wise words ted, wise words.
Sh1fty you could be like O.G. Mudbone and just use a slip-on cock when you whip it out in front of her. She won't know the difference.
You are wise beyond your years my son.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Sh1fty you could be like O.G. Mudbone and just use a slip-on cock when you whip it out in front of her. She won't know the difference.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
wise words ted, wise words.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Mudbone gets the women, Jay.
Sh1fty you also need to let out a primal yell when you finish off on her face.
Sh1fty you also need to let out a primal yell when you finish off on her face.
That's gonna be some impressive distance if he can get it in her upstairs window from the bush outside.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Mudbone gets the women, Jay.
Sh1fty you also need to let out a primal yell when you finish off on her face.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
That's the beauty of the yell.
She'll rush to the window to see what it was, thus making the process a lot easier.
She'll rush to the window to see what it was, thus making the process a lot easier.
At which point he throws his seed into her face and therefore marks her as his territory.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
wat?JohnG@lt wrote:
Some girls are kinky and like the small ones. I've lost many a girl when she saw that I was too girthy for her tastes.presidentsheep wrote:
You're forgetting that only works when it's big enough to see.
lol dont buy into his BSCC-Marley wrote:
wat?JohnG@lt wrote:
Some girls are kinky and like the small ones. I've lost many a girl when she saw that I was too girthy for her tastes.presidentsheep wrote:
You're forgetting that only works when it's big enough to see.
I've never heard a woman say she preferred a small penis. It just don't happen.
what he fails to mention is she was 13
k gotcha..
It was a joke.CC-Marley wrote:
I've never heard a woman say she preferred a small penis. It just don't happen.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Well, I wasn't asking for advice. You guys already gave me plenty a few weeks ago when I had mentioned it first. My first post bringing the subject back up again was just to say that I was mad she wasn't there.
So, no need for any advice if I don't ask for it, any advice given anyway is appreciated. I just get mad when you guys have nothing better to do than come in and trash the situation.
So, no need for any advice if I don't ask for it, any advice given anyway is appreciated. I just get mad when you guys have nothing better to do than come in and trash the situation.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Are you thinking of going back?
noice 
same bat time, same bat channel.. do it!
Most likely, although I don't go very often. If it were up to me I would go there shopping all the time, not just for the woman. We keep going to Albertsons which freaking sucks!KuSTaV wrote:
Are you thinking of going back?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
shifty, remember, the quality of the grocery store you go to directly correlates to the amount of pussy you'll fuck
so, make your choices carefully
so, make your choices carefully
There was a really hot woman who worked at the supermarket I worked at, floral department of course lol
Naturally it was a Whole Foods. Definitely go to a Whole Foods or Wegmans or Nugget (that's California right?) or similar.
Naturally it was a Whole Foods. Definitely go to a Whole Foods or Wegmans or Nugget (that's California right?) or similar.
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In that case, for this town it would be Albertsons < Vons < RalphsHaiBai wrote:
shifty, remember, the quality of the grocery store you go to directly correlates to the amount of pussy you'll fuck
so, make your choices carefully
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
This song always cheers me up
Weird, listening to The Offspring right now...
whats the etiquitte on busting after a bj?
busting?Stimey wrote:
whats the etiquitte on busting after a bj?