Official Drunk Thread

2011-01-17 12:54:54

#2526

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5174|Sydney

If you want to wake someone up who's passed out, throw a full pint of water on their face.

Mate had passed out, I was yelling and slapping his face and not a twitch. Anoter mate just threw an entire pint glass on his face, he came to in about 1/10 of a second, lol.

2011-01-17 12:57:20

#2527

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5957|Places 'n such

Fuck, might do that. I'm drunk enough for it to seem like a genius idea. Bored off my tits on my own though, no cunt that lives nearby will come round and drink with me since my other friend's failed.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-17 12:59:25

#2528

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5957|Places 'n such

Also, for all you twats that think "typ1nz lyk dis" makes you seem drunk, I can type like a functioning human after a metric cunt ton of booze. Man the shite up.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-17 13:01:12

#2529

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5174|Sydney

Yeah, I've driven the internets when I couldn't even remember getting home, and it was all legible.

2011-01-17 13:08:30

#2530

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5957|Places 'n such

I remember leaving my exam... Then being in a car home... Now I'm here.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-17 15:19:04

#2531

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|4964|Dundee, Scotland.

Or

presidentsheep wrote:
Might just fuck her.

?

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-01-17 15:32:50

#2532

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5957|Places 'n such

Camm wrote:
Or
presidentsheep wrote:
Might just fuck her.
?

Go team rape!

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-20 17:38:26

#2533

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6728|St. Andrews / Oslo

hi

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2011-01-20 17:47:37

#2534

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6618|Little Bentcock

wazzup

2011-01-22 02:58:12

#2535

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5957|Places 'n such

God fucking damn I love Australians. Seriously, i'm soberer now and I still think they're the best people in the world.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-22 10:05:33

#2536

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6712

Adams_BJ wrote:
wazzup

lez drink at your place when i move m8.

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2011-01-22 16:23:16

#2537

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6493

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delete that, fucker

2011-01-22 22:35:20

#2538

CC-Marley: Member; +407|6824

posting from work. i should be doing the deposit but i've been drinking. waiting for that bar slut to text me to come over. she better have showered and be cleaned up. love being a bartender sometimes. God blees whores...

2011-01-22 22:40:03

#2539

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6596|132 and Bush

go get it ..

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2011-01-26 00:43:01

#2540

Cash 'N Prizes: we get in what we fit in 'round here; +18|5375|Toledo, Ohio

last night i had bacardi 151, raspberry vodka, and some weird tasting apple stuff that burned. well i had a lot. apparently i had sex with a girl last night, i woke up not remembering anything. i just found out like 4 hours ago. im debating on going to the clinic...

2011-01-27 16:45:39

#2541

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5032|Massachusetts, USA

Cash 'N Prizes wrote:
last night i had bacardi 151, raspberry vodka, and some weird tasting apple stuff that burned. well i had a lot. apparently i had sex with a girl last night, i woke up not remembering anything. i just found out like 4 hours ago. im debating on going to the clinic...

Jerk it, if your cum smells that means you got an STD, if it doesn't you're golden.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-01-27 17:46:31

#2542

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6493

killed a Kirin and two sakes. [√] japanese taken care of
on to what's left of my 16 yr old Glenlivet [√] scots taken care of

2011-01-28 08:02:12

#2543

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5032|Massachusetts, USA

burnzz wrote:
killed a Kirin and two sakes. [√] japanese taken care of
on to what's left of my 16 yr old Glenlivet [√] scots taken care of

Funny thing, we have a bottle of 15 year old Glenlivet in our liquor cabinet right now, Delicious.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-01-28 08:13:17

#2544

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|4964|Dundee, Scotland.

I'm getting a bottle of 21 year old Isle of Jura for my 21st in June

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-01-28 08:16:25

#2545

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5032|Massachusetts, USA

Noice

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-01-28 09:37:26

#2546

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5957|Places 'n such

Just got home from a 2 day drinking bender. Going out in 2 hours. I feel awful but the alcohol isn't going to drink itself. I haven't slept in nearly 3 days.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-28 16:56:53