An average day of Finray
tl:dr
pick up two junkies and almost get caught by the police
hurray scotland!
finray wrote:
so
I had the weirdest fucking day today
I was at the pub last night
pre-drank two big bottles of leffe
got absolutely smashed
not been so drunk in a long time
got home
finished off quarter bottle of gin
so wrecked man
anyway
was meant to go sign on today
never got up in time
so phoned for another appointment
drove into arbroath
even though I'm not insured on my car
but my rents are on holiday sooo
anyway
waited like an hour for my sign on appointment
I'm driving back home
and I see these two people up ahead
trying to hitch a ride
and it's usually polish people who come over to work on the fields around this time
and I once had to hitch a lift from arbroath home
so I thought I'd pass it on
pulled over
as soon as I got close enough to actually see them I immediately regretted my decision
they were two absolute chavs
the guy was had a job interview or some shit
in dundee
and he did that thing where he talks non fucking stop
you know the thing beggars do
just trying to get you to believe SOMETHING
make you wish you'd run them over?
pulled out a ciggie and just lit up
I was like.. ask first
but didn't wanna say it
incase he panned my face in
so I'm driving along the motorway
with this guy in the front
and this girl in the back
and he starts looking really drowsy
shutting his eyes and his head sorta wagging about
not smoking his fag, just letting it burn
and I'm sitting there thinking
fuck, this guy's on smack
I've literally
picked up a heroin junkie and his girlfriend
and then to make matters worse
I see in my rear view mirror
flashing lights
and hear a sirrn
I have LITERALLY never been so fucking scared in my entire life
I'm driving no insurance with two fucking smacked up heroin junkies in my car
I felt like I was actually shitting myself
my stomach and crotch area just went really cold
felt like I'd vacated both exits
but I'm trying to act totally chill so the junkies don't suspect anything's up
just saying "yeah.. yeah.. yeah.." to his constant string of bullshit
the police car sits behind me for about 35-40 seconds
I slowed down to 65
obviously too slow for him
he pulls out
and speeds up
RELIEF, LIKE I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER thought was possible
so there's about 4-5 more miles to get home
but I just think fuck it, I'm getting off the motorway
take the back roads into carnoustie
the junkie's like here pal, where you goin
I'm just like .. er, just the back roads
it's quicker, honest
finally get into carnoustie
drop them off as soon as I fucking can
drive home and just sit there in my car for 10 minutes
like
how the fuck did that actually happen
how did I get so fucking lucky
that's not the only story like that I've got related to my car
seems to have turned out well for you
I seem to do stupid stupid shit when I'm aloen out driving
yeah it did, I'm just sure I'm running out of luck
Last edited by menzo (2011-07-20 18:17:11)
