Battlefield 3 - Main Thread

2012-04-03 13:20:21

#15101

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6893

GeoEnvi wrote:
I noticed last night that I could see enemy tanks and heli's with 'red-orbs' emanating from their vehicles as they tracked me with the Laser Designator. Previously, I only remember the SOFLAM with a visible laser. Is this a patch-added feature?

Yes.

2012-04-03 14:17:53

#15102

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6738|so randum

needed too, not knowing which dumb tank was soflaming was annoying

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2012-04-03 14:21:57

#15103

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5712|Ventura, California

FatherTed wrote:
needed too, not knowing which dumb tank was soflaming was annoying

this

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-04-03 14:52:33

#15104

PigPopTart: Shotgun whore; +133|6527|Pacific NW, USA

steelie34 wrote:
thepilot91 wrote:
PigPopTart wrote:
TV missle suicide launch is still present.
happened the second missile i fired post patch
same here.

Wow. How hard can it really be to code this properly? Although its only happened once in 5 rounds. Use to be 3+ times per round, either its better or I've just been lucky.

Rufknsrsbro?

2012-04-03 15:42:37

#15105

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6364|So Cal

Sorry but my E-peen is showing:

Can anyone top these two of my babies on the leaderboard?

...
I stopped whoring the support to give Assault some love but I miss my C4.

2012-04-03 15:52:27

#15106

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6947|England. Stoke

Graphic-J wrote:
Sorry but my E-peen is showing:

Can anyone top these two of my babies on the leaderboard?

...
I stopped whoring the support to give Assault some love but I miss my C4.

What's supposed to be impressive?
A friend of mine has these weapon stats:

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/8652/Aviary%20battlelog-battlefield-com%20Picture%201.png

Last edited by coke (2012-04-03 15:52:53)

2012-04-03 16:03:57

#15107

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6893

1) How can someone stand to play Metro that long
2) How can someone stand to play BF3 that long
3) <insert comment about not having a life>

2012-04-03 16:05:59

#15108

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6947|England. Stoke

mtb0minime wrote:
1) How can someone stand to play Metro that long
2) How can someone stand to play BF3 that long
3) <insert comment about not having a life>

He doesn't play metro. Karg Island TDM so you can rack up the kills even quicker than Metro.
He's played 524 hours so yeah.

2012-04-03 16:24:55

#15109

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6893

coke wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
1) How can someone stand to play Metro that long
2) How can someone stand to play BF3 that long
3) <insert comment about not having a life>
He doesn't play metro. Karg Island TDM so you can rack up the kills even quicker than Metro.
He's played 524 hours so yeah.

Ah, should've known, since there's no usas or m320 up there.

2012-04-03 16:25:06

#15110

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6580|Atlanta, Georgia

<--- 90 hours

2012-04-03 17:06:40

#15111

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6929|Devon, England

Graphic-J wrote:
Sorry but my E-peen is showing:

Can anyone top these two of my babies on the leaderboard?

...
I stopped whoring the support to give Assault some love but I miss my C4.

2%, 869th for the SG553, but that's it, really.

2%, 6,332nd for Disable Vehicle Ribbons per round...

2012-04-03 17:22:06

#15112

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6893

top 2% in shots fired per minute

2012-04-03 19:56:39

#15113

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6387|'straya

Top 0% Shots fired per minute
Top 1% Disabled vehicle ribbons per round
Top 1% Skill
Top 2% Vehicle score per vehicle minute
Top 3% Air warfare ribbons per round
Top 3% Vehicles destroyed
Top 4% Kill / Death ratio

Sooo much e-peen in this thread.

Last edited by Little BaBy JESUS (2012-04-03 19:56:59)

2012-04-04 00:10:20

#15114

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6893

I fucking hate this game so much sometimes. Can we please remove the fucking recon class from this goddamned piece of shit? So fucking annoying to be dominating a team, then our team gets too comfortable and goes all sniper, enemy team reclaims everything and we're fucked, no recovery. Fucking retards.

2012-04-04 02:11:23

#15115

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5923|SQUID

Top % is laughable for some of these, considering how bad everyone else is, having anything in the positive ratio instantly makes you some sort of superstar high skill professional gamer champion.

2012-04-04 06:53:59

#15116

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6413|Sydney | ♥

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2012-04-04 06:54:51

#15117

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6707

tazz. wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxsbTjPe2fs

This has been posted no less than three times before.

2012-04-04 07:13:43

#15118

iceman785: Member; +93|6911|Alaska, mother fucker.

650 ticket metro rush... never again.

2012-04-04 08:08:07

#15119

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6627|New York

I found THE best site to get your Avatars from for BF3:
http://blog.tastebuds.fm/worst-album-co … -all-time/

I've cropped like 5 of them and plan to use them in turn.

My current one is the black woman sitting on the shitter. If you check my profile, you can see this in great detail.

Edit: some album covers NSFW, but in the argument of "art", they are definitely not sexual in any way.

Last edited by heggs (2012-04-04 08:22:18)

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2012-04-04 08:17:46