EE Chats May

2011-05-07 16:13:42

#1651

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5968|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kampframmer wrote:
holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.

Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
i killed a fly with a USB cable once
I caught a fly with chopsticks Mr. Miyagi style once.

liar liar

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2011-05-07 16:14:01

#1652

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5525|foggy bottom

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kampframmer wrote:
holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.

Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
i killed a fly with a USB cable once

you killed a fly with your breath

Tu Stultus Es

2011-05-07 16:14:03

#1653

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5852

Jay wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kampframmer wrote:
holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.

Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
i killed a fly with a USB cable once
I caught a fly with chopsticks Mr. Miyagi style once.

Before or after you freed Iraq?

2011-05-07 16:14:12

#1654

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5624|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Jay wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:

i killed a fly with a USB cable once
I caught a fly with chopsticks Mr. Miyagi style once.
liar liar

Yes, it was a bald face lie :'(

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-05-07 16:14:21

#1655

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

Better fly killing story:
My brother once saw a movie (cant remember which one) in which a guy made a tube with his hand and sucked the fly into his mouth and bit on it.
Naturally, he tried this.
He succeeded..... Sort of.
He sucked in the fly, but didn't expect it to actually work so he sort of flinched and spat the fly out in the sink.

Fly was dead though.

Last edited by Kampframmer (2011-05-07 16:14:59)

2011-05-07 16:16:27

#1656

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5968|College Park, MD

hey jay re: your karma i gave you she was a crummy lay

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2011-05-07 16:16:38)

2011-05-07 16:16:49

#1657

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

I liked your karma hurri

2011-05-07 16:24:10

#1658

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5624|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
hey jay re: your karma i gave you she was a crummy lay

Now we can't be friends hurri.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-05-07 16:29:42

#1659

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6737

i once killed a house-mouse that had literally terrorised my sleeping patterns for about 2 months with a snooker cue

i heard it underneath my computer desk in the middle of the night and just swiped a handy cue under the desk. kapow!

it was snowing outside at the time so i gave it a burial

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2011-05-07 16:30:15

#1660

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5968|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
hey jay re: your karma i gave you she was a crummy lay
Now we can't be friends hurri.

haters gonna $https://upload.wikimedia.org/math/5/a/2/5a297ead5a08a330e90a74776b3f0c99.png$

2011-05-07 16:32:25

#1661

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7033|UK

Uzique wrote:
i once killed a house-mouse that had literally terrorised my sleeping patterns for about 2 months with a snooker cue

i heard it underneath my computer desk in the middle of the night and just swiped a handy cue under the desk. kapow!

it was snowing outside at the time so i gave it a burial

I killed a mouse with a toliet brush

2011-05-07 16:33:49

#1662

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

Uzique wrote:
i once killed a house-mouse that had literally terrorised my sleeping patterns for about 2 months with a snooker cue

i heard it underneath my computer desk in the middle of the night and just swiped a handy cue under the desk. kapow!

it was snowing outside at the time so i gave it a burial

I once caught one with a roll of kitchen paper in menzo's house.
He tried to run past the roll, but i caught him by onrolling one sheet and pinning him between that sheet and the roll (without ripping the sheet ).

Menzo told me to let it go.

2011-05-07 16:34:53

#1663

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5624|London, England

You Dutch are filthy animals living in rodent infested hovels. For shame.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-05-07 16:35:59

#1664

Sturgeon: Member; +488|5207|Flintshire

Dauntless killed a hamster by putting it in his arse

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2011-05-07 16:36:09

#1665

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

Up until this day I still dont know what I would ahve to with it if menzo didnt make me release it, as letting go of the papper and roll wasnt an option.

I guess Menzo would have to grab and trap it or shank it or something like that....

2011-05-07 16:36:51

#1666

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6737

Jay wrote:
You Dutch are filthy animals living in rodent infested hovels. For shame.

location: queens, new york

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2011-05-07 16:37:02

#1667

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

Jay wrote:
You Dutch are filthy animals living in rodent infested hovels. For shame.

Nope.
Not a single rodent in my house.

Only in the old (100-200 years) houses.

2011-05-07 16:37:18

#1668

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

Uzique wrote:
Jay wrote:
You Dutch are filthy animals living in rodent infested hovels. For shame.
location: queens, new york

word

2011-05-07 16:38:04

#1669

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5109|Amsterdam

I should go to bed.

But i dont wanna!

2011-05-07 16:39:06

#1670

Markooo*Est: Previously known as CC-Marley; +334|6414|Estonia

i'm watchin pr0n right now and i'm not kidding

2011-05-07 16:42:11

#1671

Spamtheban: Undsiputed BF2s FIFA champion of all time; +132|5109|Stoke

Wot Am I

2011-05-07 17:03:15

#1672

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5968|College Park, MD

so these mechanical keyboards that zeek raves about don't sound half bad

2011-05-07 17:05:33

#1673

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6737

i know, right. i can't fucking wait to get mine and rattle out a proposal for my next joyously-typed 15,000 word dissertation.

fuck it might even make sitting and writing for 4 hours a day a little bit pleasurable

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2011-05-07 17:06:40

#1674

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5968|College Park, MD

lol

Which kind did you get? I'm looking at the Das Keyboard.

2011-05-07 17:09:22

#1675

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6737

they don't stock das keyboard's over here in the uk and i'd only want the silent ones (mx brown) anyway - blues are too loud and clacky.

the das is one of the better ones for typing only but it doesn't have media keys or any other functionality... it's purely for typing.

i got this, which is considered one of the best hybrid ones for both typing and gaming:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 4#p3527574

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