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Uzique wrote:

this is just an elaborate mating ritual. the whole thing: going out on dates, calling her first, chasing for a little bit, showing your interest whilst she acts coys and disinterested by comparison. being chivalrous, being a gentleman, selling yourself and all your best attributes so that you come across the most charming, educated, kindly soul on the planet. it's one big game. and it is all bullshit. ever watch a nature documentary where you see two birds of paradise building elaborate, perfectly organised nests, and doing dances around one another, in a ritual show? and we think "how strange! look at that!". if an animal watched us slavishly text a girl for 2 weeks, working away at some persuasive sales pitch of yourself; and then to witness the 'date' itself, what an obnoxious display of preening and show that is. each person playing their own personal pokergame.

basically it's the 21st century and the sexes are now apparently meant to be equal. we're meant to be liberated from all that nature and stupid animalsitic crap by technology, and liberal values, and progressive thinking. bitch can phone you if she's horny, you don't have to pretend you're some medieval knight or some poet in the art of flirty texting in order to score some. i normally find "my name is buck, and i'm here to fuck" has a surprising success rate in this modern world.

Everything we do is the mating ritual.

no fever cause you arent crazy to want one

iceman785 wrote:

Oh wow, you're right now that I think about it. Yellow fever es #1 fever though. I love good looking Asian women.

especially ones with nice titays.

Jaekus wrote:

Hang on, you say all that but I'm sure you've said in the past you have very limited experience with women.

I've been overlooking how many opportunities I've gotten, especially over the past year alone.  Got the girl I first tried weed with in January, sexy tall girl that lived in the hood, sexy older girl I found @ later hours on campus, other sexy older girl I found in the middle of the day that I bummed a cigarette off of(things went really good with both of them, I didn't think to ask for contact details though, derp), really pretty part-German/German-born supposedly lesbian girl, younger girl from my high school that I was texting for a bit, girl that gave me my first kiss, the two girls that randomly started giving me a lapdance while I was sitting on a park bench in the middle of an HBCU(cuz I'm that sexy I guess), really cute girl that came up to me with her friend to see if I was O.K. when I was sitting on the stairs by myself after I fucked that up while waiting for my friend so we could leave

And finally the slightly younger cute light-skinned girl with the green eyes that I'm pretty sure thinks I'm really cute, but that is still a work in progress


It still might not seem like a lot of girls to you guys, but for me, this is a pretty good year, minus how hard I've been on myself for the fuckups but I'm over it now hoping this next one will go good.  And they weren't all complete fuckups, sometimes I liked somebody else too much and let things die with another and sometimes I just didn't remember to ask for numbers/FB/whatever.  I figure you guys just know how to force yourself to randomly meet women, you never wait for it to occasionally come to you like it does to me in the case of many of the girls I mentioned, and the funny thing is, they were all black girls too, no girls of any other race approached, and I don't even care

Last edited by _j5689_ (2011-11-18 08:46:52)

Adams_BJ wrote:

Women come to me.

But is that primarily how you met women that you gained experience with?

I do enjoys BJs

have to give to recieve

Good 'ol finger blasting usually works..

i just looked at her and she took off all of her clothes and then put my hard bit in her soft place

-Sh1fty- wrote:

gonna see the girl tomorrow, hope I get a chance to talk to her.

make a chance man, nothing is gonna fall on your lap (well not until you've done the hard yards, once you get to know each other she'll start to fall on your lap a little more often, if you catch my drift )

lxcpikiman wrote:

simple question
what did you do to have sex with your GF? first time?

Met her at a gig I played, started talking, went to another bar, started kissing, went back to her place... both thought it was a one night stand, started talking over facebook, then the phone, and haven't stopped since. Doing the long distance thing.

i like how that article title talks as if 1,615 words is a lot. it's like 3 pages.

reads just like a usual unnamednewbie post to me