That's not a long island, that's an 'i'm a drunk kid that wants to mix a bunch of alcohol together'
You mixed two whiskeys and a rum.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat