Simple question.
Poll
Can you suck your own dick?
| Yes. | 16% | 16% - 7 | ||||
| No. | 73% | 73% - 31 | ||||
| I do not have a dick. | 9% | 9% - 4 | ||||
| Total: 42 | ||||||
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Don't think that's possible without surgically removing the lower ribs ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Liq's been gone an awful long time. I think that constitutes a "Yes".
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
yes
while standing up
while standing up
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Poll looks like a penis, LOL
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I do not have a dick
So why did you vote yes?
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
no, the tip's too far up and even if i could reach all the way up above my head, i doubt i'd be able to fit my mouth round it.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
I voted 'I do not have a dick.', it was a while ago though and I was the first one.
Watch the opening scene of Shortbus (2006) for technique
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
I can't, but this guy sure could (in addition to Sir Ron Jeremy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ior_Bock
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ior_Bock
Also known as the "sauna-knot".wiki wrote:
In 1984 Bock raised public interest and discussion when he claimed that his family line (Boxström) had been keepers of an ancient folklore tradition that provides insight into the pagan culture of Finland, including hitherto unknown autofellatio exercises connected to old fertility rites.
I need around tree fiddy.
hmm, so 30.7% of people with penises can preform auto-fellatio?
This is most surprising.
This is most surprising.
Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2011-01-24 10:10:14)
Be honest, we've all tried it once.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I'm very obese so my stomach blocks any access to my dick, physically and visually. And it's only 2 inches long anyway, so even if I was skinny I still couldn't do it.
interesting. do go on.mtb0minime wrote:
I'm very obese so my stomach blocks any access to my dick, physically and visually. And it's only 2 inches long anyway, so even if I was skinny I still couldn't do it.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
What a shame.mtb0minime wrote:
I'm very obese so my stomach blocks any access to my dick, physically and visually. And it's only 2 inches long anyway, so even if I was skinny I still couldn't do it.
I can't even have my nose touch my toes. I'd have to have no fricken backbone to do such a thing.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
If you had no backbone they it would probably actually make it easier.War Man wrote:
I can't even have my nose touch my toes. I'd have to have no fricken backbone to do such a thing.
...which is actually what he saidDoctor Strangelove wrote:
If you had no backbone they it would probably actually make it easier.War Man wrote:
I can't even have my nose touch my toes. I'd have to have no fricken backbone to do such a thing.
EE (hats
I can touch my nose to my toes
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Good for you, here's a cookie.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Are we talking bending our legs here? cos i reckon i can if im sitting down and bend my knees, not if i just have to get all yoga-y and bend at the waistMutantbear wrote:
I can touch my nose to my toes
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.
Because they can.
