Spamtheban
Undsiputed BF2s FIFA champion of all time
+132|5109|Stoke
£40 for some paki to stick a mirror in my mouth for 3 seconds then tell me im perfect

great thanks
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6737
yeah that's normally my routine... then whenever there is something wrong (like for a filling in the past) the motherfuckers actually CASTIGATE you and tut at you and shit. what other medical service in the UK makes you feel bad for having a problem? it's like going to a psychologist with depression and having the shrink shout at you for being worthless and self-absorbed. do doctors at the hospital huff and puff when you cut yourself at work accidentally? literally every single dentist i have been to has acted as if a cavity is going to ruin their day. motherfucker, i pay you 100x more than any other (free) healthcare for this shit. you should be dancing around the room every time i come in and need a polish, let alone a filling and heaven fuckin forbid a root canal $$$urgery.
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Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|5109|Amsterdam
British people ripping on dentists?

Shits getting craaaaaaazy
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

they're natural enemies, innit
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6737
i think dentists are hated over here because it's the most commonly privatized form of healthcare that the state won't provide for adequately with tax money. so you're pissed off when you first go in there because you know you're forking over half your weekly earnings for a glamorized floss, and then to make matters worse because they're private practitioners they have their own 'ethics', so to say, and act like total peevish pricks. if the nhs is service with a smile then private dentistry over here is service with an old indian guy's hairy hand in your mouth whilst his assistant counts the motherfucking cheques that are gonna bounce next week cause shit cost more than ya mortgage. THEY CRAZY
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Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|5109|Amsterdam
So most British people have crooked teeth because they dont like the dentist and dont find it worth the money?
Thats clever.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6737

Kampframmer wrote:

British people ripping on dentists?

Shits getting craaaaaaazy
i'd retort with a national comeback but your country is now so insignificant that it doesn't even have any 18th century naval stereotypes to rely upon

so uh

go ride your fuckin gay bike into a canal, hans
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Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|5109|Amsterdam
Hans is more of a German name. Jan is a lot more common.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6737

Kampframmer wrote:

So most British people have crooked teeth because they dont like the dentist and dont find it worth the money?
Thats clever.
pretty much every person i know now i think about it (and no i don't think about it very often) has perfectly fine teeth. obviously i'm not doing a cavity search or a filling-count for you but i don't know anyone of my generation that has bad teeth. the british teeth stereotype is from the fucking naval era, you plonk. limeys. what were the dutch doing back then anyway apart from conquering really shitty small colonies and raping and torturing everyone for fun because it's all they could do whilst the rest of europe pwned at empire?
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13urnzz
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+5,830|6764

cavity search, nice
Jay
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/21025/burnzz/Blair%2C%20Tony1.jpg
Spamtheban
Undsiputed BF2s FIFA champion of all time
+132|5109|Stoke
is that ur mum burnzz

hahaah
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6951|United States of America
Don't worry, Uzique. You shouldn't mind if I put anything in your mouth.

Oral surgery is still an option, though. I'll see where it goes if I even get into professional school.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

Spamtheban wrote:

is that ur mum burnzz

hahaah
my mum is dead.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6737
yeah cause i mean tony blair is of my generation, isn't he

nice to see a fat american come in though to play on national stereotypes

yay it's a game we can all play!
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jsnipy
...
+3,277|6789|...

PrivateVendetta
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6767|so randum

burnzz wrote:

Kampframmer wrote:

of him being black?
no, we've all seen that (except Sam of course) i meant of France. i would love to see France, and the only downside would be french people. i would be the typical American tourist in France, because of the way French people have acted here, in the US.
how dare they be rude in queues! it's not like they performed a rather crucial role in your war of independence or anything
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6767|so randum
(not entirely a seriouspost)
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6266|Vortex Ring State

Uzique wrote:

Kampframmer wrote:

So most British people have crooked teeth because they dont like the dentist and dont find it worth the money?
Thats clever.
pretty much every person i know now i think about it (and no i don't think about it very often) has perfectly fine teeth. obviously i'm not doing a cavity search or a filling-count for you but i don't know anyone of my generation that has bad teeth. the british teeth stereotype is from the fucking naval era, you plonk. limeys. what were the dutch doing back then anyway apart from conquering really shitty small colonies and raping and torturing everyone for fun because it's all they could do whilst the rest of europe pwned at empire?
"February 1637, Dutch guild of florists announced that futures contracts in the international trade in the tulip bulb futures investing market would be treated as options."
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6789|...

Poor people are the funniest, bitch the most about gas prices, yet tear away from a green lights on bald tires.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5625|London, England

Trotskygrad wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Kampframmer wrote:

So most British people have crooked teeth because they dont like the dentist and dont find it worth the money?
Thats clever.
pretty much every person i know now i think about it (and no i don't think about it very often) has perfectly fine teeth. obviously i'm not doing a cavity search or a filling-count for you but i don't know anyone of my generation that has bad teeth. the british teeth stereotype is from the fucking naval era, you plonk. limeys. what were the dutch doing back then anyway apart from conquering really shitty small colonies and raping and torturing everyone for fun because it's all they could do whilst the rest of europe pwned at empire?
"February 1637, Dutch guild of florists announced that futures contracts in the international trade in the tulip bulb futures investing market would be treated as options."
Ahh... Wall Street. I had to look up where I'd heard that line before.
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that was the first major bubble bursting wasnt it
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