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2011-07-12 13:54:22

#826

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6190|Roma

In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking

the intestine out of the goat first.

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2011-07-13 17:48:38

#827

Slarty: Member; +37|5963|Ingerland

My younger brother asked me where the clitoris was, front or back, so I explained that it was in the frontal area.

He looked a little bit sick, so I asked him why.

He said "I think I've been sucking my girlfriends haemorrhoids for the past 2 weeks".

2011-07-23 08:24:41

#828

Random_Guy: Member; +5|5421

So I met Stephen Hawking the other day,

I said, "So Steve, did you know that even though you are British, most people think you are American because of your computerised voice?"

Hawking - "Tell me something I don't know"

That was the end of the conversation.

2011-07-26 09:05:31

#829

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6691

Slarty wrote:
My younger brother asked me where the clitoris was, front or back, so I explained that it was in the frontal area.

He looked a little bit sick, so I asked him why.

He said "I think I've been sucking my girlfriends haemorrhoids for the past 2 weeks".

That made me a little sick.

x

2011-08-01 20:13:26

#830

gurdeep: +812|4753|prolly

can we unsticky this plz

2011-09-12 11:50:36

#831

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6190|Roma

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal
Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
'English Weather'

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:

'Muslim Weather'

( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )

2011-09-12 12:19:42

#832

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6540|Texas - Bigger than France

How do you make a plumber cry?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
You kill his wife

2011-09-14 19:02:52

#833

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5177|Sydney

What's the hardest part about rollerblading?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Telling you're parents that you're gay

2011-09-14 19:07:22

#834

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6691

Superior Mind wrote:
Slarty wrote:
My younger brother asked me where the clitoris was, front or back, so I explained that it was in the frontal area.

He looked a little bit sick, so I asked him why.

He said "I think I've been sucking my girlfriends haemorrhoids for the past 2 weeks".
That made me a little sick.

hahaha

It's funny now.

x

2011-09-15 09:23:59

#835

Roc18: `; +655|5789|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

gurdeep wrote:
can we unsticky this plz

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2011-09-16 02:50:05

#836

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6773|Noizyland

Yes, I think so.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2011-09-16 03:25:30

#837

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6739|OctoLand

Your raincoat is so yellow that the rain looks transparent.

I know fucking karate

2011-09-16 03:32:57

#838

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6739|OctoLand

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OLcCCpHLzpE/SxPUac_Sr1I/AAAAAAAAArQ/M8XofL7HKg0/s400/tumbleweed.jpg

I know fucking karate

2011-09-16 04:36:16

#839

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +682|6289|Washington St.

2011-09-16 06:32:53

#840

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6190|Roma

btw, this needs to be stickied

2011-09-16 18:00:59

#841

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6621|Little Bentcock

PrivateVendetta wrote:

btw, this needs to be stickied

2011-09-16 18:01:47

#842

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,736|6735|Oxferd Ohire

then it will die

2011-09-16 18:14:14

#843

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6621|Little Bentcock

pirana6 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80o … r_embedded

bloody karl's at it again

2011-09-16 18:22:08

#844

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +682|6289|Washington St.

auzzies r weeerd

2011-09-16 18:59:54

#845

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5912|...

pirana6 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80o … r_embedded

ha. I have to explain my jokes all the time. I would never try out a joke on the dalai lama though...lol.

...

2011-09-24 23:47:23

#846

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6510|Gold Coast

What's the difference between a little boy and bag of cocaine?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

noice

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2011-10-04 03:00:39

#847

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|4966|Dundee, Scotland.

KuSTaV wrote:
What's the difference between a little boy and bag of cocaine?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

harsh

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-10-04 04:01:27

#848

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6621|Little Bentcock

I bought a 3D television the other day. I took it home and watched a documentary on Aborigines. It was so life-like I woke up and my wallet was gone!

2011-10-04 04:11:35

#849

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6510|Gold Coast

Did they also siphon the fuel out of your car/bike?

noice

2011-10-04 04:15:49

#850

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6621|Little Bentcock

nah, they stole one of my thongs.

just one

reminds me of another joke.

Saw my abo friend the other day, looked down and noticed he was only wearing one thong.
"Lost ya thong have ya mate?" I enquired
"Nah mate," he replied, "found one!"

reminds me of another joke!

How do you know if an abos been to your house?

Your paint's missing, your dog's pregnant and you're missing a thong.

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2011-10-04 04:18:37)

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