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1927 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

just about to make some sausage butties for lunch innit
Bit of Red sauce on Warburtons seeded batch.  Sausages fried not cooked in the oven, bread nice and fresh (thats the warburtons).  Heinz tomato sauce, has to be that and not brown, not pound stretcher sauce.

Im off to get a fucking curry and rice mate, £2.25, bargain
mate this is like the greggs thing, you need to broaden your horizons. brown sauce and a bit of butter, fresh bread from the machine thing and a round of fried (people that oven cook sausages deserve to die) bangers, sliced down the middle and it doesn't get much more lush


Camm wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

just about to make some sausage butties for lunch innit
cunt. i want sausage butties now but i have no sausages
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Didnt play cod in mw2 or 3. Whats it do?  My viop is choppy most of the time. But so is my game. I figured that was just my shit service provider that I'm switching from friday.
ps3 squad voip was terrible in the beta and the game release.  when the patch came out not too long ago it seemed to fix it but now its back to shit.  typical ea/dice bollocks.

the riot shield works great with a squad.  you crouch down with it and it deflects bullets (that can kill the person shooting at you) it also absorbs claymores and other stuff for your teammates.  you do not get many kills but you get an assload of assists and stuff like that.  i find it fun since it pisses the enemy off and does the dirty work for the team.  now skilled players know how to deal with the riot tards but most people freak out and start spazing.  or they toss a sticky grenade on you and you run towards them killing you both.
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FatherTed
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wait if you shoot at someone with the riot shield up, the bullets can bounce back and kill you?
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FatherTed wrote:

wait if you shoot at someone with the riot shield up, the bullets can bounce back and kill you?
sometimes.  i have absorbed a clay that took at an enemy nearby also.
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So wadda ya to flank them and shoot from the side or toss a nade just behind them?
Finray
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chuck a semtext onto the shield, if they don't swap it for another weapon they die.
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FatherTed
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re your karma 27, there are just circumstances in which brown sauce is better than red sauce. sausage butties is one of those. for bacon it's red sauce
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Im a silly ol fool who is stuck in my hillybilly ways I suppose.  You carry on with ya Tea and Brown Sauce mate, it important thing is you enjoy it but even more 'YOU DID IT YOUUUUURRRRRRR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY'.


i GOT THE BIG FAT BASTARD CURRY AND RICE, £3.20, i THINK IM IN WORK TILL ABOUT 7 SO 'AHHH FUCK IT' EAT WELL.



iM NOT EDDITING THAT AS iM HUNGRY, SILLY CAPS
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Finray wrote:

chuck a semtext onto the shield, if they don't swap it for another weapon they die.
ive killed more people doing that by rushing them....
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what kind of curry?
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1927
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Balti i think, taken a photo, show u in a bit
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lmao i love you
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Thats very sweet and much appriciated, trust me now, its a two way thing, Id take a grenade for Ted, dont tell Molls what I just said, she'd batter me
Jay
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I had a nice curry last night, but the two of you have put me in the mood for bangers and mash, damn you!
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1927
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Im fucking stuffed, I smashed the living tits out of it, I did eat it ontop of paperwork and I have curry stains on quotes, but worth every effort.  Could do with a kip but I got work hanging outta my arse so cant nod off this arvo

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Tangy rather than spicey.  The same place I got this from do a 'Roast Dinner' in the same placky box, beef, veg, roasties, gravy, its the bollocks
1927
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Jay wrote:

I had a nice curry last night, but the two of you have put me in the mood for bangers and mash, damn you!
Ok if your having mash with Bangers, allow me to offer some tips.

Mash - Microwave the milk that you use to mash the tatoes up.  This stops it going cold.

Gravy - Chop and onion up, sweat it for 5 mins, put this in the gravy.  Works great with FRIED sausages.  The only time a sausage should be in the oven is wrapped in bacon next to a Turkey, or in a casserole
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theres a chinese near me that does can of coke, fried rice, chicken balls + sweet sour sauce for £5, fucking awesome
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instead of mash, try this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ_(food)
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Mate, you can do better than that, from the very same place I bet?

Chicken Chow Mein, BBQ sauce (Chinky bbq sauce is the shiz) and a bottle of coke?

Fried Rice is wicked I fully agree.

Chicken Balls fill me up to easy due to the batter.
Jay
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1927 wrote:

Jay wrote:

I had a nice curry last night, but the two of you have put me in the mood for bangers and mash, damn you!
Ok if your having mash with Bangers, allow me to offer some tips.

Mash - Microwave the milk that you use to mash the tatoes up.  This stops it going cold.

Gravy - Chop and onion up, sweat it for 5 mins, put this in the gravy.  Works great with FRIED sausages.  The only time a sausage should be in the oven is wrapped in bacon next to a Turkey, or in a casserole
I know how to make mashed potatoes and gravy
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1927
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Mash and Spring Onions, yeah too right, throw some corriander in just at the end too.  Cheese with Mash is also great, will be with 'Champ', but then you cant have gravy with it, you probably can, but it makes me wanna spew
Jay
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FatherTed wrote:

instead of mash, try this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ_(food)
I have made that before and do prefer it. Never heard it referred to as 'Champ' though.
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1927
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Jay wrote:

1927 wrote:

Jay wrote:

I had a nice curry last night, but the two of you have put me in the mood for bangers and mash, damn you!
Ok if your having mash with Bangers, allow me to offer some tips.

Mash - Microwave the milk that you use to mash the tatoes up.  This stops it going cold.

Gravy - Chop and onion up, sweat it for 5 mins, put this in the gravy.  Works great with FRIED sausages.  The only time a sausage should be in the oven is wrapped in bacon next to a Turkey, or in a casserole
I know how to make mashed potatoes and gravy
Oh ok cool.  If there is anything you'd like to know in regards to cooking I may be able to help, please feel free to ask.  The worst I can say is 'How the fuck would I know'
Jay
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Why would I ask an Englishman how to cook?
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1927
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I dunno thats besides the point.  But back to my offer, feel free to take me up on it

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