1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Better than that bloody flashy thing thats making my eyes freak out though that you've got.  Its probably cos Im old, so dont change it.  Mines fucking amazing
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

good afternoon, '27 . . .
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

hi there 27 . . .
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Hi Both.  Whats been happening?  Burns I thought your lil thing there said 'Fleshlight user' at first

Fergie been the boss for 25 years this weekend, the best manager the world has ever seen.  37 Trophies.

Have a look for his first ever interview after leaving Aberdeen, BBC news showed it this morning, its mad
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

i've been well, and i've been better. i've been sober now a month, and plan on wrecking that social experiment this weekend .  . .
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5719|Toronto
All of the good members are coming back. I like this.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

1927 wrote:

Fergie been the boss for 25 years this weekend, the best manager the world has ever seen.  37 Trophies.

Have a look for his first ever interview after leaving Aberdeen, BBC news showed it this morning, its mad
yep, amazing. also nice to see him get the respect he deserves from fans of other clubs too, even though we're voted the most hated football team in the world lol
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6918|London

him?

pretty sure fergie is a woman you guys! lol!

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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

lol
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

13urnzz wrote:

i've been well, and i've been better. i've been sober now a month, and plan on wrecking that social experiment this weekend .  . .
Why have you been sober mate?  What you doing this weekend then?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

1927 wrote:

Fergie been the boss for 25 years this weekend, the best manager the world has ever seen.  37 Trophies.

Have a look for his first ever interview after leaving Aberdeen, BBC news showed it this morning, its mad
yep, amazing. also nice to see him get the respect he deserves from fans of other clubs too, even though we're voted the most hated football team in the world lol
He's certanly a funny one but, rightly so his fellow football people recognise what he has done for Utd, Manchester and football in general.  He'll never be replaced.  They only hate you cos ya successful, jealousy is a funny thing.  They hate us cos we are Welsh, yet again jealousy raises its ugly head.
13urnzz
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+5,830|6673

i've just been taking a break, my liver's not as young as the rest of me. my nephew's turned 18 and we're taking him to an Indian reservation to gamble, and they have no taxes there so i'm stocking up
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5964|Catherine Black
Good lord a Macbook is the wrong choice of laptop to take to the loo

so cold
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Pochsy wrote:

All of the good members are coming back. I like this.
haha thanks for the Karma, hadnt read yours when I sent you mine.

I should do, I got pc in work, laptop at home, even have a mobile phone now.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6649|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Arite Funky mate, hows it going?  Had ya 1st anniversary yet?
Naw, not yet. February 12th. So how's life on the merry island?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

13urnzz wrote:

i've just been taking a break, my liver's not as young as the rest of me. my nephew's turned 18 and we're taking him to an Indian reservation to gamble, and they have no taxes there so i'm stocking up
Your not a heavy drinker anyway Mr B are you?  You dont look like it.  Dont you feel guilty about taking him gambling?  Pretty bad taste isnt it, not setting him a good example and if anything showing him the wrong path in life to take.

Cant you take him on a drink n drugs bender with sex throw in in for good measure instead?  Gambling is a dangerous toy to play with.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Arite Funky mate, hows it going?  Had ya 1st anniversary yet?
Naw, not yet. February 12th. So how's life on the merry island?
Its ok not bad.  Im gonna be fucked off in 2 weeks when Moll goes away with the school for a week.  I see her every day at the moment and have for months.  Her Mum got married, lasted a year and now she's sniffing around my cock again.  Umm dont think so.  Hockey, top of the league.  My Ladies are doing well, hockey again, the other Ladies are going ok too away from hockey, aint getting serious with none though, fuck that, Christmas is coming, I aint that stupid.  Works ok, cud be busier, wouldnt be here if it was.  Wales are going to qualify for the next world cup.

I didnt know you got hitched on Vals day?  How sweet is that?  As long as ya both doing well mate.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

1927 wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

i've just been taking a break, my liver's not as young as the rest of me. my nephew's turned 18 and we're taking him to an Indian reservation to gamble, and they have no taxes there so i'm stocking up
Your not a heavy drinker anyway Mr B are you?  You dont look like it.  Dont you feel guilty about taking him gambling?  Pretty bad taste isnt it, not setting him a good example and if anything showing him the wrong path in life to take.

Cant you take him on a drink n drugs bender with sex throw in in for good measure instead?  Gambling is a dangerous toy to play with.
aye, my nephew's a good kid, and where he could be a hell raiser he's been pretty level headed. he has no interest in getting high, he wants to put himself through school.

we wanted to take him to a casino to show him how fast other's will take his money, because video games and gambling are his only vices . . .
13urnzz
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+5,830|6673

oh, and i'm a heavy drinker, i'm approaching 200 pounds with a fair beer gut.

RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,740|6913|Oxferd Ohire
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

13urnzz wrote:

1927 wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

i've just been taking a break, my liver's not as young as the rest of me. my nephew's turned 18 and we're taking him to an Indian reservation to gamble, and they have no taxes there so i'm stocking up
Your not a heavy drinker anyway Mr B are you?  You dont look like it.  Dont you feel guilty about taking him gambling?  Pretty bad taste isnt it, not setting him a good example and if anything showing him the wrong path in life to take.

Cant you take him on a drink n drugs bender with sex throw in in for good measure instead?  Gambling is a dangerous toy to play with.
aye, my nephew's a good kid, and where he could be a hell raiser he's been pretty level headed. he has no interest in getting high, he wants to put himself through school.

we wanted to take him to a casino to show him how fast other's will take his money, because video games and gambling are his only vices . . .
Fucking hell he sounds like he has his head well and truly screwed on the right way.  Sounds like it will be a messy weekend? Im quite jealous to be honest, not that I can do anything about it though.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6748

13urnzz wrote:

oh, and i'm a heavy drinker, i'm approaching 200 pounds with a fair beer gut.

a drinker of milk though

milk in bags
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6849|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

13urnzz wrote:

oh, and i'm a heavy drinker, i'm approaching 200 pounds with a fair beer gut.

I only deal in stones and even then I dont know how many I weight so even that number you offer would be waisted one me (hehe, I still got it)
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6673

Toilet Sex wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

oh, and i'm a heavy drinker, i'm approaching 200 pounds with a fair beer gut.

a drinker of milk though

milk in bags
i can't abide milk, i'd rather drink the squeezings of a bar room towel than milk . . .
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5117|Flintshire
200 pounds = roughly 14 and a quarter stone
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