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presidentsheep wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

That girl that was gonna supposedly take my virginity ended up fucking her ex last night.  My friend said she can still love him but like me but that same friend said she also talks to him about stuff and she hasn't said anything about me.  Back to the drawing board

Cut and run. Bitch sounds crazy. Virginity isn't a big fucking deal.
Sex is like oxygen, doesn't seem so important unless you're not getting any.

Exactly my problem, and that's hilariously true, lol

Yeah some of the stuff she says on Twitter is pretty fucked up, she's got a sugar daddy who thinks she's celibate in addition to whatever she has with her ex.  But I figured if she was serious about taking my virginity, then that would've been awesome that I'd gotten enough on her good side that she would do that for me.

She'd remarked a little bit after I first met her about how innocent I was, I think she finds it cute, lol

And I have a knack for choosing the crazy ones, or maybe them to choose me o_0

rdx-fx wrote:

"Don't stick your dick in the crazy"

Never stick your dick in crazy is a fucking vital life rule and this is one of those occasions.

If it's just sex then go for it but expect her to do something mental to you afterwards. Kill a family member or have sex with ever male friend of yours in your backgarden or something.
Expect a relationship/get attached to her then speak to us again in 2 years when she's fucked your head over and you've recovered

Last edited by presidentsheep (2011-09-04 14:01:05)

rdx-fx wrote:

"Don't stick your dick in the crazy"

presidentsheep wrote:

Never stick your dick in crazy is a fucking vital life rule and this is one of those occasions.

It's one of those critically important rules.
Right next to "If it has Tits, Tires, Transistors, or Turbines - it will eventually try to kill you.  Generally in a spectacularly painful manner, involving mutilation, anguish, suffering, and dramatic flair"
(THIS, for example, is the express bus to hell)

And, if you cannot go into a store and calmly buy a box of tampons, a box of chocolates, and a box of diapers - you sure as fuck better be able to buy a box of condoms.

If you can do neither, abstinence and a good working relationship with your dominant hand are strongly suggested.

Last edited by rdx-fx (2011-09-04 15:22:02)

_j5689_ wrote:

Probably the last two but it seems like the crazy ones are the first and possibly only ones to give me attention though so I'm not sure what else I can do to at least get my first time let alone anything else.

Be patient.

Be friends with normal girls that aren't looking for sex.
(Then when they are looking for sex, you're the first to know.  Or the safe, nice 'friend-with-benefits'. Or, at the least, you get an education on what girls want, how they think, and how to act like a normal person around another normal person that happens to be female)

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

The majority of girls under 25 are, if not crazy, slightly off balance in the head.
(Having a pair of tits hanging off your chest, on public display and generally having 1/2 the planet wanting to stick their dick between your legs 24/7.. this whole life-as-a-woman thing apparently takes some getting used to.  Be patient while they come to terms with this.)

_j5689_ wrote:

Is that a general pattern with most guys or are you just noticing mine?  lol

General pattern.
Like general pattern amongst all species of life with a male and female.

'Welcome to the planet.
We hope you enjoy your stay.
Please keep all penises, wallets, and other vital appendages in a safe location until the crazy has come to a complete stop.
Thank you for flying TnA airlines'

Last edited by rdx-fx (2011-09-04 16:54:20)

rdx-fx wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Probably the last two but it seems like the crazy ones are the first and possibly only ones to give me attention though so I'm not sure what else I can do to at least get my first time let alone anything else.

Be patient.

Be friends with normal girls that aren't looking for sex.
(Then when they are looking for sex, you're the first to know.  Or the safe, nice 'friend-with-benefits'. Or, at the least, you get an education on what girls want, how they think, and how to act like a normal person around another normal person that happens to be female)

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

The majority of girls under 25 are, if not crazy, slightly off balance in the head.
(Having a pair of tits hanging off your chest, on public display and generally having 1/2 the planet wanting to stick their dick between your legs 24/7.. this whole life-as-a-woman thing apparently takes some getting used to.  Be patient while they come to terms with this.)

Yeah, you might be on to something, I think it would help if I knew some girls that knew just ME instead of me knowing them through a group of friends as it currently is.  I've pretty much gone through liking every girl in my group of friends and I've talked to other guys in the group about it and they told me I shouldn't fuck around with girls in the group, it just won't go right.  And yeah, I should probably research it more and stuff.  You all seem to think it's ridiculous that I have to do that but it really is how I've learned a lot of what to do and what not to do.  The bergers is srs bsns with this stuff.

And the part about them having to figure themselves out I was definitely aware of, it helps to have it confirmed by someone who understands more about women but needless to say I don't want to have to wait that long just for girls to make the kind of sense that I already work with.  Then again I've already bumped into a few slightly older women(early to mid twenties as best I could tell) from time to time at my community college during the nighttime hours or on break during the day and they were sexy AND interested as far as I could tell so I might not have to...

I've never had an issue buying anything to do with sex. In most cases, it's because you're about to have sex. That's something to be proud of, I'd say.

Macbeth wrote:

I don't see what's so hard about buying condoms.

getting prepared to have sex with a girl zomg so embarrassing

Exactly. It's the most normal thing in the world.

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

According to Trojan, 63 percent of the men who buy Magnum condoms don’t actually fit them.

Guess I'm part of the 37 percent.

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

According to Trojan, 63 percent of the men who buy Magnum condoms don’t actually fit them.

loled
63 percent of them drive sports cars and live in their parents basement.

AussieReaper wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

According to Trojan, 63 percent of the men who buy Magnum condoms don’t actually fit them.

Sounds about right. I bought Magnum and it didn't fit. Needed something larger.

Zimmer wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I just remembered something for Androos.

If you find it awkward to buy condoms at the counter, just go to a store that sells 'em and has a self-checkout. I know Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs have self-checkouts. I know one of them sells condoms but I'm not sure which. I'm sure other stores might have those two things as well.

Just walk in and buy them anyway. One time I had to buy lube because my girlfriend at the time wanted to do anal. The girl who served me was like in her early 20s. I just acted like I was buying toothpaste and so did she.

Jesus you guys. What's the big deal?

I once bought a block of cheese, some batteries and condoms at the counter. It's not that big a deal.

what the fuck type of sex do you have? The batteries I can understand, but cheese?

more like bad joke

I think what Zimmer is trying to say that he buys condoms like he would buy any other item (such as cheese and batteries) and buying them should be no different