Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6829

probably because you said it lol
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6995|Cinncinatti
Cause she was a guy until the sex change
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5959|College Park, MD

Toilet Sex wrote:

probably because you said it lol
nah it's when any of us say it

she can out-drink the three guys in the house that's for sure
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UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5294|Massachusetts, USA
I know a girl.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6916|BC, Canada
Lies.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6758|so randum
are they the ones with the inside-out willy?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5615|London, England

Eifa wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Guys is more of a collective noun, like saying "folks". You can easily address a group of girls by saying "hi guys". Even girls do it with their girlfriends.

Of course, War Man doesn't comprehend this.
a friend calls me "dude" almost every time she has something to say. :S
Does that translate to Suomi?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5741|Bolingbrook, Illinois

RTHKI wrote:

Girl i know says dude to everyone
i say dude to most girls

except the ones i like because i noticed that usually gets me into the friend zone
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6990|St. Andrews / Oslo

HaiBai wrote:

except the ones i like because i noticed that usually gets me into the friend zone
You tell them about your future multi-million dollar business instead, amirite?
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HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5741|Bolingbrook, Illinois
naw

why would i talk about myself, that's boring.  everyone wants to talk about themselves, so let them
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6995|Cinncinatti
Bitches love money
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HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5741|Bolingbrook, Illinois
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6129|00770

Jay wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Guys is more of a collective noun, like saying "folks". You can easily address a group of girls by saying "hi guys". Even girls do it with their girlfriends.

Of course, War Man doesn't comprehend this.
a friend calls me "dude" almost every time she has something to say. :S
Does that translate to Suomi?
she's from luxembourg so she doesn't speak finnish at all.. she speaks a lot of other languages and we use english to communicate..
that's quite funny since she lived in finland for several years before she moved to minnesota last year.
so she actually uses the word "dude".

derail train
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6974
funny but true
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_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6974|Riva, MD
That high school girl is now in a relationship according to FB so it looks like that offer is now off as well.

Just when I get lucky or do things right, it's too late.  I still feel a lot better that I didn't think it to death or break some social rule I was unaware of accidentally though as things usually happen.  This time it's actually not my fault.

She said on Twitter a few minutes ago that if I'd told her about my situation in December, I'd be whistling a different tune now

It just kind of sucks having my feelings rollercoastered like that, but now I'm realizing why sex can't have a timer on it like that and it has to be spur of the moment

Last edited by _j5689_ (2012-01-18 21:21:04)

Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock

_j5689_ wrote:

That high school girl is now in a relationship according to FB so it looks like that offer is now off as well.

Just when I get lucky or do things right, it's too late.  I still feel a lot better that I didn't think it to death or break some social rule I was unaware of accidentally though as things usually happen.  This time it's actually not my fault.

She said on Twitter a few minutes ago that if I'd told her about my situation in December, I'd be whistling a different tune now

It just kind of sucks having my feelings rollercoastered like that, but now I'm realizing why it can't have a timer on it like that and it has to be spur of the moment
dude, she was fucking with you the whole time. She was never gonna fuck you. If she was, she would have done it.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6974|Riva, MD

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

That high school girl is now in a relationship according to FB so it looks like that offer is now off as well.

Just when I get lucky or do things right, it's too late.  I still feel a lot better that I didn't think it to death or break some social rule I was unaware of accidentally though as things usually happen.  This time it's actually not my fault.

She said on Twitter a few minutes ago that if I'd told her about my situation in December, I'd be whistling a different tune now

It just kind of sucks having my feelings rollercoastered like that, but now I'm realizing why it can't have a timer on it like that and it has to be spur of the moment
dude, she was fucking with you the whole time. She was never gonna fuck you. If she was, she would have done it.
Yeah I guess the 2nd one might've done that too

I don't know how you guys have the patience to keep doing this shit, I'm tired of being fucked around with and not getting anything out of it
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5959|College Park, MD
meet better girls?
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5436|Sydney

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

That high school girl is now in a relationship according to FB so it looks like that offer is now off as well.

Just when I get lucky or do things right, it's too late.  I still feel a lot better that I didn't think it to death or break some social rule I was unaware of accidentally though as things usually happen.  This time it's actually not my fault.

She said on Twitter a few minutes ago that if I'd told her about my situation in December, I'd be whistling a different tune now

It just kind of sucks having my feelings rollercoastered like that, but now I'm realizing why it can't have a timer on it like that and it has to be spur of the moment
dude, she was fucking with you the whole time. She was never gonna fuck you. If she was, she would have done it.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock

_j5689_ wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

That high school girl is now in a relationship according to FB so it looks like that offer is now off as well.

Just when I get lucky or do things right, it's too late.  I still feel a lot better that I didn't think it to death or break some social rule I was unaware of accidentally though as things usually happen.  This time it's actually not my fault.

She said on Twitter a few minutes ago that if I'd told her about my situation in December, I'd be whistling a different tune now

It just kind of sucks having my feelings rollercoastered like that, but now I'm realizing why it can't have a timer on it like that and it has to be spur of the moment
dude, she was fucking with you the whole time. She was never gonna fuck you. If she was, she would have done it.
Yeah I guess the 2nd one might've done that too

I don't know how you guys have the patience to keep doing this shit, I'm tired of being fucked around with and not getting anything out of it
who said anything about patience? If its not gonna happen, to get strung along. Move on. Patience has nothing to do with getting laid.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5436|Sydney
If you're waiting 6 months to get laid with a particular girl and the reasons aren't distance separation then it's a complete waste of time.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock
im notoriously impatient actually. If it doesnt happen within a week I start to lose interest, within a month and they are friend-zoned
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5436|Sydney
There's definitely got to be some moving forward more or less constantly. If it's stalled and hasn't gone anywhere you gotta start questioning why, and whether it's time to move on.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6974|Riva, MD
I didn't know all that, this wasn't obvious to me believe it or not, probably has to do with my Aspergers or just general inexperience with girls.  That's why I get so lost with them, everything's so socially oriented, that's very important and I can't keep up.

The virginity thing is just the big boulder on top of that, I would literally straight ask for sex if I knew it wouldn't come off as weird, I am completely not afraid of and O.K. with doing that, that's what I did for my first kiss pretty much, but you almost always HAVE to play games and understand things and use inuendo and touch a girl just right and all this other social shit just to get anywhere at all, I understand this is how attraction works but I am just not genetically built to play these games, there's a complete social disconnect and I just don't know what I'm supposed to do, I take shots in the dark and occasionally get a hit but the best that's come from that is just a kiss and then I was so excited about that I went and told everybody(I legitimately didn't know not to, that wasn't common sense to me, I really am socially retarded) and ruined all that as far as I can tell although now 4 months after that happened and just a few days ago that girl told me she wants to hang out again now because we haven't in a long time.

Last edited by _j5689_ (2012-01-18 22:24:33)

Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5436|Sydney
It's not rocket science.

Banter / flirting. Playful teasing. It's fun, shows interest and builds attraction.

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