Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6663
Fall of the year. Summer falls into winter.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6123|what

It's because they are too stupid to spell Autumn.
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6439

NooBesT wrote:

What's wrong with AussieReaper?
He's Autralian.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

Dilbert_X wrote:

Should I take out a 5 year term deposit at 5.8%?

Interest rates seem likely to tank over the next few years, share market is a bit pooey, I'm inclined to park some cash in a low risk investment.
At the moment it would seem a good idea. Don't reckon rates will go up though?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX

Jaekus wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Should I take out a 5 year term deposit at 5.8%?

Interest rates seem likely to tank over the next few years, share market is a bit pooey, I'm inclined to park some cash in a low risk investment.
At the moment it would seem a good idea. Don't reckon rates will go up though?
Looking at the available term derposit rates the consensus seems to be we have a falling/flat few years ahead, in which case 5.8% would be a good deal.

If the coalition get in the cash floodgates will re-open, if the Republicans get in the cash floodgates will re-open - in either case interest rates will probably rise in the short term. Then again Europe will probably crash further so I dunno lol.
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
What about two years instead of five, and re-evaluate then?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX
Two year rate is ~5.3%, as is are three and four year rates.

The easy answer is to put a bit in multiple term deposits, and be happy with the average.

Or blow it all on coke and hookers.

I'm undecided.
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Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6687

Dilbert_X wrote:

Two year rate is ~5.3%, as is are three and four year rates.

The easy answer is to put a bit in multiple term deposits, and be happy with the average.

Or blow it all on coke and hookers.

I'm undecided.
I'd go with the 5 years if you got enough back up cash.

NAB gives out 5.5% for it's iSaver accounts and westpac has around the same for eSaver.
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DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6652|Disaster Free Zone
Both of those have honeymoon periods with extra interest. The base standards are more like 4%. But then you can access your money when ever.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
It's true. I just looked up my netbank saver account and it's currently at 4.25%. But if you sign up for a new one you get 5.25% for the first 3 months or so.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX
You've got to keep an eye on those suckers.

Bankwest Smart E-Saver = The Bomb.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX
Why has this person sent me a FB friend request

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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

I washed my wallet. I left it in my pants and it ended up in the washer machine.

Sooo, will my credit cards still work? They look like they are fine but I wouldn't want to risk it and end up in an embarrassing situation. I know this might be a dumb question.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum
should do
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
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Member
+1,399|5230|foggy bottom

Macbeth wrote:

I washed my wallet. I left it in my pants and it ended up in the washer machine.

Sooo, will my credit cards still work? They look like they are fine but I wouldn't want to risk it and end up in an embarrassing situation. I know this might be a dumb question.
if it wont work they could punch in the number
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6441

Dilbert_X wrote:

Why has this person sent me a FB friend request

maybe she wants advice on how to lose weight
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX
How do farts get past poo?

You'd think the system would function like a spud gun but no.
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globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria

Dilbert_X wrote:

How do farts get past poo?

You'd think the system would function like a spud gun but no.
Your rectum, being a muscular tube, can expand.

It will however work like a spud gun if you have diarrhea, with all the liquid being pulled downwards by gravity, sealing it up.
In such an instance, I suggest doing a handstand when you need to fart.
(If it still goes wrong, you'd have a poo fountain at least.)
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6539|Mountains of NC

Macbeth wrote:

I washed my wallet. I left it in my pants and it ended up in the washer machine.

Sooo, will my credit cards still work? They look like they are fine but I wouldn't want to risk it and end up in an embarrassing situation. I know this might be a dumb question.
they will be perfectly fine
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
The strips can be affected by magnetism. You're more likely to make your credit card unusable if you sit them on your mobile phone than putting them through the wash.
cdailey2142
Flesh Peddler
+14|5034

Dilbert_X wrote:

Why has this person sent me a FB friend request

What is this fat girls name on FB? Fatty's need love too!
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6542

Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6703|St. Andrews / Oslo

Uzique wrote:

maybe she wants advice on how to lose weight

cdailey2142 wrote:

What is this fat girls name on FB? Fatty's need love too!
She's not that fat to be honest..

Last edited by Jenspm (2012-04-11 11:47:27)

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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6441
yeah but jen look at your girlfriend, i mean
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|5970|Vortex Ring State

Dilbert_X wrote:

Why has this person sent me a FB friend request

probably a spam account.

If she messages you in chat, just ask if they are human, or if they are a bot. Most spambots screw up. If you're not sure after that if they're a bot or not, tell them to fuck off and wait for a response.

Last edited by Trotskygrad (2012-04-11 12:24:29)

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