Nein! I blame the swimming pool. Damn water hurt my shoulder yesterday in the middle of my swim.
lies
he probably forgot to warmup/stretch properly
its probably a masturbation accident, clever rouse funky, trying to convince us that it was dastardly water at fault!
No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
Busted.
a nut
my balls are quite sore at this very moment, i need a wee wee badly but can't be bothered
self harm
self harm
♥
Only if you have a dick the size of a thimble.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
You don't have a dick that small, do you?
he is a mod....PrivateVendetta wrote:
Only if you have a dick the size of a thimble.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
You don't have a dick that small, do you?
inb4ban
noice
It's a pertinent point made here. It's usually more of an elbow / shoulder action. Wrist is generally stationary during the process.PrivateVendetta wrote:
Only if you have a dick the size of a thimble.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
You don't have a dick that small, do you?
I feel sorry for the pallbearers at Steve Jobs funeral when they lower the casket.
They're going to get that syncing feeling.
They're going to get that syncing feeling.
I spent £80 last night
is that your monthly salary?
noice
No, £200 is.
It's not actually as bad as that. I've still got £20 in my wallet and I bought my friend a taxi home (£25) because his ID got rejected
but still
but still
hey oli lol
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
yeSturgeon wrote:
Dole? is it £53.45 or whatever in Scotland too?Finray wrote:
No, £200 is.
>taking a poop