1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I love cow juice but none of that skimmed shit they sell with a red top on, wtf is the point of that ffs?
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5117|Flintshire
Heavyweight boxers are those who weigh at least 200 pounds, Burnz could be the smallest (but quickest) heavyweight boxer ever

Like David Haye but not shit
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sturgeon wrote:

200 pounds = roughly 14 and a quarter stone
Woohoo S-Banga whats happening luv?

Ramsey and Bale taking us to the next WC mate, you watch.

Im about 14 I think Burnzz so I wouldnt worry about it mate.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
he could also absorb every hit
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

13urnzz wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

oh, and i'm a heavy drinker, i'm approaching 200 pounds with a fair beer gut.

a drinker of milk though

milk in bags
i can't abide milk, i'd rather drink the squeezings of a bar room towel than milk . . .
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5117|Flintshire

1927 wrote:

Sturgeon wrote:

200 pounds = roughly 14 and a quarter stone
Woohoo S-Banga whats happening luv?

Ramsey and Bale taking us to the next WC mate, you watch.

Im about 14 I think Burnzz so I wouldnt worry about it mate.
Life is good, graduated from uni, got a job which I'll be starting soon, in the process of getting a car, seeing mates next weekend for a bender in Cardiff

Speedophile has turned the team around, it's actually bearable watching them play now and not getting turned over by Turkmenistan and shitty teams like that.

Tough group to qualify for it though mind
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

thanks Surge, my problem wouldn't be size, it'd be seeing the bastards . . . '27 i'm not worried about my girlish figure as much as i am growing out of my clothes. i tried on a suit recently to go to a funeral, and found it a bit tight (so i went without a belt).

growing old's a bitch, but growing round - i decided to go without beer for a month to see what came of it.

i can fit into my belt now
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

13urnzz wrote:

thanks Surge, my problem wouldn't be size, it'd be seeing the bastards . . . '27 i'm not worried about my girlish figure as much as i am growing out of my clothes. i tried on a suit recently to go to a funeral, and found it a bit tight (so i went without a belt).

growing old's a bitch, but growing round - i decided to go without beer for a month to see what came of it.

i can fit into my belt now
is it worth giving it up completely?
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
yea
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

Toilet Sex wrote:

is it worth giving it up completely?
yes, for a month.

not only did i drop a couple of pounds, i haven't been banned from bf2s this last month!
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
prolly
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|5117|Flintshire
nope
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

13urnzz wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

is it worth giving it up completely?
yes, for a month.

not only did i drop a couple of pounds, i haven't been banned from bf2s this last month!


a sober burnzz would not be burnzz .  .  .
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

lol
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
all  you need is fine wine and dnb beatz
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

burnzz     .     .     .
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

RTHKI wrote:

all  you need is fine wine and dnb beatz
probably

i enjoy an occasional wine, but i'm partial to anything made from barley . . .
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

13urnzz wrote:

thanks Surge, my problem wouldn't be size, it'd be seeing the bastards . . . '27 i'm not worried about my girlish figure as much as i am growing out of my clothes. i tried on a suit recently to go to a funeral, and found it a bit tight (so i went without a belt).

growing old's a bitch, but growing round - i decided to go without beer for a month to see what came of it.

i can fit into my belt now
I gotta use a fucking safety pin just to get my trousers to stay on and my blazer dont even reach my arms, I hate wearing suits though, but have to next Friday and I gotta stand up and speak, everyone loves that except me
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

what's the occasion, '27?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Cricket club dinner, I gotta stand up and chat some shit I was captain last year.  I usually pick up a trophy where as this year I'll be handing it out to my best player.

Its one of the few sports where 'paperwork' backs you up, ie stats.  Every ball, every shot is written down and you get average.

My batting is 17 (I average 17 runs every time I bat)

My bowling is 12 (I take a wicket every 12 runs they score off me)
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

wicket has always sounded like a funny word to me

oi you daft wicket
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
isnt wicket an ewok
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NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6645

Just had to pop in to give you guys a heads up.

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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
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Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6405|NSW, Australia

Finray wrote:

Nappy wrote:

hi 27 <3
Why the hell do you still have that avatar lol
Cant be arsed to change it tbh

1927 wrote:

Hi Nappy.  Your summer I imagine so ignore the shitty time of the year bit.  Its cold, its damp, it gets dark early, its a fucker no doubt about that.
Hey its cool, for the end of spring its pretty miserable here too!

My mother is over in the UK visiting my sister atm

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