1927 wrote:
Stoned in Surburbia - Sky3. Wtf's this they're all grannies talking bout getting stoned?
EE (hats
Im watching the telly mate
oh
EE (hats
watching it also. i've got a bet on lewis to win, it's gonna be close1927 wrote:
The Darts. (final)
WTF The people are going mad for it, looks like a good night out, probably beer everywhere in there.
Used to think it was like an ol mans game. Oh maybe it is and thats why Im now looking at it?
Skysports 1 - Some fella had a 9 dart finish, never been done in the final before.
the 9 darter was cool
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How many sets do you have?Toilet Sex wrote:
watching it also. i've got a bet on lewis to win, it's gonna be close1927 wrote:
The Darts. (final)
WTF The people are going mad for it, looks like a good night out, probably beer everywhere in there.
Used to think it was like an ol mans game. Oh maybe it is and thats why Im now looking at it?
Skysports 1 - Some fella had a 9 dart finish, never been done in the final before.
the 9 darter was cool
How many legs?
What the fuck is the commentator on about, its like Ant & Dec at the same time
Im flicking back in the adverts but this granny skunk thing is bonkers. They're all on about hot knives, buckets and bongs.
the waiter was groping her infront of you and her parents?Uzique wrote:
hey so dauntless mate
today i went to a super posh castle to eat with an even posher family than my own
and all i got to do was watch my girlfriend get groped by some poshy waiter type
cool day, am i right?
no
what a guy
Howard Marks - arf an ounce a day
you should've slit his throat, next thing you know she'll be coming home late at night on the back of a tattooed juiced-up biker's motorcycle and that's when you'll have to resort to mass murderUzique wrote:
yeah when meeting a new family with very high expectations
i've got to try and impress my dah-ling a-s.k.b
not just troll ponces IRL
i behaved like a gentleman from an austen novel, as expected
Dauntless wrote:
the waiter was groping her infront of you and her parents?Uzique wrote:
hey so dauntless mate
today i went to a super posh castle to eat with an even posher family than my own
and all i got to do was watch my girlfriend get groped by some poshy waiter type
cool day, am i right?
no
what a LAD
well i wouldnt say it was a 'grope' in the stringfellow's-punter tradition... but definite selective touchy-feel stuffDauntless wrote:
the waiter was groping her infront of you and her parents?Uzique wrote:
hey so dauntless mate
today i went to a super posh castle to eat with an even posher family than my own
and all i got to do was watch my girlfriend get groped by some poshy waiter type
cool day, am i right?
no
what a guy
"ah, let me just... help... you... to your chair"
what a guy
what a guy
she was lookin good though
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
was the food any good? Or is it just cool that it's in a castle? what kind of food?
it expired on your bday? You have to go in and take the written test again.mtb0minime wrote:
The Derpartment of Motor Vehicles has not sent me my new license yet. What in the heck. It's been two months and I paid the renewal fee.
6 courses of pretentious haute-cuisine
the duck was nice though and i couldn't be in any way unappreciative
nice dining room. parents were real fuckin' swell. i just wanted to go see my dah-ling a-s.k.b. really
only a week and i get to pork sword mercilessly again, what a fuckin xmas
the duck was nice though and i couldn't be in any way unappreciative
nice dining room. parents were real fuckin' swell. i just wanted to go see my dah-ling a-s.k.b. really
only a week and i get to pork sword mercilessly again, what a fuckin xmas
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you couldn't nail her?
yeh i mean when the parents went to the billiards room for after-food port and chatter we just nipped off to the lady's closet and dogged like fucking animals
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i know what you m-
mmm bagels with strawberry cream cheese
Lewissssssssssssssssss
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are all you guys seriously watching the darts? jesus christ you guys
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i'm not watching darts
EE (hats
I'm going to bed because my immune system has failed me, and I'm fucking broken.
I'll let it off, this is the first time I've been sick in years.
I'll let it off, this is the first time I've been sick in years.
being scottish is a syndrome
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bleh go away I can't be fucked
or a birth defect
either way you're sicker than most
either way you're sicker than most
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yeah I heard in the original Dickens had Tiny Tim as the illegitimate child of Bob Cratchett and a Scottish whore.