First World Problems

2011-11-30 11:29:42

#51

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5790|Toronto

Uzique wrote:
Pochsy wrote:
Uzique wrote:

shit, you do this too? most times i always end up getting into pornstars that look exactly like my girlfriends. so it's like i'm simulating having sex with the girl that i can just go and have sex with, anyway. this doesn't work for hentai, but i'm working on an IRL solution.
I do it more than I'd like to admit. If I told my GF she'd kill me.
yep. my current gf is an exact doppleganger complexion and body wise for faye reagan, same strawberry blonde/near redhead hair as well. only the face is different. i've basically been involved in a solo romance with faye reagan for the same year-long duration as my actual gf, who is just as banging hot as ms. reagan herself. do you think there's something wrong with us? and how do you think i should ask my girlfriend if i can dress up as an octopus and violate her every orifice?

I think we're sex depraved to an extent, but are healthy enough to want pornstars that look like real world women (ie not huge fake tits). We just need to ask our GFs to bang us even more.

To the second question: start slowly. dress up like a less threatening starfish, and then perhaps a squid, and end with the octopus once she's comfortable fucking invertebrate sea creatures.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2011-11-30 11:34:18

#52

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6717

i get laid like every day, so i have no problem with that. i think it's what a theorist could call a fetishisation of the image, or an erotico-euphoric celebration of the simulacrum that is emblematic of the postmodern cultural paradigm. that and both faye reagan and my gf are both really hot, and my weiner likes them.

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2011-11-30 11:36:53

#53

FloppY_: +1,010|6533|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Ryan wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
It blocks ads that play before YouTube vids? Does the video just start buffering or do you still have to wait out the 30 seconds?

I haven't seen a single pre- or in-video add since I began using it...

It even blocks them on other sites than youtube.. e.g. IGN.com and such...

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2011-11-30 11:36:53

#54

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6717

also my gf refuses to be tied up and dp'd by two black plumbers that have come over to fix my boiler, whereas faye has no reservations

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2011-11-30 11:40:33

#55

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6717

perhaps we can pinpoint our addictions to sexual pleasure as another symptom of the wider socio-cultural-psycho-philosophical-mathematical malaise that we are experiencing in this year of our lord, 2011.

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2011-11-30 11:41:51

#56

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5790|Toronto

Uzique wrote:
perhaps we can pinpoint our addictions to sexual pleasure as another symptom of the wider socio-cultural-psycho-philosophical-mathematical malaise that we are experiencing in this year of our lord, 2011.

I was with you until you hit mathematical. What in the fuck does math have to do with sex addictions?

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2011-11-30 11:43:18

#57

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5605|London, England

Pochsy wrote:
Uzique wrote:
perhaps we can pinpoint our addictions to sexual pleasure as another symptom of the wider socio-cultural-psycho-philosophical-mathematical malaise that we are experiencing in this year of our lord, 2011.
I was with you until you hit mathematical. What in the fuck does math have to do with sex addictions?

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-11-30 11:44:03

#58

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5790|Toronto

The only math I need is 9 and 11.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2011-11-30 11:44:05

#59

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5832

I have to go to class today. /fwp

2011-11-30 11:44:26

#60

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6963

girl friend sick - not getting laid tonight. woe is me.

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2011-11-30 11:44:30

#61

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6717

something to do with mobius strips

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2011-11-30 11:45:22

#62

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6212|London, England

this thread man

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2011-11-30 11:45:30

#63

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5605|London, England

Being home on Wednesdays is great. I get to watch Laura Calders big canadian boobs bounce around on my television screen

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-11-30 11:45:38

#64

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6819

tyre print across her face

♥

2011-11-30 11:45:54

#65

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6963

how is that a firstworld problem jay, get back on topic.

2011-11-30 11:46:19

#66

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5605|London, England

Cybargs wrote:
how is that a firstworld problem jay, get back on topic.

they're covered by a dress

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-11-30 11:47:25

#67

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6963

Jay wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
how is that a firstworld problem jay, get back on topic.
they're covered by a dress

sigh, problems of the first world. woe is the white man

2011-11-30 11:50:05

#68

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5605|London, England

Cybargs wrote:
Jay wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
how is that a firstworld problem jay, get back on topic.
they're covered by a dress
sigh, problems of the first world. woe is the white man

https://amenaskhan.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/laura-calder-2.jpg

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-11-30 11:51:02

#69

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6212|London, England

Jay wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
Jay wrote:

they're covered by a dress
sigh, problems of the first world. woe is the white man

https://thebookofterrible.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/laura_calder_french_food_at_home_cleavage_16.jpg?w=566&h=426

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2011-11-30 11:52:35

#70

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6717

what an incredibly average woman to bother tuning in for

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2011-11-30 11:53:07

#71

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5605|London, England

https://www.choosy-beggars.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/laura_calder_cleavage.jpg

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-11-30 11:53:34

#72

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6212|London, England

I only watch tv for the 2 am Cinemax soft-core porn

for the story

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2011-11-30 11:55:42

#73

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5605|London, England

Mutantbear wrote:
I only watch tv for the 2 am Cinemax soft-core porn

for the story

Being too poor for the porn channels is a first world problem.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-11-30 11:56:17

#74

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6963

cant find porn on the internet is a serious first world problem

2011-11-30 11:56:46

#75

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6212|London, England

I wonder what is on those porn channels anyway

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