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What's the difference between a Collingwood supporter and a park bench?

The park bench can support a family.



How do we know that a Collingwood supporter invented the toothbrush?

If it were made by anyone else it would've been called a teethbrush.

Jaekus wrote:

What's the difference between a Collingwood supporter and a park bench?

The park bench can support a family.



How do we know that a Collingwood supporter invented the toothbrush?

If it were made by anyone else it would've been called a teethbrush.

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KuSTaV wrote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What are the four most difficult years for an Abo?
A: Grade Six.

Q: How do you kill an Abo?
A: While he's having a drink, slam the toilet lid down on his head.

Q: What's an Aboriginal vibrator?
A: Eight blowflies in a sherry bottle.

Q: Why do Abo women eat with their legs open?
A: To keep the flies off their food.

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2011-10-04 04:23:25)

I always get the impression that in Australia you dont have to feel guilty or racist when making fun of Abo's.
It seems like you have one group of people that everyone ridicules and nobody minds.

Adams_BJ wrote:

Kampframmer wrote:

I always get the impression that in Australia you dont have to feel guilty or racist when making fun of Abo's.
It seems like you have one group of people that everyone ridicules and nobody minds.

We didn't lock them up in cages for decoration.

Fair enough

Afraid not.
Every group of people here has a part of a more successful group defending them.

hahahahaha poor kampf, no minorities to make fun of.

must be hard, being european.

Have a cheesy old one before i'm off to work:

What do you call a trashcan underneath a traffic light?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
A Turkish Disco

The song is Nyoongah Out Da Front (Aboriginal Rap) by Ricky C




My name is flabba, babba, wabba, jabba, nyoongah! im back! Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run gordon! Its the policeman, we gotta get up out of out this house, its the police man! Grab the bong, get my weed, its the policeman! move your hole, keep running from the policeman. Find me out the front, puffin on a bud man, fuck these white cunts ay! im thinkin of getting mugged, talkin shit, getting bashed cause im tipsy, gotta call me uncle big Merv to come get me. You can find me out the front, fighting every cunt, off my head and half drunk, i lit the cigarette butts, i never went to school so i cant talk much, but please white fella spare a dollar for the bus! When i roll up to your house im only wearing one shoe, leave a couple hours later, somehow i got two, its like every single day im getting blazed off the buds, then im stealing M&M's from the pub and getting busted, man they nothing change call my neice up, tell her im getting horny and i need a good FUCK at Mirrabooka, sniffin glue and getting caught and locked up in the pigs, let me go i gotta get home with 14 kids! 9 sisters, 12 cousins and im fucking the lot. Getting high sittin sniffin' freshly painted bus stops, i spent my lost dollar now im broke as a joke bro, gotta work today, do i bet for money or smokes though? Faster when its said you think its a crime, i get my meals from Centrelink, i know most of the time, the cops conviscated my stache, the bong and the drugs, i dont fit the dress standard, cant get into the club! Find me out the front, puffin on a bud man, fuck these white cunts ay! im thinkin of getting mugged, talkin shit, getting bashed cause im tipsy, gotta call me uncle big Merv to come get me. You can find me out the front, fighting every cunt, off my head and half drunk, i lit the cigarette butts, i never went to school so i cant talk much, but please white fella spare a dollar for the bus! Last week we mobbed some asian kid, and took all that cunts dardy shit, went to cash converters hocked it in, come home two blocks and half a stick! 3 beers, 1 smoke each for the kids, so now we filthy fuckin rich *Cough* awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeee whats happenin cuz, my name is flabba, babba, wabba, jabba, nyoongah! Jade and Grey, you faggot cunt, wanna fuck with me, cant cop my shit! cunt, ill make you skip cunt, fuck wit me unna! i still got my cock in my cousin nyoongah! aww jimmy, jimmy, gimme the bong, gimme the bong jimmy *tap tap tap, inhale.

Last edited by AussieReaper (2011-10-04 05:38:46)

Kampframmer wrote:

Theres plenty of minorities to make fun of, there;s in every country.
My point was, it seems that in Australia everyone does it to Abo's everyone else and no one minds.

Abos aren't special or exclusive. That'd be racist.

A girl told me this one once.



The hooker says to the client "give me nine inches and make me bleed".


So he fucked her three times and punched her in the face.

I got suspended from school for saying the C word in class.

When my mother picked me up she said "That wasn't clever, was it?"
"No," I replied, "it was cunt"