do is look at your pictures, if you're not hot enough they don't bother responding to your message. Women seem less picky offline.
isn't online dating expensive though?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
eleven bravo
Member
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what a nerdfagloserfest this thread is

Last edited by eleven bravo (2012-07-09 09:42:26)

Tu Stultus Es
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7009|Jupiter
and you are a part of it
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5476|foggy bottom
youre the mayor of this thread
Tu Stultus Es
killer21
Because f*ck you that's why.
+400|6807|Reisterstown, MD

This thread has some of the funniest stuff I've read....EVER.  Hilarity...it is here. 

Last edited by killer21 (2012-07-09 10:00:53)

Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6788

no girl problems when your text on bf2s is green
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7045

killer21 wrote:

This thread has some of the funniest stuff I've read....EVER.  Hilarity...it is here. 
I come here for a chuckle sometimes.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5395|Sydney

Macbeth wrote:

You use online dating?
In between his drunken ramblings on BF3s
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5802

Eh, I know a guy who moves a bunch of pussy using plenty of fish.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5802

Caveat: he is in his 40's
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5690|Ventura, California

Macbeth wrote:

Eh, I know a guy who moves a bunch of pussy using plenty of fish.
Yeah but aren't most of those women who use that site desperate anyway? It's not necessarily totally true, I know, but as a general rule of thumb that's what I think. I checked out a dating site once and they were like 90% fat chicks. The rest were goths, emos, etc. Maybe that's because of the age group I checked. As you get older I assume that you have less time on your hands to go out and meet new people so maybe it's practical for them I donno.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5802

-Sh1fty- wrote:

The rest were goths, emos, etc.
Goth girls are hot. Usually pretty fun too. Those are something I miss as I get older.

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