holy fuckk
Still drunk from last night.
Tried what was meant to be the wormwood filled absinthe but didnt really get anything, except wankered. Started the new year well though, with a beer and a proper cuban cigar.
Tried what was meant to be the wormwood filled absinthe but didnt really get anything, except wankered. Started the new year well though, with a beer and a proper cuban cigar.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
i feel so wasted that all i want to do is take a huge shit
that sorta stage of wasted
where all you want to do is shit
and really enjoy it
that sorta stage of wasted
where all you want to do is shit
and really enjoy it
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I woke up at 8, took a huge shit and went back to bed until 3pm.
Drained and exhausted, but still no hangover. Fuck yeah, youth.
Drained and exhausted, but still no hangover. Fuck yeah, youth.
Last edited by jord (2011-01-01 07:20:12)
how old are you?jord wrote:
I woke up at 8, took a huge shit and went back to bed until 3pm.
Drained and exhausted, but still no hangover. Fuck yeah, youth.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
20Camm wrote:
how old are you?jord wrote:
I woke up at 8, took a huge shit and went back to bed until 3pm.
Drained and exhausted, but still no hangover. Fuck yeah, youth.
ah cool same age as mejord wrote:
20Camm wrote:
how old are you?jord wrote:
I woke up at 8, took a huge shit and went back to bed until 3pm.
Drained and exhausted, but still no hangover. Fuck yeah, youth.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
I did a great shit today. AGB FTW.
Last edited by Jaekus (2011-01-01 07:38:36)
If you're wondering why you get hangovers and I don't, I try to drink water after every piss.Camm wrote:
ah cool same age as mejord wrote:
20Camm wrote:
how old are you?
I'm not hungover Hardy drank last night.jord wrote:
If you're wondering why you get hangovers and I don't, I try to drink water after every piss.Camm wrote:
ah cool same age as mejord wrote:
20
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Jura is my new fave whisky
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
so maybe ive had a frew beers... suprisingly i can still typie a bit good. i giuess....
I don't feel tardy... reporting in kinda drunkie. Fucking band double booked tonight so I got to listen to fat chicks play the jukebox all night. Drank em skinny...sorta. Love the Buca..next.....we're closed!!!!!!!!
wotCC-Marley wrote:
I don't feel tardy... reporting in kinda drunkie. Fucking band double booked tonight so I got to listen to fat chicks play the jukebox all night. Drank em skinny...sorta. Love the Buca..next.....we're closed!!!!!!!!
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so hammered help please
Stick a steak knife in your eyenukchebi0 wrote:
so hammered help please
Was at the pub last night. Had some pre-beers so was already pretty tipsy before I got there. Ended up blootered. There was a 'band' on, but it was just two people singing, so we all thought it was karaoke and were singing along. Awesome night. Bought two chips and cheeses too .
Yeah im fuckin drunk again.we lost our playoff game and i drank much to forget. Atleast the Pats lost. suck it amateurs!
down a litre of diesel and don't vomit.nukchebi0 wrote:
so hammered help please
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
You live in MA and you hate the pats, get the fuck out poser.CC-Marley wrote:
Yeah im fuckin drunk again.we lost our playoff game and i drank much to forget. Atleast the Pats lost. suck it amateurs!
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Finray wrote:
Stick a steak knife in your eye
HmmmCamm wrote:
down a litre of diesel and don't vomit.
What a waste of £1.30.Camm wrote:
down a litre of diesel and don't vomit.nukchebi0 wrote:
so hammered help please
Fuck off! I'll like who I like. Poser? what am I pretending to be?? lol E.A.D.UnkleRukus wrote:
You live in MA and you hate the pats, get the fuck out poser.CC-Marley wrote:
Yeah im fuckin drunk again.we lost our playoff game and i drank much to forget. Atleast the Pats lost. suck it amateurs!
Had a night out that turned into a night in with my mate, who's now completely passed out in my garage whilst I'm sobering up in my room. Might draw on her or something just to fuck with her.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
If you want to wake someone up who's passed out, throw a full pint of water on their face.
Mate had passed out, I was yelling and slapping his face and not a twitch. Anoter mate just threw an entire pint glass on his face, he came to in about 1/10 of a second, lol.
Mate had passed out, I was yelling and slapping his face and not a twitch. Anoter mate just threw an entire pint glass on his face, he came to in about 1/10 of a second, lol.