EE Chats August

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
oh god i want to nail rashida jones
why not.. she's nailed everything in hollywood.
wh.... what? my pure angel is pure no more

Jones had a 3½ year relationship with actor Tobey Maguire, ending in 2000.[ Jones became engaged to the Grammy Award-winning music producer Mark Ronson in February 2003. He proposed on her 27th birthday, using a custom-made crossword puzzle spelling out "Will you marry me?". Their relationship ended approximately one year later. Jones then dated actor John Krasinski, her co-star on The Office. Her character (Karen Fillipelli) dated his character (Jim Halpert) on the hit TV show. She dated Jon Favreau the Director of Speechwriting for President Barack Obama. She is currently single..

you better move quick man.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2011-08-28 21:52:48

#7890

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5921|College Park, MD

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 2#p3632852

2011-08-28 22:18:37

#7891

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6958|Toronto | Canada

so 2-3 nights a week for the past month we've had 4-7 Jays along with 1-2 players from whatever team is in town that week come and spend 5 hours getting hammered on our patio bar. then, basically every time they have a game the next day they get demolished (ie todays game 12-0). i wish i got paid millions of dollars to get drunk and play like shit.

2011-08-28 22:39:44

#7892

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6531

G'night BF2s <3

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2011-08-28 22:44:30

#7893

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6693|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Good morning BF2s <3

2011-08-28 22:45:03

#7894

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6372|what

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

2011-08-28 22:47:36

#7895

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6372|what

"The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work."

http://blogcritics.org/culture/article/ … z1WOTKeLWU

2011-08-29 00:53:02

#7896

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6693|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Allright guys! I got this shit all figured out.

Now, on wednesday I'm gonna win 7.2 mil on the nordic Viking Lotto. Then I'm gonna take home the 3 mil jackpot on the national lotto on saturday. Then on monday I'll venture to the airport and order a plane to take me to the Aston Martin factory. Over there I'll politely ask the local MacGyvers to build me a nice new DB9. Then after I receive it, I'll drive that piece of perfection nonstop to the front of my current, but at that time former, office and yell profanities, while doing burnouts and some donuts on the parking lot, and tell them all to go cry, since I'm filthy rich compared to them. Then I'll go home, warm up the sauna and have a beer.

Now all I have to do is wait a few days.

2011-08-29 01:31:05

#7897

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6693|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Wat?

2011-08-29 01:42:45

#7898

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6951|St. Andrews / Oslo

One of my co-workers who was pretty much an equal has now been promoted, and just told me to "just ask" if there's anything I'm having trouble with or don't understand.

Douche.