thats what you get for being gayDauntless wrote:
i am worn out
oh no you didn't
can guarantee that rich banker-wankers are far more assholish than prem footballersSturgeon wrote:
Got friends that work at Chester racecourse, same happens there, usually get a load of footballers from the prem going to Chester too.Uzique wrote:
my girlfriend works at ascot racecourse and she gets ripped by rich drunken cunts all the time that go there, inevitably lose a fuckload of money, then get pissed on gin and champagne and make passes at the young, hot waitresses. i think royal ascot is pretty much the total ultimate in that sort of cunt activity.
footballers have a reputation to lose, surrey millionaire cunts do not
my gf makes a week's wages in an 8 hour day there
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Sturgeon wrote:
I had a good wank earlier marine.
I'll send you the video link if you want?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
yeah all the fat porn i've seen on the internet has been totally underwhelmingJay wrote:
Reminds me of my prom night. Gf at the time made such a massive deal of it for weeks (even though we'd been having sex for two years), went out and bought lingerie for it etc that the whole thing ended up being anti-climactic. I jizzed inside of 30 seconds lol.
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lol all that build-up for a short-ass race
sadly I won't get my $100
sadly I won't get my $100
sorry sirHurricane2k9 wrote:
lol all that build-up for a short-ass race
sadly I won't get my $100
uzique, what are you doing going around heating up corn??
i did 4 weeks temping barwork at heydock, and basically yeh it's just middle/upper class cunts with far too much money, drugs and not enough actual friends to share it with. horrid place to work, although the tips were insane. from one stag do (6pm-4am) between 8 staff we came out with £150 each before actual payUzique wrote:
my girlfriend works at ascot racecourse and she gets ripped by rich drunken cunts all the time that go there, inevitably lose a fuckload of money, then get pissed on gin and champagne and make passes at the young, hot waitresses. i think royal ascot is pretty much the total ultimate in that sort of cunt activity.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
ya its good money but that would suck. no thanks
I know someone who got a job in a casino in london, the average tip per night there is £7,000
crazy days
crazy days
jord sucks at bc2
Tu Stultus Es
That's a lot of blowjobs!Dauntless wrote:
I know someone who got a job in a casino in london, the average tip per night there is £7,000
crazy days
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
don't tell me you just go pick a fuckin cob of corn and munch on it like some fuckin BEAST, nickDauntless wrote:
uzique, what are you doing going around heating up corn??
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People 'round 'ere boil thar corn.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
yeh its really horrible. worse for the girls, but the lads on the bar get the usual 'ah come-on do us x y z drink we'd pay double' which turns into 'do you know who i am? i'll have your fucking legs broken' shit11 Bravo wrote:
ya its good money but that would suck. no thanks
still insane money for a 17yr old
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Take on me, take me on!!!
wear BF2s tags you dickheadseleven bravo wrote:
jord sucks at bc2
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
well i'd call it sweetcorn is all
or corn on the cob
and i'd put it in a saucepan
aaron
or corn on the cob
and i'd put it in a saucepan
aaron
Last edited by Dauntless (2011-05-07 16:09:53)
yeah i was too lazy to boil up a saucepan, i only cooked 2 hours ago and i'm still peckish
so i did what the m&s packet said and put it in the microwave for fuckin 5 minutes instead, hey pronto
oh my prize china
so i did what the m&s packet said and put it in the microwave for fuckin 5 minutes instead, hey pronto
oh my prize china
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holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.
Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.
Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
Now that i read it sounds a lot less cool than it actually was when i did it.
i killed a fly with a USB cable onceKampframmer wrote:
holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.
Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i killed a fly with a USB cable onceKampframmer wrote:
holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.
Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
I caught a fly with chopsticks Mr. Miyagi style once.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i killed a fly with a USB cable onceKampframmer wrote:
holy shit.
I had a fly in the house yeah? It was buzzing around the TV, being annoying, like most flies are. All i had to try and swat it was a plastic coke bottle. My brother thought i couldnt do it, but i smacked that fucking fly mid air.
Loud TACK noise and it was gone.
Stil havent found (not that i looked that much), so I think i vaporised it.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat