fucking alcohol, how does it work?
noice 
like datKuSTaV wrote:
fucking alcohol, how does it work?
Well ya see, Kustav, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
I'll drink to that theory.
Jaekus wrote:
I'll drink to that theory.
noice
cheers. top of the class.
By that theory though I should be a fucking genius after a bottle of Jagermeister.
how many braincells do you think you have mate?
noice
I'd have a better idea after a few brews.
I thought it was more like moths.
The bright colourful ones which flap their wings and generally have a good time get picked off by birds pretty quick.
The drab ones which just sit there motionless and blend in with the background are left alone.
The bright colourful ones which flap their wings and generally have a good time get picked off by birds pretty quick.
The drab ones which just sit there motionless and blend in with the background are left alone.
Fuck Israel
lul
noice
au v ire bf2s drinkoff
it needs to happen lets not deny
it needs to happen lets not deny
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
alright lets fuckin do this shit then
Morning AU.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
How about on August 13? It's a Saturday, and our mutual birthdaysFatherTed wrote:
au v ire bf2s drinkoff
it needs to happen lets not deny
and I will have played paintball that dayJaekus wrote:
How about on August 13? It's a Saturday, and our mutual birthdaysFatherTed wrote:
au v ire bf2s drinkoff
it needs to happen lets not deny
And I will be in Vegas, at a Wedding and possibly seeing MC Hammer later that night
im on holidayJaekus wrote:
How about on August 13? It's a Saturday, and our mutual birthdaysFatherTed wrote:
au v ire bf2s drinkoff
it needs to happen lets not deny
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I havent been on bf2s much lately
bet no one noticed
bet no one noticed
I noticed.
noice
omg you're back!
So will I.FatherTed wrote:
im on holidayJaekus wrote:
How about on August 13? It's a Saturday, and our mutual birthdaysFatherTed wrote:
au v ire bf2s drinkoff
it needs to happen lets not deny
internet is boring. Im going outside.
fuck that too many black people.
Say what?