Applying For a Job

2011-10-13 11:27:27

#1

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

Here at the business I've opened up for a few new seasonal help and potentially keep the better ones on pay-roll after the holidays

But .......... all I see strolling through my door are shits that don't give a fuck and are just wasting my paperwork to extend their unemployment

I have resumes that are hand written with magic marker, paperwork that has numerous miss-spell words including the applicants names, had some-one else fill out the paperwork for the applicant, make a stand to not fill out any paperwork, wearing clothing that hasn't been washed in easily a week, demand from the applicant that he/she only work certain hours and to not be disturbed in the morning till the applicant has their third cup of coffee ( as they are handing me the paperwork & resume that's written in pencil ), applicant informing that when I hire her that she is to immediately to go on paid vacation

So, when you're applying for a job do you do it a bit more respectful ....... or would you rather just take a shit in the office of your potential employer

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2011-10-13 11:33:17

#2

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5516|foggy bottom

you have numerous miss-spell words

Tu Stultus Es

2011-10-13 11:47:15

#3

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6917|The darkside of Denver

I can sell cowboy clothes Sere.

I have a great lookin ass in a pair of wranglers thanks to years of heavy squat trusts.

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2011-10-13 11:47:41

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6757|so randum

i too look good in chaps, can i have a job

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2011-10-13 11:48:00

#5

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5843

I saw a person around my age try to get a job at McDonald's today. He came dressed like he had just gotten off a drug corner. One of the workers he knew told him to speak "grammaticaly correct English" before talking to the manager. Needless to say he didn't even get a job application. Brain fart

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2011-10-13 11:54:29

#6

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

eleven bravo wrote:
You have numerous miss-spelled words.

*fixed

2011-10-13 12:04:22

#7

Brasso: member; +1,549|6887

it's misspell.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2011-10-13 12:06:02

#8

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6731|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Christ... And some of them actually think you're gonna hire their shoplifting asses?

2011-10-13 12:07:52

#9

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

I enjoy the ones that are making demands

2011-10-13 12:08:28

#10

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6731|6 6 4 oh, I forget

You should film them for later lulz.

2011-10-13 12:09:16

#11

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6731|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Don't call us, we'll call you.

Amirite?

2011-10-13 12:14:27

#12

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

most call usually couple hours later, wondering when they can start

and that's how the phone conversation starts ........... I pick up the receiver ... " hello " ............................................................. " when can I start " ............................." start, what " .................... " that job .... I filled out your paper " ..................................... " a name could help me find your paperwork faster " ............... " I filled it out this morning " .........

2011-10-13 12:17:32

#13

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6731|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ultrafunkula wrote:
You should film them for later lulz.

And apparently record your calls...

2011-10-13 12:22:12

#14

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

I would like to set up something to the tune of peopleofwalmart.com for my store

2011-10-13 12:48:18

#15

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6171|...

The great thing is that you don't have to hire them. Yay!

...

2011-10-13 12:52:27

#16

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6889|949

how much are you offering? What kind of work is it?

2011-10-13 13:01:11

#17

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

tuckergustav wrote:
The great thing is that you don't have to hire them. Yay!

the bad thing is, I've had no-one decent apply

$9 an hour starting out ....... sales associate

2011-10-13 13:21:37

#18

FloppY_: +1,010|6543|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

SEREMAKER wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
The great thing is that you don't have to hire them. Yay!
the bad thing is, I've had no-one decent apply

$9 an hour starting out ....... sales associate

$9 an hour? wow.. That's less than half the minimum legal wage here..

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2011-10-13 13:22:22

#19

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6754

SEREMAKER wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
The great thing is that you don't have to hire them. Yay!
the bad thing is, I've had no-one decent apply

$9 an hour starting out ....... sales associate

SERE, would you hire someone that's been out of work for awhile? would you hire someone that made twice that in their last job?

2011-10-13 13:31:28

#20

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

FloppY_ wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
The great thing is that you don't have to hire them. Yay!
the bad thing is, I've had no-one decent apply

$9 an hour starting out ....... sales associate
$9 an hour? wow.. That's less than half the minimum legal wage here..

more then the legal min wage here with half the taxes you pay _{idontwanttogetinsometaxdebate}

13urnzz wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
The great thing is that you don't have to hire them. Yay!
the bad thing is, I've had no-one decent apply

$9 an hour starting out ....... sales associate
SERE, would you hire someone that's been out of work for awhile? would you hire someone that made twice that in their last job?

for someone that hasn't had a pay check for awhile, would you be willing to work for half of what you made at your last on a new job

2011-10-13 13:36:35

#21

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5959|College Park, MD

$9/hr ain't bad for that kind of work, and I'm guessing where you live doesn't have a super high cost of living

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2011-10-13 13:38:15

#22

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
$9/hr ain't bad for that kind of work, and I'm guessing where you live doesn't have a super high cost of living

its not bad down here

2011-10-13 13:40:45

#23

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6754

sure - but the problem i'm having is
a) businesses are starting to discriminate against people that are currently unemployed or have been out of work for awhile
b) the pay rate of past employment

i'm getting a lot of "thanks for applying" responses but no interviews, even for warehouse type work. i'm being told i'm 'over-qualified', whatever that's supposed to mean.

2011-10-13 13:47:54

#24

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6825|Mountains of NC

13urnzz wrote:
sure - but the problem i'm having is
a) businesses are starting to discriminate against people that are currently unemployed or have been out of work for awhile
b) the pay rate of past employment

i'm getting a lot of "thanks for applying" responses but no interviews, even for warehouse type work. i'm being told i'm 'over-qualified', whatever that's supposed to mean.

add to your resume your BF2s karma ..... should work

or some of your pics

2011-10-13 13:54:40

#25

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6754

i'm lucky, i have the chance to go back to school. i'm 19 credits short of my degree, but what got me thinking about school was

none of these local fuckers wanted to pay someone to do warehouse work when they have a CDL (mine's a class B, no hazmat) or IT work for someone that has 15 years experience.

i wish you well finding someone, and only ask that you don't discriminate against age. us old fuckers know how to work, and aren't afraid of it.

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