Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5597|London, England

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Creation doesn't hold up? Let me sit back for a second and laugh uncontrollably.

I'm sure atheists could have come up with something better than "Evolution" lol.

2nd rule of thermodynamics...
Wtf does perpetual motion have to do with creationism?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Wreckognize
Member
+294|6725

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Creation doesn't hold up? Let me sit back for a second and laugh uncontrollably.

I'm sure atheists could have come up with something better than "Evolution" lol.

2nd rule of thermodynamics...
http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/questi … number=441


Don't think too hard shifty you'll hurt yourself.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5597|London, England

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Creation doesn't hold up? Let me sit back for a second and laugh uncontrollably.

I'm sure atheists could have come up with something better than "Evolution" lol.

2nd rule of thermodynamics...
Also, so you truly believe that dinosaur fossils were planted in the earth for humans to discover? You believe that oil was placed there as well and has nothing to do with previously decomposed plant matter? Why is there a series of defunct volcanoes stretching northwest from the Hawaiian chain? To trick us?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5597|London, England

Wreckognize wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Creation doesn't hold up? Let me sit back for a second and laugh uncontrollably.

I'm sure atheists could have come up with something better than "Evolution" lol.

2nd rule of thermodynamics...
http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/questi … number=441


Don't think too hard shifty you'll hurt yourself.
Holy shit, that's what he was getting at? Christ.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6388|'straya

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Creation doesn't hold up? Let me sit back for a second and laugh uncontrollably.

I'm sure atheists could have come up with something better than "Evolution" lol.

2nd rule of thermodynamics...
A concept based completely on "faith" rather than fact? You're right, of course it holds up to scrutiny.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD
such
fucking
fail

shifty I've tried to take your side sometimes but that really is one of the dumbest things I've ever read

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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5597|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

such
fucking
fail

shifty I've tried to take your side sometimes but that really is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
It's almost as bad as the "What does salt taste like?" argument.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD

JohnG@lt wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

such
fucking
fail

shifty I've tried to take your side sometimes but that really is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
It's almost as bad as the "What does salt taste like?" argument.
What's that?
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DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6921|Disaster Free Zone
Shifty trolled you all.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD

DrunkFace wrote:

Shifty trolled you all.
>implying this is not relevant:

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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6777|Long Island, New York
I don't get why people get pissed at others for ragging on Shifty when he intentionally posts this shit just to get flamed.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5723|Bolingbrook, Illinois

DesertFox- wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

It's sad that evolution has been around for so long and our population still isn't science-literate enough to understand a very simple concept. One step at a time though, find life first outside Earth, and then concetrate on intelligent beings.
i hope you realize most catholics believe in religion
I can't even decide between which interpretation I am to make of what you meant by that statement.
shit i'm sorry, i meant to say most catholics believe in evolution

that's what happens when you post on bf2s while doing homework
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6370|North Tonawanda, NY

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

such
fucking
fail

shifty I've tried to take your side sometimes but that really is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
It's almost as bad as the "What does salt taste like?" argument.
What's that?
http://www.exmormon.org.uk/tol_arch/atozelph/salt.htm

That site explains it.  I'd summarize, but I'm posting from my phone and it's kind of a pain in the ass!
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5713|Ventura, California


No but seriously, I don't understand how a bing bang makes sense. "So first, we had nothing and that nothing MAGICALLY evolved from a little cell to 6 billion humans, a motherfreaking huge earth with diverse and complex ecosystems and weather.

All this from nothing...

sure

From a non-religious point of view, it makes more sense that it was somehow created by somebody or something than it just magically materializing.

lol nothing -> something

makes perfect sense
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6978|Toronto | Canada

didnt the pope say that the big bang theory happened? only that god was behind it or something...
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5713|Ventura, California
Well, get some popcorn lads and enjoy the laugh.

Here's what I think. God made the universe with age. Just like he made Adam and Eve with age as opposed to two dumb babies drooling in the Garden of Eden. I won't get into details for two reasons: I don't want you to have a heart-attack from laughing too hard, and I cba to write a huge wall of text you could find by googling it.

I'm just wondering what your guys' opinion is on what I mentioned earlier. What makes more sense, that nothing suddenly creates an infinite universe with complex lifeforms, or somebody creates it? I totally understand that it sounds completely retarded that some guy has been around since forever and created us all.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5713|Ventura, California
I still stand by my guns on the evolution ideas though. If everything slowly degrades there's no freaking way that after reproducing the same crap thousands of times your slowly start getting a better version of the previous one. Makes zero freaking sense.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6392|what

Where did God come from?
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5713|Ventura, California

shifty wrote:

I totally understand that it sounds completely retarded that some guy has been around since forever and created us all.
@ AR
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6392|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I still stand by my guns on the evolution ideas though. If everything slowly degrades there's no freaking way that after reproducing the same crap thousands of times your slowly start getting a better version of the previous one. Makes zero freaking sense.
Well what about breeding dogs?

They started as wolves when first domesticated. Now look at the dog breeds man has created with selective breeding.

How can you resolve that with what you've just stated?
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5418|Sydney

AussieReaper wrote:

Where did God come from?
Someone made god, he/she/it can't have come from nothing.

lol nothing -> something

makes perfect sense
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5713|Ventura, California

Jaekus wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Where did God come from?
Someone made god, he/she/it can't have come from nothing.

lol nothing -> something

makes perfect sense
Jeakus 1 - Shifty 0

Just how I was raised anyway. I don't really mind, it's not like Biblical doctrine will make you a lesser person. Quite the contrary, nothing in there is gonna do anything but make you a kinder person.

Anyway, the wolf thing is a good point. I'll have to look into that.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6978|Toronto | Canada

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I still stand by my guns on the evolution ideas though. If everything slowly degrades there's no freaking way that after reproducing the same crap thousands of times your slowly start getting a better version of the previous one. Makes zero freaking sense.
look into some biology classes.  mutations + natural selection, it makes sense.  there are clear signs in the world that prove evolution is unquestionably true
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5713|Ventura, California
I still haven't seen anything in the Bible, other than the concept of God, "Proven" false. Everything just connects! There are so many explanations for the reason the Earth is the way it is now in the Bible.

Here a funny question. Why did Adam live 900+ years? Earth was different, and things that took "Billions of years" to make like the Grand Canyon happened in no time when you get a bigass flood that wipes everything out. That also explains why we have oil now, and why we have the oceans we have, etc.

I go to Wednesday night Bible study and we learn some pretty cool stuffed that's backed-up. I just never take notes I record all the studies though, maybe I should put 'em on youtube.

Annnnyway...

Just don't be so touchy, everybody bashes Christians but I rarely see Muslims or other religions bashed as hard. I think it's a post-Catholic world domination shitty feeling everybody in the Western Hemisphere has.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6392|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I still haven't seen anything in the Bible, other than the concept of God, "Proven" false. Everything just connects! There are so many explanations for the reason the Earth is the way it is now in the Bible.
If God created the world for humans, why is it that of all the water on Earth, 70% is salt water?
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