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2012-03-16 11:08:30

#1676

Laura: your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil; +149|6049|u fucking wot m8

Camm wrote:
Laura wrote:
Laura wrote:
dear '27

how do i steal my dad's porsche and drive it out garage and into the night
actually dw, got in, turned the key to accessory, shifted to reverse, ripped the handbrake, rolled down the driveway, pumped the brakes hard as fuck on the way, managed to get down far enough away from the house to turn on the engine

pulled over typing this btw, don't wanna get hit by a semi or anything like that other poor girl did.
what Porsche is it?

bwand new carerra gts, beautiful thing, helped him pick it out too - was either this or the turbo

1927 wrote:
Sorry I was eating some fucking Chicken Teriaki shit, Japanese you know. Yeah, get me eh?

Glad the Porche stealing thing has gone ok, Im intrigued to know about the girl and her semi though? I suffer from this from time to time aswell but Im not a girl

np '27

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=145204&p=1

ended up doing about 60kms all up with my best mate - heart to heart talks over a coffee while cruising.. best.

2012-03-16 11:12:42

#1677

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5804

Keep us updated, Laura.

2012-03-16 11:13:50

#1678

Laura: your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil; +149|6049|u fucking wot m8

well, car is back in garage with parents none the wiser

a productive night if i ever saw one

2012-03-16 11:17:10

#1679

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6873

Naughty innit

2012-03-16 11:22:46

#1680

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6790

dunno what time it is on Convict Island but early morning drives in the summer are the best actually

like 5am, sun coming up and everything

♥

2012-03-16 11:25:00

#1681

west-phoenix-az: Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does; +632|6608

Laura wrote:
well, car is back in garage with parents none the wiser

a productive night if i ever saw one

what would the punishment be if you get caught?

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/west-phoenix-az/BF2S/bf2s_sig_9mmbrass.jpg

2012-03-16 11:29:07

#1682

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6850|949

How old are you Laura?

2012-03-16 11:33:13

#1683

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6873

She's 16 and doesn't need anyone to fucking tell her what to do so step off. OMG dad ur suffakating me!

2012-03-16 11:34:03

#1684

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6410|Roma

Laura is lampshade guys

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2012-03-16 11:35:17

#1685

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6790

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Laura is lampshade guys

♥

2012-03-16 11:35:19

#1686

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6850|949

From her posts I thought she was like 20 or do, but stealing your dads Porsche in the middle of the night is something you do when you're like 16, so maybe I was way off

2012-03-16 11:36:12

#1687

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6960|FUCK UBISOFT

ken your dad doesnt even have a porsche

2012-03-16 11:37:01

#1688

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6850|949

i wish he did

i took the family minivan out a few times when i was like 15 though

2012-03-16 11:37:09

#1689

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5804

Ken's dad doesn't even live in America

2012-03-16 11:37:45

#1690

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6960|FUCK UBISOFT

I drove my dad's camaro a few times

2012-03-16 11:37:48

#1691

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6850|949

now he has a motorbike. The one i rented went faster than his. but then again, I crashed and he didnt/

2012-03-16 11:41:01

#1692

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

new camaro?

2012-03-16 11:43:08

#1693

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6960|FUCK UBISOFT

nah it was used. Mostly by my dad. Occasionally by me.

2012-03-16 11:43:37

#1694

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

i mean the new model

2012-03-16 11:44:19

#1695

Laura: your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil; +149|6049|u fucking wot m8

west-phoenix-az wrote:
Laura wrote:
well, car is back in garage with parents none the wiser

a productive night if i ever saw one
what would the punishment be if you get caught?

death by snusnu

nah, stealing the porsche would most likely be a crime punishable by the garnishing of my allowance and probably house arrest for a week

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
How old are you Laura?

18, however maturiosity-wise, 86

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Laura is lampshade guys

qft

2012-03-16 11:45:18

#1696

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6410|Roma

Chilllllllllllll

2012-03-16 11:47:49

#1697

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

18. thats legal

2012-03-16 11:48:53

#1698

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

allowance..wat

2012-03-16 11:48:56

#1699

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5762|Toronto

Laura wrote:
west-phoenix-az wrote:
Laura wrote:
well, car is back in garage with parents none the wiser

a productive night if i ever saw one
what would the punishment be if you get caught?
death by snusnu

I was hoping you would say spanking...

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2012-03-16 11:50:54

#1700

Laura: your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil; +149|6049|u fucking wot m8

RTHKI wrote:
18. thats legal

high powered vehicle on my license

no sir, rick

RTHKI wrote:
allowance..wat

wat

Pochsy wrote:
Laura wrote:
west-phoenix-az wrote:

what would the punishment be if you get caught?
death by snusnu
I was hoping you would say spanking...

spanking is bf territory, not angry dad area

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