Spark wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.
She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.
Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.
"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
You know what I find completely ironic and stupid?
I used to live in Tasmania, during my teenage years and early adulthood. In Tassie the poppies they grow are the variety you make opium from, and there's a big processing plant in Westbury to turn the product into a pharmaceutical grade opiate (I used to live about <1km from the place, it was on the same road as us).
All poppy farms in Tassie are right by the side of the road, with rusting barbed wire fences exactly like you would keep sheep in a paddock with, with obvious signs saying "Trespassers will be prosecuted" or something to that effect.
Simultaneously, there were undergoing hemp growing trials for a number of years in secure locations, to see if it could be passed as legal and thus be used for all its production potential for products like oil, material, paper, etc. etc. etc. (this hasn't happened to this day AFAIK). These trials were conducted in not only secure but classified locations, growing hemp with such low tetrahydrocannabinol levels that it would require smoking two plants to get high.
So pharmaceutical grade (read: heroin grade) poppies are openly grown, yet hemp with minuscule levels of THC are kept under lock and key. All whilst actual marijuana is so easy to get in Tassie it's almost not worth police time pursuing.
/rant
Last edited by Jaekus (2011-08-03 07:25:00)