What questions would you ask GOD?

2006-05-17 06:13:53

#1

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

To day I thought to my self, If I had a chance to ask god some questions what would they be. So I started a List.

1. Where did you come from?

2. Is being a GOD hard?

3. Why did you make the earth? and Universe?

4. Who pisses you off the most?

5. Who do you like the most?

6. How old are you?

7. Do you watch T.V? and if so whats your Favorite show?

8. What is heaven Like?

9. What kind of powers to you have?

10. What songs do you like?

11. Why is everything about you?

12. Why don't you say hi some time? you know split the sea, and put on a little show for us? The Good Stuff!

13. Where we created for you're Amusement?

14. Whats your Favorite color?

15. Whats your favorite Animal?

16. Do you have any Family?

Im sure there is alot more but.. what would you ask him?

2006-05-17 06:14:35

#2

[FHF]MattyZ: What the Deuce?; +29|6902|Washington

I would ask...

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

2006-05-17 06:16:42

#3

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7010|AUS, Canberra

mine would be

" can you make nightrider come back on tv? "

2006-05-17 06:16:47

#4

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

What do you like to eat? whats the gods food like?

2006-05-17 06:17:39

#5

pedigreeuk: I'm English, not British!; +113|7011|Rotherham, England

what will saturday's lottery numbers be?

2006-05-17 06:18:28

#6

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

ooo good one!

2006-05-17 06:21:03

#7

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6863|Oxford, MS

How many people are having sex in the world right now?
When was the last time that no one in the world was having sex?

lol, I better shut up or I'm goin' to hell

2006-05-17 06:21:52

#8

JahManRed: wank; +646|6868|IRELAND

wtf is going on in the average womans head?

2006-05-17 06:22:38

#9

Wasder: Resident Emo Hater; +139|6915|Moscow, Russia

If you are God, if you exist and you love all the people, why don't you turn Earth into Heaven?
If you don't like the Earth and hate the people on it, why don't you destroy it?
As long as you do nothing you do not exist.
Just my 2 cents.

2006-05-17 06:25:33

#10

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

OOOOOOOOOOO thats good

2006-05-17 06:25:42

#11

ATC: Member; +58|6984|...

1. Where did you come from? He didnt come from anywhere. He has ALWAYS been there. Hard to imagine.. i know.

2. Is being a GOD hard? No

3. Why did you make the earth? and Universe? His pleasure.

4. Who pisses you off the most? Satan

5. Who do you like the most? He loves each and everyone equally.

6. How old are you? He has been there FOREVER. He doesnt really have an age.

7. Do you watch T.V? and if so whats your Favorite show? Maybe for pleasure.

8. What is heaven Like? The most wonderful place in the world, a city made of gold.

9. What kind of powers to you have? Every power you could imagine.

10. What songs do you like? Probably hymns. Lol.

11. Why is everything about you?

12. Why don't you say hi some time? you know split the sea, and put on a little show for us? The Good Stuff! He knows when to do stuff, he does everything at the perfect time.

13. Where we created for you're Amusement? Yes.

14. Whats your Favorite color? Bright colours. Nothin dark.

15. Whats your favorite Animal? Loves em all equally.

16. Do you have any Family? We are his family

I know most of this from reading the Bible.

2006-05-17 06:25:50

#12

Kobrakai: Weirdo; +152|7028|England

What is the meaning of life?

2006-05-17 06:26:24

#13

Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|6919|Broadlands, VA

Do my cats understand me? Do they understand how much I care for them?

Is my Dad OK?

2006-05-17 06:26:42

#14

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

JahManRed wrote:
wtf is going on in the average womans head?

That will take some time to explain lol

2006-05-17 06:26:42

#15

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6902|USA

Aslan_the_Creator wrote:
1. Where did you come from? He didnt come from anywhere. He has ALWAYS been there. Hard to imagine.. i know.

2. Is being a GOD hard? No

3. Why did you make the earth? and Universe? His pleasure.

4. Who pisses you off the most? Satan

5. Who do you like the most? He loves each and everyone equally.

6. How old are you? He has been there FOREVER. He doesnt really have an age.

7. Do you watch T.V? and if so whats your Favorite show? Maybe for pleasure.

8. What is heaven Like? The most wonderful place in the world, a city made of gold.

9. What kind of powers to you have? Every power you could imagine.

10. What songs do you like? Probably hymns. Lol.

11. Why is everything about you?

12. Why don't you say hi some time? you know split the sea, and put on a little show for us? The Good Stuff! He knows when to do stuff, he does everything at the perfect time.

13. Where we created for you're Amusement? Yes.

14. Whats your Favorite color? Bright colours. Nothin dark.

15. Whats your favorite Animal? Loves em all equally.

16. Do you have any Family? We are his family

I know most of this from reading the Bible.

Thank you....we can all rest easy now....

But what about #11?

Last edited by Mason4Assassin444 (2006-05-17 06:27:25)

2006-05-17 06:27:54

#16

Kobrakai: Weirdo; +152|7028|England

Can you play BF2 in heaven?

Last edited by Kobrakai (2006-05-17 06:28:07)

2006-05-17 06:28:06

#17

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

LMAO MAN ha ha

2006-05-17 06:28:27

#18

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6956

what is the meaning of life is what i would ask
dammit sum1 already posted that.

why didnt u make other galaxies have life?

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2006-05-17 06:28:56

#19

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6807|NYC / Hamburg

Kobrakai wrote:
What is the meaning of life?

simple: have a couple of kids, keep the world going around and play lots of BF2

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2006-05-17 06:30:17

#20

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

4. Who pisses you off the most? Satan

5. Who do you like the most? He loves each and everyone equally.

It cant be both man!

2006-05-17 06:30:39

#21

ATC: Member; +58|6984|...

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Aslan_the_Creator wrote:
1. Where did you come from? He didnt come from anywhere. He has ALWAYS been there. Hard to imagine.. i know.

2. Is being a GOD hard? No

3. Why did you make the earth? and Universe? His pleasure.

4. Who pisses you off the most? Satan

5. Who do you like the most? He loves each and everyone equally.

6. How old are you? He has been there FOREVER. He doesnt really have an age.

7. Do you watch T.V? and if so whats your Favorite show? Maybe for pleasure.

8. What is heaven Like? The most wonderful place in the world, a city made of gold.

9. What kind of powers to you have? Every power you could imagine.

10. What songs do you like? Probably hymns. Lol.

11. Why is everything about you?

12. Why don't you say hi some time? you know split the sea, and put on a little show for us? The Good Stuff! He knows when to do stuff, he does everything at the perfect time.

13. Where we created for you're Amusement? Yes.

14. Whats your Favorite color? Bright colours. Nothin dark.

15. Whats your favorite Animal? Loves em all equally.

16. Do you have any Family? We are his family

I know most of this from reading the Bible.
Thank you....we can all rest easy now....

But what about #11?

Still lookin for the answer.

2006-05-17 06:30:47

#22

RONIN6969001: Member; +0|6991|Duluth MN

what the fuck prove that your god untell then ill answer any q for ya cuz as far as i can tell he would be me >

2006-05-17 06:31:29

#23

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|6933|online

Aslan_the_Creator wrote:
4. Who pisses you off the most? Satan

5. Who do you like the most? He loves each and everyone equally.

I know most of this from reading the Bible.

Well 4 and 5.. it cant be that he loves Satan...

2006-05-17 06:33:43

#24

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6807|NYC / Hamburg

this is turning intop a philosophy forum instead of a bf2 one

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2006-05-17 06:34:32

#25

JaMDuDe: Member; +69|7017

Yeah if you read the bible bartender most of those questions are already answered

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