in my pants. I ...
baguette rammed up his ass. However, several large rats the size of cats...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
got into the APCs parked at the Karkand UMSC base, and drove them right to Hotel where...
mike showed his wiener, so all the rats who were in the apc.........
? at HeartAttack's post
Anyway...
drilled through the ceiling into a volcano. The volcano...
Anyway...
mike showed his wiener, so all the rats who were in the apc.........
drilled through the ceiling into a volcano. The volcano...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
Exploded so every single rat was dead, but not 1 he was still hanging on a......
sowing machine which the volcano had spewed out. The machine...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
sowed the rat to a flying donkey who was on its way to:
(little fixtion nothing wrong with it )
(little fixtion nothing wrong with it )
dude thats the second time in as many threads you have beaten me by 7 seconds!!!!^*AlphA*^ wrote:
sowed the rat to a flying donkey who was on its way to:
(little fixtion nothing wrong with it )
anyway
its high school prom as mikeshw's....
date, but it all went wrong because......
(ps heart attack i have my racing kit on )
(ps heart attack i have my racing kit on )
the rat looked like fingernails. Mikeshw, not being the brightest bulb, thought his fingernails had fallen off, so he tried to attach the rat to hsi hand using...
Last edited by Spark (2006-05-16 03:58:16)
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
a Lawnmower offcourse this didn't work so the rat looks now just like.......
a fat mans face..
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, the CD's had finished their killer rampage and now...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
asked polarbearz for help. He found a tube of glue witch he .....
Last edited by Varegg (2006-05-16 04:01:06)
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
put in his hat..
Last edited by l::.:LIAM:.::l (2006-05-16 04:00:28)
This is what we have so far in Careless' Story Game (Starting is hilarious)
IF YOU GOT SOME TIME
Last Week i saw a seagull that was fighting another for a chip, the stupid seagulls shat all over my table so I...
Threw a knife at the seagull hoping to get the chip from him.....
...then shot it with a crossbow, because I like to...
Eat seagulls more than chips..
and old man christmas fell out of the tree and attack me with his giant...
Teddy Bear so you decided to rape the shit out of.....
a Dingo that ate my baby's...
TACOS!
and it decided that you would make a nice park bench and spent an hour chasing you around, but...
you suddenly found a heroine needle and stuck it into him causing him.....
To yell 'BLARGHHHHHHH!!!, at which point a...
hobo asked for $12 to buy a christmas ham for dinner with his..
boyfriend who was actually a tree with a pie hanging from it, but the pie...
asked for some sauce so he could look good for dinner so i said...
'I only have mustard'. I tried to reach for the mustard but instead pulled out an unbrella from my shoe. The hobo...
had a bad day so he ran around the park screaming that the bees will get him and ...
said WTF and and his hand when down his pants just to reach.....
my umbrella and stabbed himself with it. At the same time a sniper in the tree shot him, and said..
BOOM HEADSHOT so he laughed and....
then he fell out of the tree onto the pie which said..
The pie went 'CHARGE!' and pies and sausage rolls started to rain on me." Meanwhile...
a bird took a dump on my head so.....
the sniper looked at the hobo who was still running around with no head and an umbrella sticking out of his gut. I went...
over to him and took a screeny before..
I crashed to desktop so i.............
started the game again and...The seagull dropped a supply crate onto the sniper, and he disappeared. However, he reappeared 15 seconds later and...
so i started to download linux
sniped the seagull who...
then called CJ that came on his motobike and said...
"the gull is on godmode", so I emailed PB but they said...
"Why don't you download linux?" so I...
Went to the Linux factory and bunnyhopped around before blowing myself up with C4. Fourtunately...
Friendly fire was off, so I survived before...
My donkey rescued me so....
We went off to Mashtuur to pray at the mosqué and
i got hungry and killed the donkey just to make "burritos".....
My donkey kicked the altar over...
I woke up to myself screaming and sweating, but luckily...
The noob commander decided to drop arty there. So I grabbed the seagull and the sniper raped the hobo.
It was because I fucked the donkey, so we continued to...
run around. I managed to get another umbrella, this time out of my fly, and I proceeded to...
hit the hobo with it before..
turning it into a broom before flying off. However, I realised I'd forgot to turn off gravity, so...
I fell down and started pressing the "9" key but...
i needed hax to get down again....
but the seagull caught me. But a 747 was passing by, and it...
It was a teammate.. FF was off so we flew to Karkand and..
a massive cat came along and ate the earth. Luckily, there was a UFO nearby, so I got in and...
we flew to Mars where we found a hobo with a umbrella, so we...
got a rock and threw it into a sky. The cat ate the rock and it blew up, turning into millions of
pieces.. We installed the new patch and Earth came back, so we...
Bought a Death Star from Mr. Vader, but he warned us that it had a few bugs. We...
Would get astma like him so we...
flew around. An asteroid got in the way, and it set off the big green laser thingymajiggybob, which..
was a light-saber! We...
grabbed an M16 and melted it, causing the big green laser thingymajiggybob to form the words...
I Am Your Father!!!
but i am adopted so i told you to...
fuck off and called the police who were...
at the local crispy creme, so then i
Asked what crispy cream was, and they said..
Mmmm... donuts (cos thats what they are). I looked around the corner and they were selling trains, so...
I bought a train, but chrashed it at karkand so..
which happened to be next to an apc , so i......
got out of the train and started spawn camping with the APC, but...
it was out of ammo, so i...
Got out and found a new umbrella so I...
took my new umbrella , and began to......
fuck a hobo.. Then...
the hobo died in my arms, so i....
Started spawn raping. Then....
I waited for someone to continue the story so...
that it went sum where and...
i got a chicken leg from the fridge
so i could please the dirty
rumbling in my stomach
while i was thinking about
hobos with umbrellas! I..
went and bought ice cream
and a Giant Cream Puff man Sprung out of the Ice Cream, and granted me 3 Wishes, so i wished that ....
1) I had a giant head
2) I would dance like a monkey on the streets
3) I had 600 awsome hot sexy girlfriends
but then...........
the genie was kinda deaf and he granted me
1) a giant girlfriend
2) I would dance like a head of the streets
3) and 600 sexy monkeys
But i was happy with it because it was my dream for sooooooooo long to have this, (i didn't dare to ask it him before)
A Tire Fell on my head resulting in me going to..
the garage to fix my barbie car, but they said.........
I needed and Oil Change and a wheel alignment, and also a new motor, i said that was un-needed so i slapped the mechanic with a tuna fish and stomped off to..
find another umbrella and hobo, but then .:[Careless]:. Said that hobos and umbrellas weren't allowed anymore, so I..
Jumped to my suprise to see gordan freeman constipated in the toilets when the toilet door fell off, i threw up on him at the sight of it and walked away to get a..
rub n tug at the local massage parlour
which regretfuly was the local hobo center so I...
decided thats getting crabs wasn't an option, so i took the next flight out to amsterdam and.......
went to a local coffee shop and bought a brownie,which made me feel like.......
i saw a squirrel who was trying to kill the alpha mod on bf2s so i tried to....
eat more of those special brownies so that those images would be replaced by....
wonderful pudding added w/ charamel then bearz....
before I found a hobo with an umbrella and...totally ignored them, took a taxi to a bar...
then got my self soo pissed, that i couldnt say BLARG! So then that squirrel came upto me and told me to straighten up or i would be kicked out of the bar, so i said 'Ok, nutty, ill give you a moose friend, ok? his reply..get out of my bar or i'll...
stick that fucking moose up your arse you fucking duck fisting chopper-whoring twat! Right, I've just phoned for....a lemon tree to pick you up". Before he could finish, though...
mikeshw & polarbearz stumbled into the bar, with........
a dark cloud in the distance. It wasnt long before I realised that this was no cloud, it was thousands of seagulls flying towards me. From what I could tell, they looked like they were all armed with...
CD's with their edges sharpened. They flew over me and dropped the CD's, causing
all in the bar to run for cover.....and the barkeep summoned a killer robot with sporks to...
disembowel the mice that lived in the bar - but the mice were specially equipped with...
fruit loops! They distracted the robot with them while...
they ran to the control panel of their crusier to speed of with two tickets to paradise for a relaxing time in the...the cupboard.....but only it wasn't a cupboard but an alien jaccuzzi filled with....
polarbearz's seman, which the aliens got rid of, but two hot babes came and.,...Chickenman who seemed to be at hotel when the vodnik came, said. YOU DUMB BABOON, I'M TELLING MAMMIE, but..........
A giant monkey with a........big bunch of banana bombs. They all detonate...in my pants. I ...
baguette rammed up his ass. However, several large rats the size of cats...got into the APCs parked at the Karkand UMSC base, and drove them right to Hotel where...mike showed his wiener, so all the rats who were in the apc.........drilled through the ceiling into a volcano. The volcano...Exploded so every single rat was dead, but not 1 he was still hanging on a......sowing machine which the volcano had spewed out. The machine...sowed the rat to a flying donkey who was on its way to: its high school prom as mikeshw's....date, but it all went wrong because......the rat looked like fingernails. Mikeshw, not being the brightest bulb, thought his fingernails had fallen off, so he tried to attach the rat to hsi hand using...a Lawnmower offcourse this didn't work so the rat looks now just like.......a fat mans face..
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, the CD's had finished their killer rampage and now...asked polarbearz for help. He found a tube of glue witch he .....put in his hat..........................................
IF YOU GOT SOME TIME
Last Week i saw a seagull that was fighting another for a chip, the stupid seagulls shat all over my table so I...
Threw a knife at the seagull hoping to get the chip from him.....
...then shot it with a crossbow, because I like to...
Eat seagulls more than chips..
and old man christmas fell out of the tree and attack me with his giant...
Teddy Bear so you decided to rape the shit out of.....
a Dingo that ate my baby's...
TACOS!
and it decided that you would make a nice park bench and spent an hour chasing you around, but...
you suddenly found a heroine needle and stuck it into him causing him.....
To yell 'BLARGHHHHHHH!!!, at which point a...
hobo asked for $12 to buy a christmas ham for dinner with his..
boyfriend who was actually a tree with a pie hanging from it, but the pie...
asked for some sauce so he could look good for dinner so i said...
'I only have mustard'. I tried to reach for the mustard but instead pulled out an unbrella from my shoe. The hobo...
had a bad day so he ran around the park screaming that the bees will get him and ...
said WTF and and his hand when down his pants just to reach.....
my umbrella and stabbed himself with it. At the same time a sniper in the tree shot him, and said..
BOOM HEADSHOT so he laughed and....
then he fell out of the tree onto the pie which said..
The pie went 'CHARGE!' and pies and sausage rolls started to rain on me." Meanwhile...
a bird took a dump on my head so.....
the sniper looked at the hobo who was still running around with no head and an umbrella sticking out of his gut. I went...
over to him and took a screeny before..
I crashed to desktop so i.............
started the game again and...The seagull dropped a supply crate onto the sniper, and he disappeared. However, he reappeared 15 seconds later and...
so i started to download linux
sniped the seagull who...
then called CJ that came on his motobike and said...
"the gull is on godmode", so I emailed PB but they said...
"Why don't you download linux?" so I...
Went to the Linux factory and bunnyhopped around before blowing myself up with C4. Fourtunately...
Friendly fire was off, so I survived before...
My donkey rescued me so....
We went off to Mashtuur to pray at the mosqué and
i got hungry and killed the donkey just to make "burritos".....
My donkey kicked the altar over...
I woke up to myself screaming and sweating, but luckily...
The noob commander decided to drop arty there. So I grabbed the seagull and the sniper raped the hobo.
It was because I fucked the donkey, so we continued to...
run around. I managed to get another umbrella, this time out of my fly, and I proceeded to...
hit the hobo with it before..
turning it into a broom before flying off. However, I realised I'd forgot to turn off gravity, so...
I fell down and started pressing the "9" key but...
i needed hax to get down again....
but the seagull caught me. But a 747 was passing by, and it...
It was a teammate.. FF was off so we flew to Karkand and..
a massive cat came along and ate the earth. Luckily, there was a UFO nearby, so I got in and...
we flew to Mars where we found a hobo with a umbrella, so we...
got a rock and threw it into a sky. The cat ate the rock and it blew up, turning into millions of
pieces.. We installed the new patch and Earth came back, so we...
Bought a Death Star from Mr. Vader, but he warned us that it had a few bugs. We...
Would get astma like him so we...
flew around. An asteroid got in the way, and it set off the big green laser thingymajiggybob, which..
was a light-saber! We...
grabbed an M16 and melted it, causing the big green laser thingymajiggybob to form the words...
I Am Your Father!!!
but i am adopted so i told you to...
fuck off and called the police who were...
at the local crispy creme, so then i
Asked what crispy cream was, and they said..
Mmmm... donuts (cos thats what they are). I looked around the corner and they were selling trains, so...
I bought a train, but chrashed it at karkand so..
which happened to be next to an apc , so i......
got out of the train and started spawn camping with the APC, but...
it was out of ammo, so i...
Got out and found a new umbrella so I...
took my new umbrella , and began to......
fuck a hobo.. Then...
the hobo died in my arms, so i....
Started spawn raping. Then....
I waited for someone to continue the story so...
that it went sum where and...
i got a chicken leg from the fridge
so i could please the dirty
rumbling in my stomach
while i was thinking about
hobos with umbrellas! I..
went and bought ice cream
and a Giant Cream Puff man Sprung out of the Ice Cream, and granted me 3 Wishes, so i wished that ....
1) I had a giant head
2) I would dance like a monkey on the streets
3) I had 600 awsome hot sexy girlfriends
but then...........
the genie was kinda deaf and he granted me
1) a giant girlfriend
2) I would dance like a head of the streets
3) and 600 sexy monkeys
But i was happy with it because it was my dream for sooooooooo long to have this, (i didn't dare to ask it him before)
A Tire Fell on my head resulting in me going to..
the garage to fix my barbie car, but they said.........
I needed and Oil Change and a wheel alignment, and also a new motor, i said that was un-needed so i slapped the mechanic with a tuna fish and stomped off to..
find another umbrella and hobo, but then .:[Careless]:. Said that hobos and umbrellas weren't allowed anymore, so I..
Jumped to my suprise to see gordan freeman constipated in the toilets when the toilet door fell off, i threw up on him at the sight of it and walked away to get a..
rub n tug at the local massage parlour
which regretfuly was the local hobo center so I...
decided thats getting crabs wasn't an option, so i took the next flight out to amsterdam and.......
went to a local coffee shop and bought a brownie,which made me feel like.......
i saw a squirrel who was trying to kill the alpha mod on bf2s so i tried to....
eat more of those special brownies so that those images would be replaced by....
wonderful pudding added w/ charamel then bearz....
before I found a hobo with an umbrella and...totally ignored them, took a taxi to a bar...
then got my self soo pissed, that i couldnt say BLARG! So then that squirrel came upto me and told me to straighten up or i would be kicked out of the bar, so i said 'Ok, nutty, ill give you a moose friend, ok? his reply..get out of my bar or i'll...
stick that fucking moose up your arse you fucking duck fisting chopper-whoring twat! Right, I've just phoned for....a lemon tree to pick you up". Before he could finish, though...
mikeshw & polarbearz stumbled into the bar, with........
a dark cloud in the distance. It wasnt long before I realised that this was no cloud, it was thousands of seagulls flying towards me. From what I could tell, they looked like they were all armed with...
CD's with their edges sharpened. They flew over me and dropped the CD's, causing
all in the bar to run for cover.....and the barkeep summoned a killer robot with sporks to...
disembowel the mice that lived in the bar - but the mice were specially equipped with...
fruit loops! They distracted the robot with them while...
they ran to the control panel of their crusier to speed of with two tickets to paradise for a relaxing time in the...the cupboard.....but only it wasn't a cupboard but an alien jaccuzzi filled with....
polarbearz's seman, which the aliens got rid of, but two hot babes came and.,...Chickenman who seemed to be at hotel when the vodnik came, said. YOU DUMB BABOON, I'M TELLING MAMMIE, but..........
A giant monkey with a........big bunch of banana bombs. They all detonate...in my pants. I ...
baguette rammed up his ass. However, several large rats the size of cats...got into the APCs parked at the Karkand UMSC base, and drove them right to Hotel where...mike showed his wiener, so all the rats who were in the apc.........drilled through the ceiling into a volcano. The volcano...Exploded so every single rat was dead, but not 1 he was still hanging on a......sowing machine which the volcano had spewed out. The machine...sowed the rat to a flying donkey who was on its way to: its high school prom as mikeshw's....date, but it all went wrong because......the rat looked like fingernails. Mikeshw, not being the brightest bulb, thought his fingernails had fallen off, so he tried to attach the rat to hsi hand using...a Lawnmower offcourse this didn't work so the rat looks now just like.......a fat mans face..
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, the CD's had finished their killer rampage and now...asked polarbearz for help. He found a tube of glue witch he .....put in his hat..........................................
^^^^^^^^^ no i dont have enuff time
but the hat shouted at the groundsman to STOP FUCKING MOWING THE LAWN OR I'LL....
Shmackle You Into Smithereens...
and eat your house...
but you'll never know happiness because you haven't read Harry Potter and...
The half blood prince, so head goes to the bookstore to buy one but saw a umbrella and a hobo, but his...
Last edited by Stephen_Sung_811007 (2006-05-17 04:01:09)
were David Hasselhoff and Arnold Schwarzenegger who were their because they wanted to........
Purchase a Donkey to smuggle Philipino's into....