my flatmate's fucking hammered. it's hilarious.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
My hair is going salt n pepper
Me and Jacqui are in bed now and all we're hearing is 'thud crash bang fucks sake Jesus Christ oh fuck.'
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for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
i'm in bed too Camm but all i'm hearing is Sky Sports News, because mrs Toilet is reading.
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who would marry a toilet? LOL!
Shouldn't it be Mrs Sex?Toilet Sex wrote:
i'm in bed too Camm but all i'm hearing is Sky Sports News, because mrs Toilet is reading.
Or is Toilet Sex a double barrelled surname?
That's what I'm wondering. Phil Toilet-Sex maybe?coke wrote:
Shouldn't it be Mrs Sex?Toilet Sex wrote:
i'm in bed too Camm but all i'm hearing is Sky Sports News, because mrs Toilet is reading.
Or is Toilet Sex a double barrelled surname?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
mrs sex sounds silly, she's actually Mrs Rowlingson but that's not as good as mrs toilet
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i remember the first letter she received with her surname changed, we still have it :3
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You should start calling/referring to her as Mrs Toilet in EVERYday life. Sure she will love it!Toilet Sex wrote:
mrs sex sounds silly, she's actually Mrs Rowlingson but that's not as good as mrs toilet
Coke.
Big poof.Toilet Sex wrote:
i remember the first letter she received with her surname changed, we still have it :3
What her maiden name?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Scottish identity theft scam alert!Camm wrote:
Big poof.Toilet Sex wrote:
i remember the first letter she received with her surname changed, we still have it :3
What her maiden name?
coke, that's meancoke wrote:
You should start calling/referring to her as Mrs Toilet in EVERYday life. Sure she will love it!Toilet Sex wrote:
mrs sex sounds silly, she's actually Mrs Rowlingson but that's not as good as mrs toilet
Camm@ Hayes. not a big poof, it's just nice to have. we will have it when we're older and wrinklier
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I know I know. I will be keeping Jacquis first surname-changed letter.Toilet Sex wrote:
coke, that's meancoke wrote:
You should start calling/referring to her as Mrs Toilet in EVERYday life. Sure she will love it!Toilet Sex wrote:
mrs sex sounds silly, she's actually Mrs Rowlingson but that's not as good as mrs toilet
Camm@ Hayes. not a big poof, it's just nice to have. we will have it when we're older and wrinklier
Proposing in the summer :3
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Hey you started it by calling her that!Toilet Sex wrote:
coke, that's meancoke wrote:
You should start calling/referring to her as Mrs Toilet in EVERYday life. Sure she will love it!Toilet Sex wrote:
mrs sex sounds silly, she's actually Mrs Rowlingson but that's not as good as mrs toilet
Camm@ Hayes. not a big poof, it's just nice to have. we will have it when we're older and wrinklier
Also you have fallen for Camm's identity theft scam.
good luck it's the most nerve shattering thing i've done. and i've sat in the Russian stadium as John Terry took that penalty. i'm sure she'll acceptCamm wrote:
I know I know. I will be keeping Jacquis first surname-changed letter.Toilet Sex wrote:
coke, that's meancoke wrote:
You should start calling/referring to her as Mrs Toilet in EVERYday life. Sure she will love it!
Camm@ Hayes. not a big poof, it's just nice to have. we will have it when we're older and wrinklier
Proposing in the summer :3
@coke yeah but she's not on bf2s so she's mrs Toilet on here
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And I sat through that fucking penalty in the pub haha. She will. Her dad Offered me her late mothers engagement ring.
@coke, identity theft? What?
@coke, identity theft? What?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
of course she will. how are you going to do it (if you've thought about it?)
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whole lotta gay in this thread right about now
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
You now know her married and maiden name. Ask what the name of her first pet/street she lived on for security questions.Camm wrote:
And I sat through that fucking penalty in the pub haha. She will. Her dad Offered me her late mothers engagement ring.
@coke, identity theft? What?
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>9:20
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>mfw
>sober
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