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War Man wrote:

At least I don't have sex on, with, or in a toilet.

Last edited by coke (2011-04-08 19:31:24)

burnzz wrote:

only if i get a 3 pint head start . . .

burnzz wrote:

pints, definitely. i've got to kill thirty years of brain cells to hope to compete.

War Man wrote:

Anyway Laura care to talk on steam/xfire?

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

I wanna pick up the world and drop it on my history teacher's fuckin' head.

And I want to fucking steamchat with ya. Anyway wtf is wrong with her anyway?

Oh and who is Gillard?

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

Telstra are arseholes, thinking of switching to Vodafone.

Opinions?

Now I'm tempted to fucking pm spam ya again for not fucking pming me.

War Man wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Yo wo'man. Just a heads up. If laura doesn't like your incessant PMs, then I'd lay off sending them if I were you. It's the equivalent to sending abusive/questionable content through karma. If it doesn't stop, then I may be closing a thread of yours, or something similar, and well.. accidents happen...

If you catch my drift..

Well except for the 2 more recent ones that are about a month old my pms have to be at least 3-4 months old and she

War Man wrote:

bakinacake wrote:

War Man wrote:

Hey, Laura. Could you do me a favor?

He's going to PM you again.

I'm done pming her, I won't pm her until she pm's me back.

War Man wrote:

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

War Man wrote:

What do you mean by first step?

She's claiming that deep down you still love her. But I don't think you do.

Melvin, I'm glad you are sticking with your first and truest love of killing minorities with over-sized wepon.

Boy this day keeps getting weirder.

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Laura wrote:

Can't be, the Elite is MUCH quieter, even under constant gaming.

It's like a breezy whisper compared to the PS3.

Never tryed the elite. Anyway log on steam please or MSN Messenger.

Edit: Ah fuck too late.

War Man wrote:

I'm using the ps3 controller.

burnzz wrote:

. . . and just like that, Laura gets kicked to the curb. GG, Adams_BJ!

I can't notice how nice she looks? I know I'm not gonna have her so why bother trying?

Edit: Wouldn't even want her anyway as she is problably too old for me. How old is she btw, adam?

War Man wrote:

Yeah, Laura.

War Man wrote:

Narupug wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Shouldn't the aussies get to vote between themselves as to which aussie makes the next thread..

No you're too biased

Plus we Americans didn't get to vote for our candidate. Ain't AU chat good enough for you folks anyway?

War Man wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

War Man wrote:

Fine by me, I vote Laura to be the next aussie though.

We've already decided Cheez is going to be the next aussie. He asked for it ages ago.

Ok, but she goes after him. K?

War Man wrote:

I bet your girl is fat, Hippie Jr.

Mutantbear wrote:

She looks retarded War Man

I'm telling Laura

That is cuz she currently has this face, and go ahead and tell Laura.

War Man wrote:

The grocery stores my mom usually goes to don't have self-checkouts. Whenever we do go to a store that has those, however, we just use them instead. These things are really great to use and plus my mom, who really doesn't have technology as her pal(we were worried about giving her an ipod but she managed to figure it out thankfully), is getting familiar with these things. It really beats having to deal with cashiers who are just fucking slow and/or have a damn attitude, plus my mom gets to bag it the way she prefers without having to go tell the guy/girl how she wants it bagged(unless the person remembers my mom of course).

War Man wrote:

Stingray, Luigi, Cosmokramer, whoever else lives in Wisconsin, and Laura are top of the list.

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The Sheriff wrote:

War Man wrote:

Good for you, gay means happy after all.

That's all my lifestyle choice is to you? A mere description of happiness itself?

God isn't real, Laura doesn't like you, you're not dating anyone because you're a social reject, I'm guessing you don't have many friends either.

*Yawn*

War Man wrote:

Laura

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phishman420 wrote:

I want War Man.

Fuck you, I'm never ever going near you. Especially with that last pm you sent me.

Back on topic: Me and Laura

War Man wrote:

Make out with the same sex for me.

War Man wrote:

usmarine wrote:

Laura wrote:

Nay.

right. so dont try and get bigger now because it will happen naturally.

That I know.

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

That backseat looks pretty damn plastic.

That is to get rid of comfort for criminals, extra punishment

War Man wrote:

usmarine wrote:

Laura wrote:

Stop it.

I will not have this thread turn into a flamewar.

shut up

That's not a way to treat a lady.

War Man wrote:

phishman420 wrote:

War Man wrote:

You have my gmail though

You, sir, are and idiot.

are and idiot? How about are an idiot

Edit: this is getting off topic, get back on topic

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

I don't have yours though max

You have my gmail though

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Mutantsteak wrote:

War Man wrote:

Laura you have skype?

Take your hormones elsewhere

Don't make me shove my mom's homemade heathbars up your ass.

War Man wrote:

Laura you have skype?

War Man wrote:

Girls asking bf2s for advice, that's a first.

On topic: Laura, some guys are assholes and it's best to forget about them and move on. I'm pretty sure it is hard but you just gotta deal with it.

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Laura wrote:

Hancock - 9/10

Terrific ending and storyline.

But then again any Will Smith movie is.

Funny thing, I just saw that movie. Same rating as you by the way

War Man wrote:

aj0404 wrote:

chances are this is Laura.

http://www.worldofwar.net/gallery/data/ … thpark.jpg

enjoy.

Doubt it

War Man wrote:

Im_Dooomed wrote:

War Man wrote:

Wanna play 2142 with me? I'll make it worthwhile for you, plus it has been ages since I played bf2142. WarMan099 if you want to(be sure to pm me)

Celibacy is ur friend.

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

Will we able to center friggen text?

Pretty sure, if not you can request it. I believe deleting posts is on the to do list.

War Man wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

War Man wrote:

Seems like a girl, because she IS a girl

How do you know that, if you tell me because his name is Laura then I will kill you

She acts like a girl.

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Laura wrote:

Yeah I might as well.

Getting pretty sick of Microsoft Pinball lately.

Wanna play 2142 with me? I'll make it worthwhile for you, plus it has been ages since I played bf2142. WarMan099 if you want to(be sure to pm me)

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

Mint Sauce wrote:

Indepent coffee shops for coffee that doesn't taste like donkey dick

Pssh.

Just add abit more sugar into it and you'll be fine.

Why is it the women have problem solvers for little things? Come on guys

War Man wrote:

Laura wrote:

Just use the old 'Kids will be Kids' trick.

It's worked for me a million times


And omg yes, Lol.

War Man wrote:

Well she has. Anyway you won't be hearing much from me over here now as long as I communicate with Laura through pm at least.

War Man wrote:

Rather have a salamander

So Laura, are you gonna fricken read the pm I sent ya and pm back?

War Man wrote:

I ain't, just want fucking communication. I dislike being ignored.

War Man wrote:

No not you, Laura.

War Man wrote:

It'd be better. Anyway laura, I sent a pm to you a long time ago, could you read it and reply back

burnzz wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

war man is gonna be a serial killer / rapist some day

with my luck, he'll kill me and rape you . . .

coke wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

war man is gonna be a serial killer / rapist some day

What evidence do you have to say he isn't already?