Reverse the layout of every room.
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cut the foil up in small pieces and crumple them into balls
then put them all over the top of the ceiling fan blades
then put them all over the top of the ceiling fan blades
cling film. everything.
No ceiling fans. All airconditioned.west-phoenix-az wrote:
cut the foil up in small pieces and crumple them into balls
then put them all over the top of the ceiling fan blades
But I like the idea.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
will be a bitch to get off, and easy to put on.PrivateVendetta wrote:
cling film. everything.
take a coin and superglue it to the floor
do it on the patio concrete if you don't want to mess up the floor
do it on the patio concrete if you don't want to mess up the floor
take HER coins and superglue them to her desk.west-phoenix-az wrote:
take a coin and superglue it to the floor
do it on the patio concrete if you don't want to mess up the floor
In the outline of a penis.
Take your penis and superglue it to her desk.PrivateVendetta wrote:
take HER coins and superglue them to her desk.west-phoenix-az wrote:
take a coin and superglue it to the floor
do it on the patio concrete if you don't want to mess up the floor
In the outline of a penis.
get some fake, but fairly real looking, spiders and bugs. Hide them in weird spots (Medicine cabinet, underwear drawer, etc.).
Shave your pubes and chest hair. When she walks in, throw it in her face and tell her it's fairy dust
get something fuzzy that looks like a mouse
tie some fishing line between the mouse and a kitchen cabinet door
so when she opens the cabinet the mouse moves toward her
tie some fishing line between the mouse and a kitchen cabinet door
so when she opens the cabinet the mouse moves toward her
dont forget to put some of that saran wrap on one of the toilets, one you will not use while there
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Shave your pubes and chest hair. When she walks in, throw it in her face and tell her it's fairy dust
saran wrap on the toilet is happening. And single strip across a doorway at head-level.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Tie fishing line around your penis and your wrist. Keep your fly open. When you go to hug her your penis pops out and surprises her. Extra points if you put a french mustache on it and color the tip like a beret
unscrew the caps of the shampoos and conditioners
hide in her attic
come down three days later and say you've been in her attic
surprise!
come down three days later and say you've been in her attic
surprise!
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
spike the orange juice, soda, etc.
sit in front of the door, let her catch you jacking off to a picture of david hasselhoff
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rubberband the sink sprayer
Last edited by west-phoenix-az (2012-03-16 10:42:47)
Alright, toilet has been saran wrapped, 2 doorways done with saran wrap at head-level, and a number of small items entombed in saran wrap.
I think that's far enough-- I don't want her to hate me all weekend.
I think that's far enough-- I don't want her to hate me all weekend.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
do the desktop thing, were you take a screen shot of her desktop, make it the background so she cant click any of the icons
put electrical tape over the tv and radio remote control receiver thingamabobs
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Urinate all over her belongings, claiming them as your own.