Or pick fat girls and get them drunk. Its much less effort.Stimey wrote:
Shifty just eat like a horse and get a gym memebership for 3 months, your quality of girls will at least triple
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He should at least get a couple lapdances in before marriage. You don't want to fondle one set of tits your whole life.UnkleRukus wrote:
He wants to save himself for marriage. I think he's covering up for his "premature" issue.Jaekus wrote:
Just bang her and move on.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Not really.
total protip, photos of people on zoosk had a tendency to be tampered with. She really fooled around with hers.
I had a great time, she had a good time too. She was a little too "touchy" at first for my taste though, and I sort of don't see this going anywhere.
But fondling tits is against the word of god.Jaekus wrote:
He should at least get a couple lapdances in before marriage. You don't want to fondle one set of tits your whole life.UnkleRukus wrote:
He wants to save himself for marriage. I think he's covering up for his "premature" issue.Jaekus wrote:
Just bang her and move on.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I'm not so sure about that, it's made me a believerUnkleRukus wrote:
But fondling tits is against the word of god.Jaekus wrote:
He should at least get a couple lapdances in before marriage. You don't want to fondle one set of tits your whole life.UnkleRukus wrote:
He wants to save himself for marriage. I think he's covering up for his "premature" issue.
Me too, a nice firm set of breasts has made me worship the lord Jesus Christ.Jaekus wrote:
I'm not so sure about that, it's made me a believerUnkleRukus wrote:
But fondling tits is against the word of god.Jaekus wrote:
He should at least get a couple lapdances in before marriage. You don't want to fondle one set of tits your whole life.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Amen!UnkleRukus wrote:
Me too, a nice firm set of breasts has made me worship the lord Jesus Christ.Jaekus wrote:
I'm not so sure about that, it's made me a believerUnkleRukus wrote:
But fondling tits is against the word of god.
these two hot girls sat in front of me today in summer school, i just listened to their conversations and shit mostly.
then my teacher told the rabbi circumcision (rofl, this guy also talks shit on the principal but he's a good teacher) and they asked me to explain circumcision. awkward as fuck.
yeah not really a girl problem but at least a hot girl talked to me today.
then my teacher told the rabbi circumcision (rofl, this guy also talks shit on the principal but he's a good teacher) and they asked me to explain circumcision. awkward as fuck.
yeah not really a girl problem but at least a hot girl talked to me today.
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I don't think "shit" is appropriate to use like that, androoz.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Just lack of punctuation.
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Androo, as long as you continue to consider having a basic conversation with a girl to be 'awsm' you're going to be forever alone. Just saying.
next step andros, ask one/both of them out. Develop something.
ask if you can touch her dreadlocks
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Whatever happened to that guy? He used to be the only one posting in here, but I haven't seen him around for a while. Maybe he touched some dreads and a whole world of women was opened up to him.
maybe he an hero'd when some crazy as "dark" chick went apeshit when he touched her locks.
no but seriously why is this thread still open?
so you can take notes, nick
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my notes are just fine aaron
it's a step for me.ghettoperson wrote:
Androo, as long as you continue to consider having a basic conversation with a girl to be 'awsm' you're going to be forever alone. Just saying.
@Adam, i doubt they would wanna go out with me. but i would say i was fine when i talked to them. wasn't nervous or anything and i just went with it and everything was fine.
they're friends with this girl i'm not attracted too at all and she asked me out of nowhere if i was going to movie night (at the local park here they play movies every wednesday during summer and it's basically a hang out of high school kids and shit).
i said no cause i don't go anyway and i don't really hang out with anyone there besides a few friends that go.
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drunk on steam at 11:30pm at night, home-alone, with the odour of a recently discharged young male's semen about youDauntless wrote:
my notes are just fine aaron
i think not, mssr. nick
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well i came home at 12 on a monday night yeah, i wasn't drunk
sue me
who was the guy sitting in all day and night monitoring my online presence? AARON
you don't even have a phone you complete dickhead!!
sue me
who was the guy sitting in all day and night monitoring my online presence? AARON
you don't even have a phone you complete dickhead!!
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you're right i don't
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AFAIK everybody is premature the first time.UnkleRukus wrote:
He wants to save himself for marriage. I think he's covering up for his "premature" issue.Jaekus wrote:
Just bang her and move on.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Not really.
total protip, photos of people on zoosk had a tendency to be tampered with. She really fooled around with hers.
I had a great time, she had a good time too. She was a little too "touchy" at first for my taste though, and I sort of don't see this going anywhere.
stfu
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wtf is a premature issue?-Sh1fty- wrote:
AFAIK everybody is premature the first time.UnkleRukus wrote:
He wants to save himself for marriage. I think he's covering up for his "premature" issue.Jaekus wrote:
Just bang her and move on.
stfu
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rofl wtf am i reading-Sh1fty- wrote:
AFAIK everybody is premature the first time.UnkleRukus wrote:
He wants to save himself for marriage. I think he's covering up for his "premature" issue.Jaekus wrote:
Just bang her and move on.
stfu
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who did you ask? your christian support group?