Uzique wrote:
enjoy valentines day, awkward fuckers!
Bevo wrote:
Uzique wrote:
enjoy valentines day, awkward fuckers!
It's cool, you'll just have made some other guys day now when she gets drunk and sleeps with him.Winston_Churchill wrote:
i had to reject a girl today. now i feel awful
Haha, I like that view on it better
Winston Churchill: sexual philanthropist
Hahaha, Noice.ghettoperson wrote:
It's cool, you'll just have made some other guys day now when she gets drunk and sleeps with him.Winston_Churchill wrote:
i had to reject a girl today. now i feel awful
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
who says you need to have a drink to want to have sex
Not all girls are sluts like you Kim.
oh snap...
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they should make valentines day the one day where the chick pays for shit. I don't really feel like shelling out $300 for dinner tonight...
then don't...
...
I take it a BJ and a reacharound aren't motivations?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
they should make valentines day the one day where the chick pays for shit. I don't really feel like shelling out $300 for dinner tonight...
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
You're such a baller Kennings.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
they should make valentines day the one day where the chick pays for shit. I don't really feel like shelling out $300 for dinner tonight...
my chick told me a few months ago her favorite restaurant was Mastros, so I figured I'd take her there for Valentines Day. I don't want to spend the skrilla, but I know it will make her happy.tuckergustav wrote:
then don't...
@rukus: not a fan of the reacharound.
@ghetto: if i were a baller I wouldn't care about dropping a couple hundo on dinner.
they want to be equal but not be equalKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
they should make valentines day the one day where the chick pays for shit.
I just realised that post makes me sound like an asshole, it wasn't meant to sound like that.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
my chick told me a few months ago her favorite restaurant was Mastros, so I figured I'd take her there for Valentines Day. I don't want to spend the skrilla, but I know it will make her happy.tuckergustav wrote:
then don't...
@rukus: not a fan of the reacharound.
@ghetto: if i were a baller I wouldn't care about dropping a couple hundo on dinner.
Told a friend earlier that valentines day was just buying each other dead plants in exchange for oral sex.
Had an awesome day with her though, made pancakes in the morning, wandered about, went shopping and then went home.
Also got a subway, pretty good day
Had an awesome day with her though, made pancakes in the morning, wandered about, went shopping and then went home.
Also got a subway, pretty good day
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Did you not get the oral sex?
Naw, didn't buy her any dead plants.
That and she's my best friend
(And I think she's ugly)
That and she's my best friend
(And I think she's ugly)
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
charmerpresidentsheep wrote:
That and she's my best friend
(And I think she's ugly)
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I'm thinking someone got friend zoned and is now in denial.
Haha, no. I don't have to want to fuck every girl I meet.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Ugly or not, the inside of her mouth probably feels the same as someone ten times hotter.
Not my personal philosophy, just something to think about, eh?
Not my personal philosophy, just something to think about, eh?
someone delete this thread
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but 3 people like it on facebook!Toilet Sex wrote:
someone delete this thread