The difference between last time and this time might have been a wording up from her manager though. So many angles to this shifty, don't write her off because of that.
Saw her at a dance and she was happy to see me and talk. A little while later (I swear I did nothing wrong) she was practically ignoring me.
I'm sick of this on and off crap. So I'm moving on
I'm sick of this on and off crap. So I'm moving on
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
that wiminz for ya, broseph
innit
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
pick a cute one, grit youre teeth and bear it. It's better than picking an ugly one and dealing with the same shit
Shifty, whenever I hear this song, it always seems to me that the singer is you. Please change so I no longer associate it with a random person from an internet forum.
lol my Asian Aunt is Married to My black Uncle and my cousin is half black half asian. I also have some asian ancestry so I guess it happens.Cybargs wrote:
what respectable asian girl would date a black guy?War Man wrote:
What about the actual blacks?
might be working in Taiwan in a few monthsCybargs wrote:
having girl problems? move to asia
http://tw.nextmedia.com/animation/iplay … d/20110918
news story pretty much said this:
white boys have big dongs
taiwanese girls love white guys
white guys go to a white bar, which attracts hot asian girls
white people are sleazy bastards making out and dancing with girls in a club!
WHITE PEOPLE FUCKING ASIANS, TAIWAN SAYS NO.
Go taiwan if youre white, theyd think you have a massive dong.
i already have a taiwanese gf
rapeRoc18 wrote:
I also have some asian ancestry so I guess it happens.
was gonna say broMacbeth wrote:
rapeRoc18 wrote:
I also have some asian ancestry so I guess it happens.
Well, I had a cute little light-skinned chickie taking a nap in my bed today(didn't do anything, she just wanted to sleep in my bed), and then earlier she wanted me to hold her hand as we walked through the packed cafeteria. I also showed her my porn after I took some of my friend's porn(snooping through his HDD while I was backing it up to my computer) to put it in my folder and she was saying how she wanted to go home and masturbate to it, lol. I think things were going good
And then I went to take a piss while she was still taking a nap after I'd gotten home from going somewhere else for minute, and I saw three diarrhea turds and a bunch of toilet paper with not a single sign that an effort was made to flush it. Then I flushed it and the smell just wafted right up into my face.
What did I learn today?: It's really really hard to stay interested in a girl after you smell her shit
And then I went to take a piss while she was still taking a nap after I'd gotten home from going somewhere else for minute, and I saw three diarrhea turds and a bunch of toilet paper with not a single sign that an effort was made to flush it. Then I flushed it and the smell just wafted right up into my face.
What did I learn today?: It's really really hard to stay interested in a girl after you smell her shit
Last edited by _j5689_ (2011-10-03 20:01:11)
err wat_j5689_ wrote:
Well, I had a cute little light-skinned chickie taking a nap in my bed today(didn't do anything, she just wanted to sleep in my bed), and then earlier she wanted me to hold her hand as we walked through the packed cafeteria. I also showed her my porn after I took some of my friend's porn to put it in my folder and she was saying how she wanted to go home and masturbate to it, lol. Things were going good
And then I went to take a piss while she was still taking a nap after I'd gotten home from going somewhere else for minute, and I saw three diarrhea turds and a bunch of toilet paper, I flushed it and the smell just WHOOSHED right up into my face.
What did I learn today?: It's really really hard to stay interested in a girl after you smell her shit
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
literally my exact thoughts after i read that.FatherTed wrote:
err wat_j5689_ wrote:
Well, I had a cute little light-skinned chickie taking a nap in my bed today(didn't do anything, she just wanted to sleep in my bed), and then earlier she wanted me to hold her hand as we walked through the packed cafeteria. I also showed her my porn after I took some of my friend's porn to put it in my folder and she was saying how she wanted to go home and masturbate to it, lol. Things were going good
And then I went to take a piss while she was still taking a nap after I'd gotten home from going somewhere else for minute, and I saw three diarrhea turds and a bunch of toilet paper, I flushed it and the smell just WHOOSHED right up into my face.
What did I learn today?: It's really really hard to stay interested in a girl after you smell her shit
red eye dude wat face.jpg
Philosophy, economics, culture, science, art. <3
Updated that post a little bit,FatherTed wrote:
err wat_j5689_ wrote:
Well, I had a cute little light-skinned chickie taking a nap in my bed today(didn't do anything, she just wanted to sleep in my bed), and then earlier she wanted me to hold her hand as we walked through the packed cafeteria. I also showed her my porn after I took some of my friend's porn to put it in my folder and she was saying how she wanted to go home and masturbate to it, lol. Things were going good
And then I went to take a piss while she was still taking a nap after I'd gotten home from going somewhere else for minute, and I saw three diarrhea turds and a bunch of toilet paper, I flushed it and the smell just WHOOSHED right up into my face.
What did I learn today?: It's really really hard to stay interested in a girl after you smell her shit
I just sometimes forget girls are human too. Twas quite the wake-up call
o_0
why does every good story on bf2s end with a poop?
what the fuck
tell me you made that up
edit: PLEASE
edit: PLEASE
Last edited by Brasso (2011-10-03 23:06:46)
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
siihb
wait, wat?
wait, wat?
theres enough hongkies in sydney, save yourself the cashAdams_BJ wrote:
Hot issue! I would be too worried they were working girls to actually take them home, or dance with them really, after Hong KongCybargs wrote:
having girl problems? move to asia
http://tw.nextmedia.com/animation/iplay … d/20110918
news story pretty much said this:
white boys have big dongs
taiwanese girls love white guys
white guys go to a white bar, which attracts hot asian girls
white people are sleazy bastards making out and dancing with girls in a club!
WHITE PEOPLE FUCKING ASIANS, TAIWAN SAYS NO.
Go taiwan if youre white, theyd think you have a massive dong.
If you're foreveralone.jpg and you have a bit of spare cash, go to hongkong. End of.
Well think about it this way, white people go to a white bar, EVERYONE knows its a white bar, tons of asian girls there to seek white cock. Problem media?
Aussie girls are SO MUCH EASIER to pick up than taiwanese girls, its just the laid back attitude and taiwanese girls like to play innocent. fuck that.
I've been there quite a bit,THATS MY BAR THATS MY BAR, one of my dad's satellite TV clients bar, seems more of a dive bar with a dance floor lol and actual pussy.
Ken: Hit me up if youre in taiwan For the love of god don't go to the brass bollocks, its for young horny white devils.
then shes not respectable. Asian girl marrying a white guy is pushing it already for most families, a black guy? There is some fucking hell to pay. My friend is dating a black guy, and everyones first question is "DOES HER PARENTS KNOW." Her mom does, BUT HER FATHER DOESN'T. GREAT SHAME ON FAMILY.Roc18 wrote:
lol my Asian Aunt is Married to My black Uncle and my cousin is half black half asian. I also have some asian ancestry so I guess it happens.Cybargs wrote:
what respectable asian girl would date a black guy?War Man wrote:
What about the actual blacks?
GREAT SHAME
I'm Jamesey wrote:
I have a very short temperFinray wrote:
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I really want to ask this to everyone I meet who doesn't want kids:
what the fuck is wrong with you?
so bf2s, I'm getting married next year, the fiance isn't strictly religious, she was once, she would like a religious wedding, I'm a close minded ignorant brutish athiest.
Should I give in and go with a religious wedding to make her happy?
I couldn't give a fuck either way but so far her only reason for wanting religious is the music would be more appropriate.