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2006-05-05 14:52:29
banksd1983
APC whore
+20|6886
Karkand 64 on my clan's server.

I'm commanding US and we can't seem to get a flag past the river. Score is about 110-100 MEC. I tell my clan mates we're all loading up in a humvee and getting a flag when one of us can find one. All my clan mates are at the river crossing so there's no humvee's around.

I hop out of the MG, turn around expecting a humvee there. I see one, but some private is driving around in circles.

I request a ride. LOL he actually stopped, not even some higher ups do that.

I put some shells into the drivers side window and take the humvee.

I pick up my clan mates and we go get that damn factory flag.

Then the guy started whining about the fact that i needed to be kicked.

I felt bad but I had to do what I had to do.
2006-05-06 07:02:48
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6875|USA
Roflcakes....I remember way back on Mashtuur City i had a mic squad that was kicking all others. We had a superb chopper pilot, who would drop all off, except myself (i was on Helo Defense ), get repairs and come back to pick us up. Needless to say, our chopper was always packed. This one newb, mad that he couldn't ride, placed C4 on it, waited until takeoff, the blew us all - like 6 Tks. Needless to say (loli know, this is the 2nd time i've said t), it was 6 insta-punish, complemented by an insta-ban. w00t. we were all having a really, really good laugh about that one.
2006-05-06 09:11:33
Nemesis-SBS-
Member
+9|7059|6,000 ft & falling......weeeee
only time was when i spawned on my squad leader in a humvee...he sat there for a good 3 mins whilst the rest of the squad spawned on him and he was obviosly AFK so i TK him to get to drive the hummer with the rest of the squad
2006-05-06 09:41:17
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|6879|South West England
When i was playing on my clan server, me and a mate who'd had a really crappy day came on to try and have a good time, non of our admins where on at the time and so this ashole, dont remeber who was months ago was tking my mate for the chopper on Iron Gator, i got so wound up i kept spawn camping the twat till i got kicked from the server lol
2006-05-06 09:44:22
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7010|Singapore

He raced me to the (MY) J10 and..and.. He jumped in first! and...and..When I spammed 'FOLLOW ME MEN FOLLOW ME MEN FOLLOW ME MEN' he kept spamming 'NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NO SIR NEGATIVE' and..and...and... I hate spammers so I had to shoot him out!

Last edited by polarbearz (2006-05-06 09:45:06)

2006-05-06 09:55:19
=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|6847|Britain and Damn proud of it!
Not so much as TK but PTK our commander thought that it would be clever to rain arty on allied troops so after several faliures to munity me and several other people set about destroying his assets, which seriously pissed him off, and then took shots at him with pistols, he being a dipshit retailated with a full burst of G3 and was punished this continued until he was eventually banned for Tking xD
2006-05-06 10:17:39
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6961
Just the once, was playing sniper on sharky, I was getting low on ammo, notice a surpport player really close by, ran up to him called for ammo.

The idiot runs off away from me, so i follow calling for ammo, I type in his name and asked for ammo, this went on for a minutes or so.

Finally I had enough of chasing this deaf/stupid/noob surpport player, that I shoot him with my pistol, all this just to get an ammo bag.

There were no other surpport players in the game at this time, just my luck to find the noob whos only interested in his PKM.

Also some times feel like shooting Medics that don't revive you, even though they are stood right next to you, this happens alot on Karkand at the begining of the round, when the grenade Festival starts.
2006-05-06 12:13:51
legionair
back to i-life
+336|6844|EU

ok, I see that my statement made me 4 negative karma points...so what now?! Do you want me to teamkill you if you will be assholes in game...ok, if I see you, you will see only "You are critically wounded" have a nice day, TKers!
P.S-And to the topic- I still think that intentional TKs are stupid!
2006-05-06 22:34:04
whitecapuk
Member
+0|6855
I very rarely TK but once on Warlord the Insugents were doing the usual park the tank and apc outside the tv tower and never move more than 2 metres from the supply crate/other eng, so I spawn as SF proceed to load up a quad bike with C4 to do a little JIHAD! house clearing, when along comes a gimp who sees me loading up and still jumps on the quad..................did he really think I would just let him ride off!!!!!
2006-05-07 00:42:50
trevoraj
who?!?!
+3|6855|London
On a 24 player wake server, can't get off the carrier, our commander raining artillery on us and shooting us. "Not enough players to kick". Just had to kill him a few times to have a chance of getting off!
2006-05-15 10:24:50
caleqs
Member
+9|6928
Thanks all for your great posts. It cracks me up how much negative karma I got for this thread. Mostly from morons who's reading comprehension is somewhere on the 2nd grade level or from asshats with no sense of humor who obviously use this game to provide some sense of purpose for their lives.

Its just a game folks. Get over it. Sometimes a TK is needed if not to punish an asshat, but to provide yourself with a little frustration release. So unbunch your panties, get up from the computer and find some balance, man.

Anyway, enjoyable thread. Thanks for sharing.
2006-05-15 10:33:51
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6788|NYC / Hamburg

playing tabara: guy sniped me out of cockpit of mec fighter (i then took the bomber and got lots). Later that round when i met him at span point i simply knifed kim. He first started to votekick me and when that didn't work he joined the EU side and tried taking me down with the flieing piano (eurofighter). When that didnt work he started threatenning me. Was kinda fun actually.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
2006-05-15 13:22:10
[FYM]YoHighness
Member
+11|6779|tking your ass
i try not to do this anymore as it's funner watching the other guy go to minus whatever right before being launched from the server.
2006-05-16 01:21:06
MaximumMayhem
Member
+27|6871|Mashtuur Boulevard
I was playing on Wake Island once as the Chinese Commander.  We were getting our asses absolutely kicked.  Why?  Because 90% of our entire team were camping the airfield.  Only 4 team members were actively trying to capture flags and try and make something out of this mess we were in.  I can honestly say there were about 14 of our team waiting for either the attack chopper and jets.. not only that, they'd just sit there even if all our aircraft were in the air!

So after repeatedly pleading with the team to do something and getting answers like: "STFU.. im here to fly n00B!".. I dealt with this insubordination on a massive scale as any commander would.

I dropped a barrage onto the airfield.  After the mass whining that ensured, I explained to these people that they wont get to fly for very long if all of our CPs are taken.  More "Kiss my ass Commander.." or "Do your job asshole!"... so I dropped barrage after barrage, seeing as our chopper and jets were doing just fine and werent about to respawn any moment. 

Im sorry if this sounds harsh, but I felt appalled that people can be so selfish and play a team game entirely solo; even after all the UAV and Scans I provided which fell on deaf, ignorant ears.  It felt like I was dealing with a bunch of child mercenaries.

No doubt we lost.  But I felt that I upheld my duty to Mother China.  *wipes tear*

Last edited by MaximumMayhem (2006-05-16 03:25:16)

2006-05-16 02:20:48
Darky
Hi..
+71|6783|Here.
I very rarely intentionally tk, even a revenge one. However, there are times I will intentionally wound, so that team mate wont stand much of a chance in a firefight with the enemy.
2006-05-16 05:30:12
.:XDR:.PureFodder
Member
+105|7050
On an EA server I found 3 stats padders doing the
stab, revive, stab, revive, stab, revive, stab, revive, where did that grenade come from....
2006-05-16 05:33:29
alber85
Member
+6|6813

sdlettonieCZLV wrote:

sorry,i gaved you -1 because i think that TKs are stupid. If i TK i appologise and get punished mostly:( but I never ever TK for vehicle or plane. Most of my Tks are from being as a commander(some noobs ignore voice- " artillery in your area!", and even then I appologise. With TKs you are only ruining the game and your own stats... just get over it, maybe that guy didnt understand you(non English speaking).
ur a moron dude..
dont u understand engrish yourself?? u take this game wayy to seriously.. u sounded like a tool here

gg on this thread.. i tk dicks who stand in front of my jet
2006-05-16 05:36:17
{A.K.A}LordBeefman
Member
+32|6822|Sydney, Australia
i Tk all noobs who don't listen including idiot commanders and squad leaders
2006-05-16 05:43:23
MaximumMayhem
Member
+27|6871|Mashtuur Boulevard

{A.K.A}LordBeefman wrote:

i Tk all noobs who don't listen including idiot commanders and squad leaders
And what does 'Dont Listen' qualify as?  Give us some juicy details!
2006-05-16 05:47:34
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|6959|netherlands, sweet lake city
i once was on  the wake 24/7 by krackhouse    i spawned and i think lets jet ... i go standing for the jet and theres a sniper on the edge off the carrier .... i couldnt resist so i pushed him off ( i know lame but funny) this guy spawned at the time i got in the jet... he SRAW'd me ( i had it coming so im not mad ) he gets in the essex and starts blasting me every time i spawn. ( TK kick was off at server ) finaly somone off my team felt sorry for me and he TK'd him ( i love this guy ) this guy spawns runs to the essex and starts shooting at everyone.... ( damn i hate him ) after a minute someone pops him (yaaay) now theyre 5 guys including me very pissed... he got TK'd by me in BH minigun other guy in essex and some guys running around and shooting him to. at the end of the round i had -160 but i dont care the bits had it coming and we had fun thats the major thing about BF2

Last edited by kn0ckahh (2006-05-16 05:49:03)

 

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