Can gurdeep make it this time?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Can't wait for Jan thread.
slurpslurpslurpgurdeep wrote:
>talking shit to rocJay wrote:
Oh to be single and 24 again. At least a 2:1 ratio in this bar. C'est la vie.
>posting on bf2s in a bar
remind me who the tool is
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
yea i just slurped down some wendys
i want a milkshake
had 2 jbcs #beastmode
there's like nothing to eat in this house. and i can't drive to go get something. ugh. even in shitty college park I could at least walk to the gas station and get a bag of chips or something.
fwp
i think i'm about to go to sleep since it's more exciting than this lol
From from the shitload of carryouts everywhere in that place across the street from McDonald'sHurricane2k9 wrote:
there's like nothing to eat in this house. and i can't drive to go get something. ugh. even in shitty college park I could at least walk to the gas station and get a bag of chips or something.
yeah, BK ain't too far nor are the golden arches. somewhat ironic that my suburb is more walkable than my mom's place in DC.
so my girl tells me its good that i like pineapple (i eat it alot).. had to google that one
learned something
learned something
Xbone Stormsurgezz
ewww
part of me was glad to not know
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the other part of me is now eating fresh pineapple by the pound.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
You know where to put it.
and apparently yet another part of you already has a pleasant citric aftertaste.
lmao.. i'll ask
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i cant even imagine what espresso or asparagus must do to it..
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i guess i'll be cutting back on the cigarettes and beef liver. I'll try.
salad tossing?Reciprocity wrote:
and apparently yet another part of you already has a pleasant citric aftertaste.
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"Did you remember to drink pineapple juice?
Yes, ladies — and men too, for that matter — drinking a good sized glass of pineapple juice a couple of hours before the deed can help make your bodily fluids taste and even smell better. Fruits in general are good because they contain acids and sugars.
But, Paget cautions, avoid some vegetables, like asparagus. The same chemicals that makes post-asparagus pee smell like a biohazard also affect our vital juices.
Tragically, beer can make semen taste bitter. Some guys, of course, have never actually had sex without drinking beer, so this is a tough one to avoid, but at least now you know."
Yes, ladies — and men too, for that matter — drinking a good sized glass of pineapple juice a couple of hours before the deed can help make your bodily fluids taste and even smell better. Fruits in general are good because they contain acids and sugars.
But, Paget cautions, avoid some vegetables, like asparagus. The same chemicals that makes post-asparagus pee smell like a biohazard also affect our vital juices.
Tragically, beer can make semen taste bitter. Some guys, of course, have never actually had sex without drinking beer, so this is a tough one to avoid, but at least now you know."
Xbone Stormsurgezz
If you want advice on the many tastes of semen, talk to hurricane.
An Aussie, three mericans and a Canadian...what should we do
