War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7017|Purplicious Wisconsin

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


Jay: the 30 year-old teenager
lol he's 30?
you didn't know that?
Not everyone pays much attention to users' ages.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7017|Purplicious Wisconsin

Toilet Sex wrote:

uh oh, i thought you were like 20/21
He definitely signed up at 16 years old.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:

Happy for my girl. She just got asked to be a bridesmaid again
I've never been to a wedding.

inb4foreveralone, it's not that, it's just that nobody I know has gotten married. All my cousins are either close to my age or younger than me, none of my friends are planning on getting married any time soon, so that pretty much leaves out the majority of weddings I'd ever go to.
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Markooo*Est
Previously known as CC-Marley
+334|6451|Estonia
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

War Man wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:


lol he's 30?
you didn't know that?
Not everyone pays much attention to users' ages.
I have a great memory for random useless facts like that.
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7017|Purplicious Wisconsin

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Happy for my girl. She just got asked to be a bridesmaid again
I've never been to a wedding.

inb4foreveralone, it's not that, it's just that nobody I know has gotten married. All my cousins are either close to my age or younger than me, none of my friends are planning on getting married any time soon, so that pretty much leaves out the majority of weddings I'd ever go to.
Haven't gone to a wedding either, family is so spread out all over the country.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Stimey
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+786|6423|Ontario | Canada

War Man wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Happy for my girl. She just got asked to be a bridesmaid again
I've never been to a wedding.

inb4foreveralone, it's not that, it's just that nobody I know has gotten married. All my cousins are either close to my age or younger than me, none of my friends are planning on getting married any time soon, so that pretty much leaves out the majority of weddings I'd ever go to.
Haven't gone to a wedding either, family is so spread out all over the country.
I've been to one.
But it was because my uncle got married at 41
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6841|Long Island, New York

War Man wrote:

Stimey wrote:

woohoo I'm taller than warman
Also shorter than Poseidon, I'm a 5 feet 2 inch prick.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5661|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Happy for my girl. She just got asked to be a bridesmaid again
I've never been to a wedding.

inb4foreveralone, it's not that, it's just that nobody I know has gotten married. All my cousins are either close to my age or younger than me, none of my friends are planning on getting married any time soon, so that pretty much leaves out the majority of weddings I'd ever go to.
Yeah, I hadn't been to one (besides my mom's) until I was about 26. Then I went to 18 of them in two years. Been to two this year already with another two planned. Then there is mine and three other weddings next year. They come in bunches. One girl gets engaged and then all her friends put pressure on their boyfriends to propose.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5482|Sydney
I've been to a few. And played at about 100+ wedding receptions when I was in a jazz/corporate events band.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5661|London, England
Coolest wedding I've been to was the one where my Army buddy got married by Kid Rock and Rev Run in Atlantic City.

https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/21080_105896072763346_100000288621699_144658_1772_n.jpg

Yes, the bride is hideous.

Last edited by Jay (2011-06-26 09:15:35)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7017|Purplicious Wisconsin

Stimey wrote:

War Man wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I've never been to a wedding.

inb4foreveralone, it's not that, it's just that nobody I know has gotten married. All my cousins are either close to my age or younger than me, none of my friends are planning on getting married any time soon, so that pretty much leaves out the majority of weddings I'd ever go to.
Haven't gone to a wedding either, family is so spread out all over the country.
I've been to one.
But it was because my uncle got married at 41
My oldest brother was gonna get married again to his wife because we didn't know he already married his wife, my parents weren't happy when they found out he hadn't told us. He had no reason not to tell us, we already knew he proposed to the woman.

Last edited by War Man (2011-06-26 09:16:44)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Stimey
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+786|6423|Ontario | Canada

Poseidon wrote:

War Man wrote:

Stimey wrote:

woohoo I'm taller than warman
Also shorter than Poseidon, I'm a 5 feet 2 inch prick.
poseidon stop being such a meanie bobeeny to warman
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5482|Sydney

Jay wrote:

Coolest wedding I've been to was the one where my Army buddy got married by Kid Rock and Rev Run in Atlantic City.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- … 1772_n.jpg

Yes, the bride is hideous.
Kid Rock and the Rev are stoned, aren't they?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5661|London, England

Jaekus wrote:

Jay wrote:

Coolest wedding I've been to was the one where my Army buddy got married by Kid Rock and Rev Run in Atlantic City.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- … 1772_n.jpg

Yes, the bride is hideous.
Kid Rock and the Rev are stoned, aren't they?
Yes.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:

Atlantic City.
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6952

Jay wrote:

Coolest wedding I've been to was the one where my Army buddy got married by Kid Rock and Rev Run in Atlantic City.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- … 1772_n.jpg

Yes, the bride is hideous.
Wait what? Those guys are so broke they're now doing weddings?
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5271|Dundee, Scotland.
I got a fully-playable home made angry birds cake from my girlfriend for my birthday. 3 feet long and fucking awesome!!
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6875

cake
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

Camm wrote:

I got a fully-playable home made angry birds cake from my girlfriend for my birthday. 3 feet long and fucking awesome!!
pics or it didn't happen
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6988|United States of America
Damn it! Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz the day after gay marriage became legal in New York. I could've married him
13rin
Member
+977|6782
Ghetto neighbor is blaring shit rap music.  Soooo, its time to 'test' the 13hp generator.  She's soooo loud.  I fucking hate my 'neighbor'.  This is one instance where I'd welcome gang violence; especially if someone offed him.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
13rin
Member
+977|6782
Ahhhh.. Much better.  The sweet purr of 'fuck off'.  I'm going to start doing that every time he turns that shit on.  I may go fire up the pressure washer for extra measure.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6875

i didn't know you lived near gooners
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,060|7075|PNW

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

War Man wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


you didn't know that?
Not everyone pays much attention to users' ages.
I have a great memory for random useless facts like that.
I don't even remember how old I am half the time.

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