twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6178

Jaekus wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I mean dude, I don't think I'm a gremlin but I'm not exactly George Clooney. A smoking hot girl like that probably doesn't look at me and think "ooh, I'd like to get in his pants tonight." They've gotta actually get to know me first lol.
And so you believed she wouldn't go for you, so you didn't try and she didn't get the chance to get to know you. Comprende?
Better to regret something you did than regret not doing something!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
Exactly. At least you have an experience to learn from.
twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6178
why not just stop asking, you make yourself sound like a loser.

get some bitch drunk, and whip your dick out, tell her it wont suck itself, move from there.

epic fail im-a-virgin-look-at-me threads ftl
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

twoblacklines wrote:

why not just stop asking, you make yourself sound like a loser.

get some bitch drunk, and whip your dick out, tell her it wont suck itself, move from there.

epic fail im-a-virgin-look-at-me threads ftl
lol I'm sure you'll pick up a girl with class with that method.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD

twoblacklines wrote:

why not just stop asking, you make yourself sound like a loser.

get some bitch drunk, and whip your dick out, tell her it wont suck itself, move from there.

epic fail im-a-virgin-look-at-me threads ftl
who the fuck are you?
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

twoblacklines wrote:

why not just stop asking, you make yourself sound like a loser.

get some bitch drunk, and whip your dick out, tell her it wont suck itself, move from there.

epic fail im-a-virgin-look-at-me threads ftl
who the fuck are you?
Someone who has 2 black lines.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

eleven bravo wrote:

i hate to defend shifty but in southern california you really do need a car
So Californians will be the first to die when the petrol runs out?
I can live with that.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
CC-Marley
Member
+407|6799
this shit is so funny.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6629|BC, Canada

-Sh1fty- wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

I think he just likes to find excuses not to try in life. There always seems to be an excuse for not joining the military just yet, just like there is always an excuse not to ask the girl de jour out. Plus he does still seem to believe women need to be treated as lesser than men.
You're wrong on all three.

I am working toward joining the military. I have a Swiss diploma and a U.S. homeschooling highschool diploma. The Marines won't take either. Would you like to tell me how I'm not joining the military yet on purpose? I'm in school right now just so that I can get into the freaking military. I graduated, I don't need another freaking diploma, but I need a Tier I diploma if I'm to join the Corps. So there, I'm working towards it. Gotta have patience for f#@ks sake White.

Girl du jour? I've admired this girl for a while now but never asked her out. Haven't seen her in 3 weeks, so the next time I do I'll ask her out. Finding excuses not to see her? She lives like over 7 miles away and there's no freaking bus. I need a car to go see her and ask her out.

How do I believe they should be treated as lesser than men? What the hell man? Don't talk shit if you don't know what you're talking about.
Well there always seems to be something more, now its 4 more years of school. You realize that a lot of people who join the military are doing it for the 4 free years of school they get from it. You are doing it backwards. Who the hell goes to school for that long to join the military, and as a grunt at that. There really has to be some equivalency tests you could take and have it done with in a couple months...

As for the whole needing a car thing, what about the other girls you've talked about but never asked out? Whats the excuse there? Get yourself a bike and get the fuck over there and ask her out. Play the green angle, I thought Cali people loved that shit. Point being, there always seems to be a reason for you not to do something. All this time talking about it could have been spent doing it.

@J125numbers:
They are right, girl is fucking with you. If a girl wants to fuck you, she wants to fuck you now, (or after some kinda 3 date rule...), not a year from now. The fact that you are willing to accept this pity fuck, tells her that you deserve pity, which isn't exactly a quality women look for in the men they want to get down with. Tell her now or never with that shit, and when she says never, so what. Actually believing that this is going to happen in a year is only going to give you an excuse not to try, then a year down the road, it's all wasted time. Sorry to say dude, look elsewhere.
twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6178

Jaekus wrote:

twoblacklines wrote:

why not just stop asking, you make yourself sound like a loser.

get some bitch drunk, and whip your dick out, tell her it wont suck itself, move from there.

epic fail im-a-virgin-look-at-me threads ftl
lol I'm sure you'll pick up a girl with class with that method.
Hes not going to pick up a girl with class if he acts like a desperate virgin, they will walk a mile. Women want guys who have minimal issues. Confidence is the key to the vagina, and when your a virgin, you lack confidence.

He needs to do what 99% of guys do, and just fuck something, then go looking for classy chicks.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
Well, when you put it that way...
rdx-fx
...
+955|6562

eleven bravo wrote:

i hate to defend shifty but in southern california you really do need a car

Dilbert_X wrote:

So Californians will be the first to die when the petrol runs out?
I can live with that.
Next will be Chicago.

Then the New Yorkers, Chicagoans, and Californians will go into a coma when the coffee beans stop showing up.

28 days later, all three groups will turn into caffeine withdrawal, rage fueled zombies.

Ta da! Zombie Apocalypse
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5230|foggy bottom
i bet there are more people in LA county who know how to live off of the land than the entire state of alaska
Tu Stultus Es
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
Mostly Mexicans.
gurdeep
­
+812|4726|proll­y

Jaekus wrote:

Mostly Mexicans.
rdx-fx
...
+955|6562
Aaaand the wife is face-first into her latest MMO addiction.

A month since early access started, and her /played for her main character in SWTOR is over 15 days. 
12 hours a day, for the last month.


Been down this rabbit hole a few times already, over the last 15 years.
I'm done.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6629|BC, Canada
ouch.

That right there is a real girl problem. None of this, I'm scared to talk to a girl cause I heard they have kooties shit.

Last edited by -Whiteroom- (2012-01-15 09:02:41)

Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4939|Dundee, Scotland.

rdx-fx wrote:

Aaaand the wife is face-first into her latest MMO addiction.

A month since early access started, and her /played for her main character in SWTOR is over 15 days. 
12 hours a day, for the last month.


Been down this rabbit hole a few times already, over the last 15 years.
I'm done.
Holy shit. Does she not have a job? What do you mean by 'I'm done'?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
rdx-fx
...
+955|6562

rdx-fx wrote:

Aaaand the wife is face-first into her latest MMO addiction.

A month since early access started, and her /played for her main character in SWTOR is over 15 days. 
12 hours a day, for the last month.


Been down this rabbit hole a few times already, over the last 15 years.
I'm done.

Camm wrote:

Holy shit. Does she not have a job? What do you mean by 'I'm done'?
She's worked the last 20 years.
Winter 100 mile round trip commute to work was giving her (very literal) panic attacks, so she quit her job.
The plan was for her to stay home, take care of the pre-Kindergarten daughter.

I'm done = she either unfucks herself, or her and I are done.  Divorced.  buh-bye.

Put up with her getting face-first into MMOs before.
Game, sleep, work, eat a little - that becomes her life.
No sex, no conversation, no life, no laundry, no cleaning the house, nothing.
(BTW, I keep up my own half of the cleaning, laundry, cooking)

A piece of friendly advice;
If you and a woman have a very mismatched sex drive - leave.  Find someone compatible.  It doesn't get better.

If your SO is addicted to MMOs - leave.  It doesn't get better.

Last edited by rdx-fx (2012-01-15 09:24:23)

Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|5970|...
The wife has a game addiction? Usually it's the other way around...
inane little opines
rdx-fx
...
+955|6562

Shocking wrote:

The wife has a game addiction? Usually it's the other way around...
With the women, it's usually MMOs.  WoW, SW:TOR, etc

Know a good number of women that are borderline MMO addicts.
Mostly friends of my wife...

Last edited by rdx-fx (2012-01-15 09:27:29)

eleven bravo
Member
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sex leads to kissing and pretty soon youve got to talk to them  -Pacman, Colors 1988
Tu Stultus Es
rdx-fx
...
+955|6562

eleven bravo wrote:

sex leads to kissing and pretty soon youve got to talk to them  -Pacman, Colors 1988
Being in a shitty marriage is worse than being single. 
At least when you're single, you've hope that things will get better.
-Me
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD
we're here for you rdx <3
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-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6629|BC, Canada

rdx-fx wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

sex leads to kissing and pretty soon youve got to talk to them  -Pacman, Colors 1988
Being in a shitty marriage is worse than being single. 
At least when you're single, you've hope that things will get better.
-Me
Good luck dude. Not a solution, but maybe you could "forget" to pay the service provider until they disconnect. Get her away from it for a little bit at least.

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