Rise of the Planet of the Apes

2011-05-01 17:35:22

#26

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6277|...

Not sure, must've been either middle or southern, visited a lot of countries on that continent at the time.

They've got powerful jaws and hands, if you want to hit them you have to be lucky. They're still wild animals, their reaction speed is 50x that of a human, not to mention their agility.

Average adult I give 0 chance. Professional fighters I'd still put it up heavily in the Baboon's favor. Yeah, they're small and lightweight but that's more a problem for you than an advantage.

inane little opines

2011-05-01 19:51:44

#27

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5752|Ventura, California

Are we talking about a fight to the death here or what?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-05-01 20:29:46

#28

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6971

A fight or at least an out-run. I believe a person could get away from a baboon.

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2011-05-01 20:44:31

#29

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5752|Ventura, California

I just can't agree that a baboon could kill a human easier.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-05-02 01:30:13

#30

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6621

baboons never work alone. Humans lose.

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2011-05-02 01:34:13

#31

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6859|the dank(super) side of Oregon

aren't baboons, like, retard strong? or is that some other primate?

2011-05-02 02:44:57

#32

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6621

They are the ones who tear your face off and then sit on it with their naked arse.

2011-05-02 06:39:05

#33

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5667|Fuck this.

Reciprocity wrote:
aren't baboons, like, retard strong? or is that some other primate?

Chimpanzees.

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2011-05-02 09:41:53

#34

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6856|Columbus, OH

I like to see how strong they are when I am driving at them 60 MPH.

2011-05-02 09:48:28

#35

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6277|...

primates in general are extremely strong. An adult, large baboon can easily overpower a human.

inane little opines

2011-05-02 09:52:55

#36

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6856|Columbus, OH

what about a human in a car?

2011-05-02 10:02:42

#37

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6404|So Cal

Sisco wrote:
baboons never work alone. Humans lose.

Then baboons can pwn humans on BF2.

Last edited by Graphic-J (2011-05-02 10:03:04)

2011-05-02 16:55:43

#38

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5752|Ventura, California

I'd like to see a baboon dodge a bullet.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-05-02 16:57:29

#39

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5980|College Park, MD

An unarmed human would probably lose against a baboon, but a human with buckshot could probably fell the beasts easily.

Honestly, we have so many rednecks who are always itching to kill shit that they alone could probably fend off most of the invasion.

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2011-05-02 16:57:36

#40

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,742|7015|Cinncinatti

i think many on this forum would like to see you dodge a bullet

2011-05-02 17:01:15

#41

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5752|Ventura, California

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
An unarmed human would probably lose against a baboon, but a human with buckshot could probably fell the beasts easily.

Honestly, we have so many rednecks who are always itching to kill shit that they alone could probably fend off most of the invasion.

so true

Same reason zombie apocalypses would be over in a week.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-05-02 18:44:49