First World Problems

2011-12-12 19:38:51

#426

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6628|'Murka

Jay wrote:
rdx-fx wrote:
Watching our poor new mechanical engineer try to explain safety factor margins, steel grades, and basic tolerance design to a meeting full of business & management MBA middle management.

/FWP

So many glazed over, panic stricken eyes.
Run! Run little middle manager! Run back to school, and get a real fucking degree!

Fortunately,
1) Our new engineer is kinda cute
2) I understood what she was saying and
3) I had Thomas Dolby in my head singing "She blinded me ... with SCIENCE!"

Hint: a "real fucking degree" ends in of science.
Like Masters of Science, Mechanical Engineering.
Or Bachelors of Science, Metallurgy.
Unless mommy and daddy set you up with a tidy little trust fund, anything outside of a STEM degree is just stupidity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
Female engineer? That's like spotting a leprechaun!

Well...a cute one, anyway.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2011-12-13 04:14:32

#427

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6628|'Murka

Wife threw away the packaging for my new gaming mouse...along with the weights that go with it. Now I won't be able to use all its uber-1337 capabilities. /fwp

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2011-12-13 04:21:00

#428

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6989|PNW

1) Buy a cat.
2) Have cat sit on mouse arm.
3) Enjoy your new weighted mouse.

Remember to give your wrist a break now and then and to wash your hands before eating anything.

2011-12-13 06:32:31

#429

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6217|Vortex Ring State

FEOS wrote:
Jay wrote:
rdx-fx wrote:
Watching our poor new mechanical engineer try to explain safety factor margins, steel grades, and basic tolerance design to a meeting full of business & management MBA middle management.

/FWP

So many glazed over, panic stricken eyes.
Run! Run little middle manager! Run back to school, and get a real fucking degree!

Fortunately,
1) Our new engineer is kinda cute
2) I understood what she was saying and
3) I had Thomas Dolby in my head singing "She blinded me ... with SCIENCE!"

Hint: a "real fucking degree" ends in of science.
Like Masters of Science, Mechanical Engineering.
Or Bachelors of Science, Metallurgy.
Unless mommy and daddy set you up with a tidy little trust fund, anything outside of a STEM degree is just stupidity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
Female engineer? That's like spotting a leprechaun!
Well...a cute one, anyway.

more common than female scientists in the hard sciences.

2011-12-13 08:36:40

#430

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5575|London, England

I want Arby's for lunch but don't want to drive fifteen minutes out of my way to get it

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-13 09:01:01

#431

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

pay some poor ethnic to get it for you #firstworldsolutions

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2011-12-13 09:04:33

#432

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5575|London, England

FatherTed wrote:
pay some poor ethnic to get it for you #firstworldsolutions

#winning

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-12-13 09:08:34

#433

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6217|Vortex Ring State

Jay wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
pay some poor ethnic to get it for you #firstworldsolutions
#winning

for both parties eh

just be sure that it isn't a rich ethnic or you'll find a racial harassment lawsuit on your ass

Last edited by Trotskygrad (2011-12-13 09:09:28)

2011-12-14 03:52:39

#434

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6884

Jay wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
pay some poor ethnic to get it for you #firstworldsolutions
#winning

It was some poor Englishman who delivered my noodles from a Chinese owned restaurant when I was in Northern Ireland.

2011-12-14 07:46:45

#435

west-phoenix-az: Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does; +632|6606

Here is your pube sandwich sir. Enjoy!

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/west-phoenix-az/BF2S/bf2s_sig_9mmbrass.jpg

2011-12-14 15:44:17

#436

gurdeep: +812|4972|prolly

my flight is delayed for 2 hrs. wont be in atl til like 130 am. sigh

2011-12-14 16:24:21

#437

bennisboy: Member; +829|6864|Poundland

The Beef I was gonna use in my dinner isn't fully defrosted yet

2011-12-14 16:31:50

#438

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

bennisboy wrote:
The Beef I was gonna use in my dinner isn't fully defrosted yet

mince?

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2011-12-14 16:35:32

#439

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6789

because bennis is a mincer

♥

2011-12-14 16:45:11

#440

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6989|PNW

My shipment from Amazon was supposed to come in today, but I have to wait until tomorrow.

2011-12-14 16:49:04

#441

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6872

My shipment from Amazon came in the morning but I'm stuck at work all day

2011-12-14 16:51:28

#442

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6849|949

FatherTed wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
The Beef I was gonna use in my dinner isn't fully defrosted yet
mince?

who buys frozen beef? wtf?

2011-12-14 16:51:52

#443

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
The Beef I was gonna use in my dinner isn't fully defrosted yet
mince?
who buys frozen beef? wtf?

...

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2011-12-14 16:53:19

#444

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6989|PNW

FatherTed wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

mince?
who buys frozen beef? wtf?
...

2011-12-14 16:55:19

#445

bennisboy: Member; +829|6864|Poundland

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
The Beef I was gonna use in my dinner isn't fully defrosted yet
mince?
who buys frozen beef? wtf?

I bought it fresh last week, wasn't gonna use it in time, so froze it....

And no it was thin strips of beef, stir-fry style

2011-12-14 16:55:19

#446

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6849|949

does that mean you agree with me or its a common practice? I've never bought frozen beef in my life

2011-12-14 16:57:03

#447

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6849|949

actually i did buy those frozen patties that you throw straight onto the grill one time. they weren't very good at all

2011-12-14 17:01:37

#448

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
does that mean you agree with me or its a common practice? I've never bought frozen beef in my life

fairly common, we get most of our meat from here

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Always raining and foggy
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2011-12-14 17:02:07

#449

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

you don't cook it from frozen obv

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Use an umbrella

2011-12-14 17:05:52

#450

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6956|Toronto | Canada

i buy all my meats frozen... its not like i care enough to get it not frozen. im in university ffs

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