The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-08-30 20:53:39

#8951

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6366|what

Eeew. Well when you put it like that. Then again, a condom for a bj doesn't make much sense.

Macbeth, that leaves you with massage parlor with a happy ending.

Kmar wrote:
Maybe because it's always been so easy for me to get cunt, that I never understood jacking off in a theater.

Hey I've seen that movie too!

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2011-08-31 11:12:48

#8952

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5687|Ventura, California

So last night I was having dinner with friends and I got this text message from a really beautiful girl I know. She wants to go to dinner tonight just her and me

what the hell I did something right

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-31 11:16:40

#8953

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6950|Oxferd Ohire

she wants free food

2011-08-31 11:18:57

#8954

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6174|Places 'n such

RTHKI wrote:
she wants free food

tell her you want a strong financially independent man to support you and that she should pay.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-08-31 11:19:38

#8955

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5687|Ventura, California

RTHKI wrote:
she wants free food

lol that would be hilarious

sad for me but hilarious nonetheless

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-31 11:20:19

#8956

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6174|Places 'n such

presidentsheep wrote:
RTHKI wrote:
she wants free food
tell her you want a strong financially independent man to support you and that she should pay.

oh and that counts as a date shifty, you can't go on a date until you drive, best to turn her down in case she wants to give you syphilis or something.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-08-31 11:24:23

#8957

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5687|Ventura, California

I'll make an amendment to that rule of mine. Since I was asked out it's ok but I still won't ask any1 out till I can.

Ventura is freaking huge and I live on the end where nothing happens. No way I'm relying on the mum to drive me.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-31 11:42:05

#8958

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6781|Mountains of NC

Kmar wrote:
Maybe because it's always been so easy for me to get cunt, that I never understood jacking off in a theater.

do you prefer a booth

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2011-08-31 11:44:38

#8959

Roc18: `; +655|6004|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Kmar wrote:
Maybe because it's always been so easy for me to get cunt, that I never understood jacking off in a theater.

>2011
>jacking off in a theater

There's online porn now

https://g.bf3stats.com/pc/gcv8Vckg/roc18.png

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2011-08-31 11:51:06

#8960

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6174|Places 'n such

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'll make an amendment to that rule of mine. Since I was asked out it's ok but I still won't ask any1 out till I can.

Ventura is freaking huge and I live on the end where nothing happens. No way I'm relying on the mum to drive me.

Nothing says PIMP like your mummy picking you up/dropping you off for dates.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-08-31 11:55:32

#8961

Roc18: `; +655|6004|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

presidentsheep wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'll make an amendment to that rule of mine. Since I was asked out it's ok but I still won't ask any1 out till I can.

Ventura is freaking huge and I live on the end where nothing happens. No way I'm relying on the mum to drive me.
Nothing says PIMP like your mummy picking you up/dropping you off for dates.

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2011-08-31 11:57:04

#8962

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6791|Columbus, OH

Roc18 wrote:
presidentsheep wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'll make an amendment to that rule of mine. Since I was asked out it's ok but I still won't ask any1 out till I can.

Ventura is freaking huge and I live on the end where nothing happens. No way I'm relying on the mum to drive me.
Nothing says PIMP like your mummy picking you up/dropping you off for dates.

2011-08-31 11:59:21

#8963

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5687|Ventura, California

I was thinking of wearing this tonight

https://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2010/09/28/pimp.jpg_1285636281.jpg

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-31 11:59:23

#8964

Roc18: `; +655|6004|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

presidentsheep wrote:
presidentsheep wrote:
RTHKI wrote:
she wants free food
tell her you want a strong financially independent man to support you and that she should pay.
oh and that counts as a date shifty, you can't go on a date until you drive, best to turn her down in case she wants to give you syphilis or something.

Lol

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2011-08-31 12:33:36

#8965

13rin: Member; +977|6692

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Ma … 99868.html

This guy ^..... Just wow.

"Tobergta pulled up his pants and fled with the raft, the report states. Police said he confessed." -hahaha.

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2011-08-31 12:42:09

#8966

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5915|College Park, MD

Prostitutes would be OK if I knew they were clean and were not forced into the industry.

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2011-08-31 12:43:05

#8967

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5915|College Park, MD

Kmar wrote:
It's not necessarily morality. The idea of paying for someone to sleep with me is a distinct turn off.

What do you think of buying a girl drinks and shit at a bar, having a one night stand, then never seeing her again? They don't seem all that different to me.

2011-08-31 12:49:14

#8968

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7042

a lot different

2011-08-31 13:20:35

#8969

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6174|Places 'n such

At least a hooker can spend the money on useful stuff?

like heroin.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-08-31 13:24:31

#8970

gurdeep: +812|4968|prolly

CC-Marley wrote:
a lot different

2011-08-31 13:25:11

#8971

gurdeep: +812|4968|prolly

also echo the sentiments on not ever paying for sex. would much rather whack it

2011-08-31 13:57:40

#8972

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5915|College Park, MD

you're telling me that if the hottest woman ever came up to you and offered you everything for a reasonable price (along with a blood work results sheet showing she's clean), you wouldn't go for it? the woman of your wet dreams?

2011-08-31 14:00:57

#8973

gurdeep: +812|4968|prolly

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
you're telling me that if the hottest woman ever came up to you and offered you everything for a reasonable price (along with a blood work results sheet showing she's clean), you wouldn't go for it? the woman of your wet dreams?

in that case, yes, but we are talking about hookers, brah

2011-08-31 14:04:54

#8974

andros: Banned; +256|4926|HK Chitral, Pakistan

hurri and macbeth are just trying to justify their future (maybe already done) hooker purchases. jk

Philosophy, economics, culture, science, art. <3

2011-08-31 14:19:01

#8975

-Sh1fty- wrote:
So last night I was having dinner with friends and I got this text message from a really beautiful girl I know. She wants to go to dinner tonight just her and me

what the hell I did something right

"hmm not sure, ill have to check my blackberry. look slike a have dinner with the president tonight. perhaps another time"

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