AU 2: Electric Boogaloo

2011-01-31 03:36:48

#4301

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6655|King Of The Islands

Dammit where's my Denied stamp from clan days.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2011-01-31 03:52:14

#4302

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX

Australian spiders, they get better and better.

Fuck Israel

2011-01-31 03:56:32

#4303

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6889|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Im not trying to make a joke out of a terrible situation, I hope you all know how gutted I am, but didnt the fucking floods wipe all them lil bastards out?

2011-01-31 03:57:37

#4304

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX

Only on the central east coast.

The good news is that friendly little (75mm leg span) guy is not only harmless and catches flies and mosquitos, but the venom may have some medicinal properties.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2011-01-31 03:59:17)

Fuck Israel

2011-01-31 03:58:23

#4305

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6655|King Of The Islands

You wish. Water makes them stronger.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2011-01-31 03:58:58

#4306

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6889|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Bit like farts then?

2011-01-31 03:59:59

#4307

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX

How would farts make spiders stronger?

Fuck Israel

2011-01-31 04:03:37

#4308

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6889|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Silly Dilly you know what I mean. Its true though, next time you let rip in the bath, suck the gas up.

2011-01-31 04:04:02

#4309

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6655|King Of The Islands

You crazy fool, baths are illegal.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2011-01-31 04:11:40

#4310

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5394|Sydney

1927 wrote:
Silly Dilly you know what I mean. Its true though, next time you let rip in the bath, suck the gas up.

I usually use bath farts to light my bong.

2011-01-31 04:12:38

#4311

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6365|'straya

http://www.goes.noaa.gov/sohemi/sohemil … mscol.html

This looks like fun, should hit about thursday. People in Rocky etc must be feeling a little uneasy.

2011-01-31 04:15:40

#4312

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6889|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jaekus wrote:
1927 wrote:
Silly Dilly you know what I mean. Its true though, next time you let rip in the bath, suck the gas up.
I usually use bath farts to light my bong.

Saves having to wash ya bushy eye brows I suppose, just set fire to them in one go.

2011-01-31 04:26:44

#4313

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6390|Sydney | ♥

OUtside my bedroom window, I look into a "fernery"

..stupid parents.

There is on average around 1000 (literally) tiny spiders, and about 4-5 mega spiders just outside.

Bout once a month I get out there with Mortein can, some paper, and fire. XD

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2011-01-31 04:30:06

#4314

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX

tazz. wrote:
OUtside my bedroom window, I look into a "fernery"

..stupid parents.

There is on average around 1000 (literally) tiny spiders, and about 4-5 mega spiders just outside.

Bout once a month I get out there with Mortein can, some paper, and fire. XD

Why? Half of them are probably beneficial.

Fuck Israel

2011-01-31 04:30:40

#4315

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6390|Sydney | ♥

Dilbert_X wrote:
tazz. wrote:
OUtside my bedroom window, I look into a "fernery"

..stupid parents.

There is on average around 1000 (literally) tiny spiders, and about 4-5 mega spiders just outside.

Bout once a month I get out there with Mortein can, some paper, and fire. XD
Why? Half of them are probably beneficial.

I don't like spiders.

EDIT:

I don't like spiders near where I sleep.

Last edited by tazz. (2011-01-31 04:31:19)

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2011-01-31 05:36:52

#4316

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6727|Gold Coast

Get a picture of 'em tazz.

noice

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png

2011-01-31 12:46:10

#4317

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5394|Sydney

sup

2011-01-31 14:09:29

#4318

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6369|what

Why don't chips have tazo's in them any more?

2011-01-31 14:14:34

#4319

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6838|Little Bentcock

AussieReaper wrote:
Why don't chips have tazo's in them any more?

Julia Gillard

2011-01-31 17:53:10

#4320

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6727|Gold Coast

Labor party

noice

2011-01-31 17:54:48

#4321

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6727|Gold Coast

email wrote:
I asked a friend's daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the Labor Party!"
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her.
I continued, "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, sweep my drive and I'll pay you $25.
Then I'll take you over to the shop where the homeless guy sits outside. You can give him the $25 to use toward food."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him the 25?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Liberal Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me....

noice

2011-01-31 17:59:33