Cybargs
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gurdeep wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well my parents are finally officially divorced. It happened a few days before Christmas. The process has been long and very hard to endure. Family choosing sides, financial troubles, drama everywhere, hurt feelings, etc.

As it stands, my dad is paying child support, alimony, and will have to pay for me to go to college if I choose to do so.

He's still living with his son and girlfriend.

FML
id find a new family if you were my son too.
lol, dick
most fucking dickest post on bf2s ever.
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Macbeth
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Macbeth wrote:

I never read this thread. Could someone give me a recap?
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5724|Roma
shifty had sex with his dad.
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438

Macbeth wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

I never read this thread. Could someone give me a recap?
Brad was all like "shit bee-eff-two-ess, my dad is fucking some slunt!"
Then Brad's mom was all like "Brad's dad; you're a shit fuck nagger faggot bitch!" and divorced his ass like a bauss.
Then Brad was all like "My dad got that slut he was banging knocked up! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit."
And then I don't know, shit.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
And then Brad wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

FUCK MY GRANDMA
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
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Jaekus wrote:

And then Brad wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

FUCK MY GRANDMA
Yes, but he did in a different thread.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
I know, but still...

Is it just me or does anyone else read those words in a whiny voice?
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6593|Little Bentcock
I read them in my voice
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

Adams_BJ wrote:

I read them in my voice
Deep and breathy?

"Fuck my grandma"
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5444|Ventura, California
You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.

So my dad called me 2 days ago to tell me I have a swiss bank account with a bunch of money in it. He let me know because I'm now 18 and he can't access it...so he's "letting me have it" he opened it when I was born and regularly put money in it.

and yeah my grandma is a b#@ch, I sound like a douche for saying it but damn is she the most bitter woman I've seen in my life.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.

So my dad called me 2 days ago to tell me I have a swiss bank account with a bunch of money in it. He let me know because I'm now 18 and he can't access it...so he's "letting me have it" he opened it when I was born and regularly put money in it.

and yeah my grandma is a b#@ch, I sound like a douche for saying it but damn is she the most bitter woman I've seen in my life.
Buy a car.

If you weren't actually Swiss I'd say your dad had shady dealings.
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
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Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.

So my dad called me 2 days ago to tell me I have a swiss bank account with a bunch of money in it. He let me know because I'm now 18 and he can't access it...so he's "letting me have it" he opened it when I was born and regularly put money in it.

and yeah my grandma is a b#@ch, I sound like a douche for saying it but damn is she the most bitter woman I've seen in my life.
Buy a car.

If you weren't actually Swiss I'd say your dad had shady dealings.
finally go on that date.
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5444|Ventura, California
haha yeah that's exactly the first thought that came to my mind "finally money for a car"

now now now...what to get for $3000 ?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5444|Ventura, California
Also single awareness day is coming up gotta ask her out
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria

-Sh1fty- wrote:

now now now...what to get for $3000 ?
Buy yourself into the USMC!
Or bribe the guys doing the tests.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

haha yeah that's exactly the first thought that came to my mind "finally money for a car"

now now now...what to get for $3000 ?
Something that is:

a) reliable
b) economical
c) can easily get spare parts
d) isn't too sporty (sports car for $3k = probably been run into the ground)
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
honda crx. awww yea
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Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6545|London
Is this thread not about Shifty's penis yet?
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
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quit posting about shiftydick and teach me tryndamere instead
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Toilet Sex
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RTHKI wrote:

honda crx. awww yea
LoL
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

Aries_37 wrote:

Is this thread not about Shifty's penis yet?
He hasn't used it yet, so no.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6545|London

Lucien wrote:

quit posting about shiftydick and teach me tryndamere instead
I'm on lunchbreak atm :S

Will be on tonight and over the weekend
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5724|Roma

-Sh1fty- wrote:

haha yeah that's exactly the first thought that came to my mind "finally money for a car"

now now now...what to get for $3000 ?
is that like 2€?
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.
Yes I have.
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