The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-12-12 14:07:57

#10351

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

Adams_BJ wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Finray wrote:
Girl problem: pulled a girl last night looking for a one night stand, never happened, now she's texting me. Wat do.
didn't you say in your text that she was a fat chick? lol. avoid forever.
you guys text each other? Romance :3

Yeah I sent him happy birthday at midnight and he replied with a picture of lines on top of a toilet seat :3

she's a bit on the larger side but if she lost like 2 st she'd be pretty hot idk

2011-12-12 15:39:52

#10352

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5421|Sydney

Finray wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
Uzique wrote:

didn't you say in your text that she was a fat chick? lol. avoid forever.
you guys text each other? Romance :3
Yeah I sent him happy birthday at midnight and he replied with a picture of lines on top of a toilet seat :3

she's a bit on the larger side but if she lost like 2 st she'd be pretty hot idk

Sniffing crack.

2011-12-12 16:34:40

#10353

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6585|Atlanta, Georgia

rdx-fx wrote:
Finray wrote:
Girl problem: pulled a girl last night looking for a one night stand, never happened, now she's texting me. Wat do.
Tell her you were looking for a one night stand and she missed the boat.

Tell her she has the wrong number

2011-12-12 17:24:29

#10354

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6240

i dont see how she got your number if you were going for a one night stand. shouldn t give out your number like dat yo

2011-12-12 17:25:16

#10355

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

I thought she'd be more likely to put out if I acted like I actually wanted something else from her

turns out it went the other way, bummer

2011-12-12 17:28:31

#10356

bennisboy: Member; +829|6889|Poundland

just send her a text saying "Balls deep?"

either you get laid or get shot of her

2011-12-12 17:36:21

#10357

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6866|Little Bentcock

Finray wrote:
I thought she'd be more likely to put out if I acted like I actually wanted something else from her

turns out it went the other way, bummer

funny that

2011-12-12 20:37:17

#10358

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

she texted me tonight asking if I wanted to do something sometime
I told her I was pretty skint atm and would text her next time i'm going up town

neither of which are true. think she took it well though.

2011-12-12 20:43:49

#10359

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6866|Little Bentcock

Finray wrote:
she texted me tonight asking if I wanted to do something sometime
I told her I was pretty skint atm and would text her next time i'm going up town

neither of which are true. think she took it well though.

should have added something that improved your chances of getting a root, like:

"but if you'd like you can come over for a root"

2011-12-12 20:46:14

#10360

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

how eloquent

did I mention why I don't want to go out with her? no, I didn't.

basically, not the type of girl you'd bring back to your middle class parents.

2011-12-12 20:50:16

#10361

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6982|Toronto | Canada

why are you offering her the bottom of a plant

2011-12-12 20:52:31

#10362

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6866|Little Bentcock

Finray wrote:
how eloquent

did I mention why I don't want to go out with her? no, I didn't.

basically, not the type of girl you'd bring back to your middle class parents.

You can still stick your pee-pee in her without bringing her home to mummy and daddy

2011-12-12 20:53:41

#10363

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

yeah but you specifically said "you can come over"

and there's barely a time when one of the rents aren't in

2011-12-12 22:27:08

#10364

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5421|Sydney

How old are you again?

2011-12-14 10:46:19

#10365

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

19

2011-12-14 10:52:39

#10366

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6875|949

do you really need help dealing with a long-gone opportunity at a one-night stand, or are you now just giving us updates of your daily interaction with the one girl you met that one time at a club that you want nothing to do with?

im confused.

2011-12-14 10:57:17