terrafirma
Press 1 to Kill
+81|6652|Westminster, Colorado
I have a few lan parties under my belt and have encountered most of these.  Nice list.
TC><Injecter
Member
+4|6826|Berlin, Germany
Sailor with Tourettes
From arriving until leaving, utters one long stream of profanity that would make T_S_M blush. Often hilarious due to the creation of new insults in his ramblings. Is often mistaken as a Mister Angry, but the complete lack of any physical action is a revealing factor.
Characteristics Short hair, most likely drives an import, often riced. Is probably good at the game being played, and thinks this entitles him to shout profanity at the top of his lungs for 20 hours straight.
Oh ya thatz me

Hilarious
ThePriest1750
Tank commander
+83|6733|DUTCH snap ik!
funny shit man
ChainSOV
Member
+0|6539|Germany
hehe, nice post
the exot suits me ;)
ActionHL > CS in every single way
ActionQ2 is the mother of all semirealistic mods

the good thing is that I have some dictatorship rights on our LANs because most of my friends fall into the invisible man or mr.noob categories.
I have forced them to play lots of mods/games they never heard about and they've seen the light.
we've had tons of fun with ActionHL, The Specialists, WastelandHL, bagman or capture the bitch in Postal2

good thing I dont have any Mr.Stinky's among my friends :D
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6625|UK
lmao, so true!
Afrika_18
Member
+26|6540
What about the smacktard?

He likes to call everyone bitch or whore and whenever he gets a kill he'll sacrifice himself to make the teabag -- often running into the middle of crossfires, sniper range or a group of enemies to accomplish this.  After he gets a kill he'll spend tons of time typing elaborate and explicit taunts, often getting killed while he stands there typing.  He always makes the top 6 or 7 players but is never in the top 2 spots.  If you get a kill on him, he'll always respond with threats like "u dead bitz" or "I's gonna make u my ho".

Characteristics: small, skinny guy, quiet and friendly in person; works at the local burger joint.
timmah1142
Member
+1|6503
At the lans i go to there is also the "sponsor entourage" guys.  These guys all have custom cases with their company's logo etched everywhere.  They follow the sponsors of the lan and take up at least one or two tables.  They are pretty much the rich jocks who think is funny to come and pwn noobs/nerds.  Usually have three or four hot high school girls surrounding their 24 in lcd monitors clapping everytime they make a kill.

Last edited by timmah1142 (2006-07-27 23:48:10)

R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6484|Melbourne

I am a LAN Party Admin, and this is 100% right i have seen all those typs of people.  Verry good +1
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Darkavian000
Member
+5|6528|Illinois
Well done! I just hosted a LAN party here this past Sunday with my bro and a few friends so this stuff is still fresh in my mind. My bro (AWPenis Licker) my best friend (Reinstaller) my bro's best friend (The Professional). Good stuff!     Would +1 if I had it.
slicknic
Member
+145|6624
wow.. one of the most awsomeest posts ever.  its so rediculously true.. .its great
misconfiguration
GURU
+86|6394|Indianapolis, IN

Kommando wrote:

Missing one

Mr Gear.
You want it, he has it.  brings enough spare equipment to build three more PC's, on top of the three he brought along already.  typically provides the network infrastructure, and all the cable and then some, gloats about how much his fileserver has uploaded since day dot. Talks tech with the best of them, yet plays in every game, leeches AND gets the pizza. complains about how everyone doesnt have Gigabit/fibre/wireless yet. manages to fit 28hrs of lan into a 24hr day.
Characteristics: usually twice the average age of everyone there, owns a car, probably worked for IT before, resists change, somewhat arrogant, invites people to his large sponsored lans.
That's me!! I have a fibre backbone, on a gigabit LAN for my home! My switch is a cisco 24-port gigabit switch.
2tB on my RAID server..
Simon
basically
+838|6656|UK
Read it all now my eyes hurt
Ridir
Semper Fi!
+48|6761
never been to a land, not sure i want to now.  The smells and all the bawls too
falafel
Member
+5|6328
hahha +1
theelviscerator
Member
+19|6286
I have been to a total of ONE lan party yet, I remember everyone of those bastards!

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